Douluo: My Spirit is Actually Bibi Dong!
Chapter 37

None of You Are Suitable

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"Xiao Wu, are you all right?"

After Su Mo and Xiao Wu came out, Tang San immediately ran up to Xiao Wu.

Even though he had not seen Xiao Wu get injured, Tang San still had to make sure.

"I'm fine. I just lost to Su Mo!"

Xiao Wu shook her head. She was still a little depressed about losing to Su Mo.

Back when they were at Notting Academy, she had thought that only Tang San could be considered outstanding, and that everyone else was nothing special.

She had not expected to lose to Su Mo today.

"As long as you're okay!"

"It's already my turn. I have to go down and compete!"

Tang San let out a breath of relief. Now was not the time to comfort Xiao Wu, so he could only gently stroke Xiao Wu's head with pity.

"Mm, Third Brother, hurry up and go!"

Xiao Wu, who had been struck by Tang San's head-pat kill, blushed faintly, and instantly threw all her gloom away.

Soon, Tang San and Zhu Zhuqing entered the Soul Arena.

Then both sides summoned their martial souls and entered combat mode.

When Zhu Zhuqing entered combat mode and took her stance, her fiery figure was displayed even more vividly.

"This Zhu Zhuqing... tsk, tsk..."

When Ma Hongjun saw Zhu Zhuqing at that moment, he could not help clicking his tongue. He really was stunned by Zhu Zhuqing's figure.

Only, before Ma Hongjun could voice his admiration after clicking his tongue, an icy gaze swept straight toward him.

When Ma Hongjun saw that it was Dai Mubai's gaze, he was immediately frightened into not daring to say another word.

At the same time, he understood that Zhu Zhuqing was the target Dai Mubai had his eye on.

Then Ma Hongjun looked at Xiao Wu again. Seeing that Xiao Wu's gaze had never left Tang San in the arena, he knew that this Xiao Wu was also hopeless for him.

Then he thought of Ning Rongrong, and sighed again in his heart. Ning Rongrong had been taken a fancy to by Oscar, and he knew his own limits. It would be very hard for him to compete.

Then he looked toward Su Mo again, wondering whether Su Mo would compete with Oscar over Ning Rongrong.

"Su Mo, among the girls in our academy, is there anyone you've taken a fancy to?"

Immediately after, Ma Hongjun quietly came to Su Mo's side and asked Su Mo curiously.

It could also count as gathering information for his good brother Oscar.

"Women only affect the speed at which I draw my spear!"

Su Mo glanced at Ma Hongjun, then said.

"Amazing. That's so well said. No wonder even Boss Dai isn't your match!"

Hearing Su Mo's words, Ma Hongjun immediately expressed his admiration. With only cultivation in his eyes, no wonder he could defeat Dai Mubai.

"This way, Oscar can rest easy. No one's going to compete with him for Ning Rongrong!"

Then Ma Hongjun also very slyly revealed the matter of Oscar having his eye on Ning Rongrong, completely dispelling Su Mo's thoughts.

"You mean Oscar? He isn't suited for Ning Rongrong. You'd better advise him to give up on that thought sooner."

Only then did Su Mo understand Ma Hongjun's intention. The corners of his mouth lifted slightly, and then he said.

"Why?"

Ma Hongjun was stunned when he heard this, not understanding why Su Mo said that.

"The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect has an ancestral rule. When people of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect choose partners, they must be Battle Soul Masters. This applies even to the other members of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, let alone the little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect!"

"So Fatty, you'd better let Oscar recognize reality and give up sooner. There's no need to hold on to fantasies!"

Su Mo explained calmly.

"Ah... the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect actually has a rule like that?"

Ma Hongjun was stunned when he heard this, and could not help mourning for his good brother Oscar in his heart.

"If Oscar doesn't have a chance, then don't I have a chance?"

Immediately after, Ma Hongjun's heart stirred. Before, he had been too embarrassed to compete with Oscar, but if Oscar had no hope, then he had no intention of yielding!

Although he also did not think Ning Rongrong would take a fancy to him, he still had to try, right?

"You're not thinking of going after her yourself, are you?"

"If you don't want to die, I advise you to hurry up and get rid of that idea!"

The moment Su Mo saw Ma Hongjun's expression, he knew what the other party was thinking, so he also opened his mouth to pour cold water on him.

"Ah... why?"

Ma Hongjun looked at Su Mo in incomprehension.

Oscar was a Support System Soul Master, so he had no chance, but he was a Battle Soul Master!

"Maybe wait until you fix the flaw in your martial soul. Otherwise, Ning Rongrong alone will never be enough to satisfy you!"

"If you really did hook up with Ning Rongrong, do you think you'd still be able to go out and vent all that extra evil fire of yours?"

Su Mo kindly reminded Ma Hongjun.

"This..."

After hearing Su Mo's reminder, Ma Hongjun was instantly speechless.

Thinking of his own condition, Ma Hongjun knew the truth really was just as Su Mo had said. If he did not want to die from being burned up by lust, then he would have to wrong Ning Rongrong and go out to vent his excess evil fire.

And if he dared to wrong Ning Rongrong, the moment he thought of the power behind her, Ma Hongjun immediately shuddered.

"Forget it, forget it. Staying alive matters more. Good thing you reminded me!"

"Before I fix the flaw in my martial soul, I'm just not damn worthy of having love!"

Ma Hongjun immediately backed down. After thanking Su Mo for the reminder, he also felt sorrowful over his own problem.

Cui Hua, who had broken up with him yesterday, had done so because she could not endure the flaw in his martial soul. One person alone could not withstand his evil fire.

"Count yourself lucky. Who knows how many men would kill for an ability like yours?"

Su Mo patted Ma Hongjun on the shoulder and comforted him speechlessly.

Who knew how many men envied the flaw in Ma Hongjun's martial soul?

What did men want most? Of course, endless stamina that let them fight a long battle!

"Haha, true..."

Hearing Su Mo's words, Ma Hongjun scratched his head and immediately laughed smugly.

Meanwhile, on the Soul Arena stage, the duel between Tang San and Zhu Zhuqing soon reached its conclusion.

Inside the Blue Silver Grass cage Tang San had created, Zhu Zhuqing ultimately could not evade Tang San's control and was bound by the Blue Silver Grass.

In the end, Zhu Zhuqing could only admit defeat helplessly.

After Tang San and Zhu Zhuqing decided the winner, it was soon Tang San and Xiao Wu's San-Wu Duo's turn to take the stage.

Su Mo and the others could only wait until Tang San and Xiao Wu finished before they could go back.

"Su Mo, how about the two of us form a two-person team? What do you think?"

"With our strength, there's no duo at the Soul Grandmaster level who would be our match. That way, we'd become Silver Soul Masters really quickly!"

While they continued watching the matches, Ma Hongjun suddenly suggested forming a team to Su Mo.

"No need to team up. I can still advance to Silver rank quickly on my own!"

Su Mo smiled confidently, which also counted as a polite refusal of Ma Hongjun's invitation.

"All right. Two guys teaming up really isn't that interesting anyway!"

Ma Hongjun could only give up on the idea of riding on someone else's coattails.

As Su Mo and Ma Hongjun talked, Tang San and Xiao Wu's San-Wu Duo also quickly obtained their first victory in the duo category.

At the Soul Arena, each person could only fight one match per day unless they formed a team. So after Tang San and Xiao Wu won, everyone prepared to return to Shrek.

Flender had long since disappeared to who knew where, so Su Mo and the others could only head back on their own.

"Boss Dai, Tang San, and Su Mo, it's still early. How about we go relax a little?"

After leaving the Suotuo City Great Soul Arena, Ma Hongjun immediately suggested it to Su Mo and the others with a wicked grin.

"Relax? What kind of relaxing? Why aren't you inviting me and Zhu Zhuqing?"

Xiao Wu looked puzzled.

"Ahem, Xiao Wu, don't ask. I'm not going. You guys go ahead!"

Tang San hurriedly held Xiao Wu back, then spoke to Ma Hongjun.

"Boss Dai?"

Ma Hongjun looked at Dai Mubai.

"Ahem, I'm not going either. My tastes aren't as low as yours!"

Dai Mubai noticed Zhu Zhuqing's icy gaze and hurriedly refused, while also emphasizing his own taste, indirectly implying that he had never gone to such places before.

But how could Zhu Zhuqing possibly believe Dai Mubai's words? On her very first day in Suotuo City, she had personally witnessed Dai Mubai with a pair of twin sisters.

"Disgusting!"

Zhu Zhuqing looked at Dai Mubai and said coldly, then turned and left directly.

"Zhu Zhuqing, you..."

Seeing Zhu Zhuqing's attitude, Dai Mubai immediately grew furious and nearly lost control.

For the past two days, he had constantly been looking for chances to talk to Zhu Zhuqing, but Zhu Zhuqing had always avoided him, or simply ignored him. In his heart, the pleasant surprise he had felt at Zhu Zhuqing's arrival had long since turned into frustration and anger, and now it had accumulated to a certain degree.

"Zhu Zhuqing, wait for us!"

Xiao Wu called out to Zhu Zhuqing and chased after her. Tang San had already quietly told her what Ma Hongjun meant by going to relax, and she also wanted to leave as quickly as possible.

Of course, he definitely dragged Tang San away with him.

"Did I say something wrong?"

Ma Hongjun realized it only belatedly then, discovering that he seemed to have caused trouble.

"I'm heading back first too. Fatty, you go on your own!"

Su Mo smiled silently, then left as well.

After heading back, it seemed there would still be a good show to watch!

The good show of Ning Rongrong being subjected to Shrek's Collective PUA.

"After Tang San and the others collectively PUA Ning Rongrong, I'll step in. I can't let Ning Rongrong be hit too hard either!"

P.S. This chapter really is longer!

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