The Guardian hefted a huge, crescent-shaped, eerie weapon and charged over, hacking wildly at Zhao Ritian.
"I'll chop you to death, you foul-mouthed little bastard!"
As Zhao Ritian parried and blocked, he shot back, "So you do know how to curse! Stop acting like some damn higher life-form!"
The Guardian roared, "I'll chop you to death!"
Zhao Ritian fled all the way, and the Guardian chased him down the whole way.
Zhao Ritian hid behind a big tree. The Guardian's blade instantly sliced the tree in half, and Zhao Ritian scrambled up and ran.
Zhao Ritian hid behind a huge rock. The Guardian's blade came smashing down, and with a boom, the boulder split in two. Zhao Ritian scrambled up and ran.
Zhao Ritian hid behind a blade of grass...
The Guardian looked at him. With Zhao Ritian's sturdy body, that tiny tuft of grass could not even block a third of him.
The Guardian shook his head. "Are you treating me like an idiot?"
Then he flew into a rage and hacked over. "You think I'm an idiot, don't you!?"
Zhao Ritian scrambled up and ran, muttering as he went, "Can't believe I didn't fool him."
The Guardian chased Zhao Ritian and slashed at him. "You were treating me like an idiot!"
Zhao Ritian laughed as he ran.
The Guardian was furious. "You're fucking laughing at me too!"
As Zhao Ritian ran, he was suddenly tripped by a vine. His whole body tumbled down a slope, rolling for a long while before finally stopping.
The instant he climbed up, the Guardian's blade was already at his throat.
As Zhao Ritian got to his feet, he had already grabbed a rock. He slammed it hard against the crescent-shaped blade, spat in the Guardian's face, then turned and kept running.
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