Just then, Guan Shunai came out again. "What are you talking about?"
Lu Chengwen hurried over. "Oh, nothing, just chatting. We've known each other this long, and I still don't know what to call you."
Guan Shunai covered her mouth and smiled. "My name is Guan Shunai."
Lu Chengwen quickly clapped his hands. "Wow! What a wonderful name! It really sounds lovely—graceful lady, overflowing with milky fragrance."
"Oh, you're awful!" Guan Shunai lightly smacked Lu Chengwen's shoulder and cast him a flirtatious glance. "Teasing me the first time we meet! It's the Shu from comfortable, not the Nai with the female radical."
Lu Chengwen grabbed Guan Shunai's wrist. She gave a start, then a blush spread across her face. Symbolically, she struggled with almost no strength at all. "You're awful... let go of me..."
Lu Chengwen leaned closer to Guan Shunai. "I misspoke just now. It should be clouds unfurling and rosy mists rolling, Nai jade and Nai gold."
Guan Shunai looked at Lu Chengwen in delighted surprise. "Wow, you're so literary! So dashing!"
Lu Chengwen was immensely pleased with himself.
With such a charming beauty before him, wouldn't letting her slip away be a waste of nature's gifts? Wouldn't that make him less than a beast?
Lu Chengwen grew bolder and pulled Guan Shunai into his arms.
"Shunai, your name is lovely, your voice is sweet, and your milk is so white and tender—no, hahaha, I mean, your figure is beautiful too! Hahaha..."
Guan Shunai was terribly bashful. "You're so awful. It's obviously our first meeting, yet you keep teasing me! I... I... I hate you so much!"
Guan Shunai put on an act and tried to break free from his embrace. How could Lu Chengwen allow the breast... the duck already in hand to fly away?
With one