Chen Can was absolutely the sort of person who had seen the world.
He was unlike ordinary people. He had met all kinds of important figures, standouts from strange and unusual professions, unconventional artists, and technically gifted people with bizarre tempers...
But the two big brothers before him had shattered his understanding of human intelligence.
He just... had no idea where his head bodyguard had found these two living Buddhas.
They were fucking Heavenly Counters to him!
Bronze Tuo Wang sneered at Lu Chengwen. "Kid, go ahead and keep cursing!"
Lu Chengwen said angrily, "Idiot! Stupid pig! I'm Long Aotian!"
Bronze Tuo Wang slapped Chen Can hard across the face. "Keep cursing!"
Lu Chengwen snapped, "Moron! Idiot!"
Bronze Tuo Wang slapped Chen Can across the face again. "Continue!"
Lu Chengwen started cursing with his eyes closed, while Bronze Tuo Wang began slapping Chen Can from both sides.
By the end, Chen Can was nearly motionless. He screamed, "Long Aotian, stop cursing! Stop! Every time you curse him, he beats me half to death! Haven't you noticed!?"
Lu Chengwen nodded. "I noticed."
"Then why are you still cursing!?"
Lu Chengwen said, "Well... they're the enemy. I can't exactly praise them for beating people well, can I?"
Chen Can said, "Gentlemen, you really have the wrong person. Just search it on your phones, it's very simple. My name is Chen Can."
Iron Tuo Wang leaned close to Bronze Tuo Wang. "Bro, how about... we search it? What if we really got it wrong?"
Bronze Tuo Wang nodded, pulled out his phone, searched for Chen Can, then compared the results with Chen Can.
Chen Can let out a breath and looked at Bronze Tuo Wang.
At last... he could clear his own name.
But to his surprise, the next second, Bronze Tuo Wang