Professor West
"The No. 1 [Loving Family] Package requires 300 banknotes printed with the mayor's portrait. It can bring your loved ones back to life and restore their appearance before death. It is guaranteed for six months."
Six months later, he needs to come to me every month for a vaccination to ensure freshness. During the promotion period, a free vaccination is given with every purchase.
Package number two, the "Perfect Lover" package...
Han Dong quickly interrupted the middle-aged professor who was rushing to promote his products, and showed him his neighborhood committee work ID:
"Wait... We are staff members of the neighborhood committee. We received your letter of complaint and have come to investigate and address the issue of laughter in your basement."
Upon hearing this news, the man became exceptionally enthusiastic, and his eyes held a newfound respect.
"You've finally arrived! Hurry up! The constant laughter coming from the basement is seriously affecting my surgeries. I've already had five failed surgeries, which has cost me two of my regular customers."
"Your opinion has been accepted by the neighborhood committee. Once the issue of economic loss is verified, staff will contact you."
We only handle the laughter issue.
"Okay... come with me."
Professor West, who had a rather sleazy appearance, led Han Dong and the others into his green residence while rubbing his hands together.
The air was filled with the smell of rotting corpses mixed with chemicals.
However, some details reveal that Professor West is a very cautious person.
He had sealed the entrance to the basement with five different locking methods... Clearly, Professor West was well aware of the terrifying nature of laughter.
"Hey, a few friends from the neighborhood committee!"
You probably already know where the laughter is coming from... I have a potion here that can help fight off the virus and ensure your absolute safety for One Hour.
"Only 50 yuan, would you like a tube?"
After saying that, West inserted the syringe into his brain, injecting a tube of bright green liquid into the cranial cavity, demonstrating it himself... His eyes were completely dyed green as a result, and he had a very excited expression.
"No need, we have corresponding protective measures."
"OK..."
Just as West finished unlocking the basement completely.
Han Dong gave Diana, the younger sister beside him, a look.
Bass!
The bone blade sliced through Professor West's body in an instant, and at the same time a bone whip appeared, pulverizing his body.
Only a bespectacled, sleazy head remained, falling to the ground with a thud, its eyes wide with confusion... showing no sign of pain, but instead asking with great curiosity:
"What does this mean? The neighborhood committee can't just endanger residents' personal safety at will, can it?"
"Professor West, I have detected the ' Mad Laughter Virus ' in your body. According to the rules, you must be eliminated..."
Upon hearing such a response, ordinary residents would inevitably show either fear or determination.
Being labeled as infected with the virus means being wanted and removed by the Town Hall, losing all resident privileges.
But Professor West seemed completely unfazed.
"Oh! I see... I'll do it myself."
The head rolled away from the house on its own, and then an explosion was heard outside the door, with some green liquid splashing onto the glass window.
In less than a minute.
A series of sounds came from the attic: locks being opened, seals being broken, and hurried footsteps.
Clearly, the attic is completely separated from the first floor of the building and is independent of each other.
An identical Professor West walked down from above and waved to Han Dong.
When observing with the Lesser Demon Eye, it was discovered that the newborn Professor West had no trace of the Mad Laughter Virus... and even during the X-ray, immature body organs and the umbilical cord head that had not yet fallen off were discovered.
However, the body, muscles, and bones are basically mature.
It's like a baby that's been prematurely aged.
Professor West immediately said, "Don't worry, I've taken better security measures than anyone else in town... Come with me."
Han Dong immediately developed a strong interest in Professor West.
It has nothing to do with strength or weakness.
Whether it's the building's internal isolation system and protective measures, the life science technology that Professor West demonstrated, or his cautious approach, it all indicates that he is a very rigorous life scientist... only his research direction is rather unique.
Such a person would be well-suited to work at Han Dong's manor.
"Professor West, what's your ranking in Derry Town?"
"Well... it's really embarrassing to say. I can't compare to the monsters in Derry Town at all; I'm ranked 99th."
I don't know what the mayor saw in me that made him promote me from my humble beginnings.
"Um."
If Professor West isn't too strong, Han Dong will try to inquire about the points required to take Professor West from the Destiny Space when settling the rewards afterwards.
If acceptable, Han Dong wanted to recruit a real deputy for Dr. Swollen, or to divide the basement experiments into sections and appoint heads for each department.
With the Great Expedition approaching, Han Dong has decided to participate.
"The Hidden Resident of Inri, Corpse Professor Herbert West, has voluntarily provided his ranking; his character profile is now available."
Background wall: green sap and a rotting corpse placed on an operating table.
Type: Scientist (partially mutated)
Basic information: [Male], [Height 175cm], [Weight 61kg].
Religious beliefs: None
Birthplace: Re-Animator - California
Current address: 149 Smortal Street, Inside Derry Town
Derry Town Physical Fitness Monitoring Report:
[Strength]: E-
[Durability]: D-
[Magic]: E
[Agility]: E (can be increased to D in zombie state)
[Divinity]: E+
Abilities: "Rapid Potion Synthesis", "Zombie Creation"
Unique prop: "Professor West's personal syringe"
[Overall Resident Ranking]: NO.99
Ta-da~
The group climbed the stairs to the basement.
The center features a rather old operating table, with various head models displayed on the wall and table, each corresponding to a syringe.
You can pay extra during the corpse resurrection process to add cosmetic procedures... and a single syringe can fix the shape.
"It's this wall. You can hear laughter behind it," West said, pointing to a wall on the right.
Han Dong took out a map of Derry Town and found that there were no markings on the map at all along the direction of the wall.
What place is behind this wall?
"Behind this is a wasteland... there's nothing there, and I have no idea what's underground."
The Town Hall strictly stipulates that only the space covered by residential buildings is the private property of our residents, while all non- Residential District in the town belong to the mayor.
The building space cannot be expanded at will, and it is even more forbidden to venture into unknown areas.
Therefore, I can only write this letter of feedback to you, hoping it will be addressed.
"Okay... Cas, you do it."
As Cas reached out, releasing a portion of the power from the Mystic Stone Demon... the stone wall was immediately transformed by Cas's will, forming a passage leading to the deepest part.
Hahaha!
The clown's laughter continued to echo from the depths.
Professor West, upon clearly hearing the clown's laughter, deliberately self-destructed and died.