The three old geezers themselves had forgotten they were supposed to be fighting.
What a spectacle! Fucking spectacular!
The three old men watched as Lu Chengwen maneuvered every which way, spouting bullshit and making up nonsense!
They had been enjoying the show when, suddenly, there came a twist—!
Everyone turned to look at the three of them.
The three of them were instantly dumbfounded.
Lu Chengwen thought to himself:
If I don't play you idiots to death today, then my name isn't Lu Chengwen!
Lu Chengwen said to Shui Bingyue, "Little sister, your two younger sisters are fighting. Hurry up and go take a look!"
"Impossible! We're good sisters! Don't underestimate our bond, you bastard!"
"Then help me out!" Lu Chengwen said. "I can tell that among everyone here, you're the strongest. Help me protect these three old gentlemen. Don't let them get taken away. Once it's done, I'll give you lots of money—lots and lots of money!"
Shui Bingyue looked at Lu Chengwen. "I don't care about money! But I think bullying old people is wrong!"
"Extremely wrong!" Lu Chengwen said. "I've always respected and cared for the elderly. Old people deserve respect, right? Don't you agree?"
"Mm! The elderly really should be respected."
Lu Chengwen said, "So we need to protect them and keep bad people from taking them away!"
"How do I know you aren't a bad person?"
"Look at my face! How could someone as handsome as me possibly be a bad person?"
Shui Bingyue suddenly understood. "That's right! They're so ugly—they must be bad people!"
Ghostfire Young Master looked at the complicated scene and felt that he might have acted a little rashly.
What exactly was going on with these three groups!?
He glanced back at the three old men and silently weighed his options.