Drunken Elder beat Tang Xiaohao with fists and kicks.
Tang Xiaohao screamed and wailed without end.
Crack!
One of his arms was snapped.
"Ah! My arm, my arm! You old bastard, I won't let you get away with this!"
Drunken Elder raged, "I'll teach you to break the law!"
Lu Chengwen shouted from the side:
"He was not only drunk driving, he even tried to stop you, Officer, from drunk driving. His crimes are unforgivable!"
Crack!
His other arm broke too.
"Ah—! I've been wronged—!"
Lu Chengwen said, "He was jerking off while driving. He wasn't focused at all!"
Drunken Elder flew into a rage. "Outrageous!"
Crack! One of his calves broke.
"Ah—! Officer, he's framing me! I had one hand on the steering wheel. If I was jerking off, what would I use to shift gears!? That makes no sense!"
Lu Chengwen snapped, "You were jerking off! Of course you used your little dick to shift gears!"
Drunken Elder rolled up his sleeves. "Pretty skilled, aren't you!"
Crack! His other calf broke too.
"Ah—! Lu Chengwen, you bastard! If I don't kill you, I swear I'm not human!"
Lu Chengwen said, "You also sold state secrets, assassinated foreign heads of state, tipped off aliens, and helped Thanos make the Infinity Gauntlet. Your crimes are beyond count!"
Drunken Elder shook his head. "In all my life, I've never seen anyone as evil as you!"
Crack! The Young Sect Master could no longer even scream.
Drunken Elder walked up to Lu Chengwen. The two shook hands, their expressions grave.
Drunken Elder said, "Thank you for your contribution to the city's traffic safety."
"It was my duty," Lu Chengwen said. "You officers who stay active on the front lines are the true guardians of this city. I only did what I should