Problem Child from Honkai in Type-Moon

Of course, the main reason is... it's fun! Cool!

While they were talking, Fu Yuan had already returned carrying the puppet.

Seeing the puppet Fu Yuan carried back, Kiritsugu visibly relaxed. After all, the deal was successful!

If he survived this war, he would truly live a happy and fulfilling life!

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Chapter 34: Kallen?

In the living room, a young boy with white hair was standing in the center, carrying a beautiful woman with white hair, pondering where to put the person on his shoulder.

The others just watched him quietly, not saying a word.

The living room then fell into an awkward silence.

After a while, Fu Yuan still hadn't decided whether to throw her on the floor or on the children's sofa, so he finally decided to throw her at Kiritsugu.

From six or seven meters away, Kiritsugu watched the figure flying towards him with some dread. Although they had explored this many times, his body couldn't handle it right now!

Bang! Thud!

The first sound was the impact of human bodies, and the second was the sound of the back of a head hitting the floor.

Kiritsugu's eyes went vacant, and he suddenly started to miss King Arthur, whom he hadn't summoned.

If heaven could give him another chance, Whether he upheld honor or not, Whether he was noble or not, Even if he was a glutton, I would choose... Fu Yuan!

To be fair, although he was unreliable, his combat power was indeed excellent. And his antics in daily life were much better than adhering to boring principles in battle.

Thinking of this, Kiritsugu felt that his state of mind... hadn't changed at all!

Especially when he struggled to push off the "wife" on top of him and saw Saber's apologetic face and the joy in her eyes!

"Sorry, Master,"

"My hand slipped! Really!"

Fu Yuan blinked his innocent big eyes and said in a soft, childish voice.

? Didn't I say that before?

Irisviel looked at Fu Yuan strangely. It was clear Irisviel remembered what happened the last time Fu Yuan said that.

On the streets of Fuyuki City, with smooth skin, a graceful figure, and a voluptuous body!

Gilgamesh (Author's note: Just mentioning it here, won't appear again.)

Her scarlet eyes showed unwillingness, her delicate face was filled with anger, and her growing ahoge (cowlick) swayed back and forth.

She looked at the place that dared to drive her out and decided to buy out this brothel when she got back. (Brothel: A place of prostitution)

On the road nearby, after hesitating for a long time and preparing to act, she looked thoughtfully towards Einsbern Castle.

With a final slap, she sent the man who had just tried to touch her flying, then took out some tissues from who-knows-where and wiped her hands.

She was bisexual! But she liked to provoke others, not be provoked by them!

And for how the older sister would regain control, it had to be with a boy!

Then she turned back, preparing to have her current, quite useful subordinate buy the place.

Whether she would play there herself was one thing, but whether to buy it was another.

"You must be Father." In the train station, a little girl with long white hair and golden eyes (Hua?) said expressionlessly to the priest in front of her.

Kirei Kotomine was momentarily lost in thought looking at Kallen. She looked so much like her mother!

Even he had once possessed normal human emotions. He loved his wife, even though he couldn't feel emotions like a normal person.

"I'm sorry, I'll try my best to compensate you later, child."

Kirei Kotomine then saw her worn clothes and indifferent eyes, and unexpectedly felt a pang of sympathy.

"...Can you teach me to read then?" Looking at the man whose tone had suddenly softened, Kallen unexpectedly didn't retort as usual.

Retorting was just the most effective way for her to regain her sense of purpose.

After a moment of thought, she asked this question. She wanted to read, because she heard that reading could make people forget their troubles.

She couldn't read because the old priest who raised her didn't want to spend extra money.

"...Okay, we'll start learning when we get back today."

Perhaps it was love for his deceased wife, or perhaps it was guilt towards this child, Kirei Kotomine only hesitated for a moment before agreeing.

At the same time, the emotional fluctuations within him intensified. As a child of this world (the world of sorcery), being illiterate at 6 years old was already very late.

Seeing that Kallen took the initiative to ask today, it was clear she couldn't learn it, or at least the old priest wouldn't allow it.

Suddenly, he felt agitated, which was unexpected! Just as Saber said, children might truly be miracles!

As for the Holy Grail War, he didn't want to think about it for now.

Kirei Kotomine nervously held Kallen's small hand, then, under Kallen's surprised gaze, he picked her up.

Then, holding Kallen in one arm and her luggage, which contained nothing of substance, in the other, he walked towards the city center to buy books!

Kallen was a little startled by this sudden action, her body stiff for a long time before finally relaxing. She timidly wrapped her arms around his neck and tentatively leaned her head forward.

She thought this father would be like the priest, or like the villagers, just going through the motions, ensuring she didn't die.

Like this time, as soon as he heard she could be sent away, the old priest immediately prepared everything, including the bus ticket. He wouldn't bother with anything else.

Now... this was a little unexpected! Father.

A gentle smile suddenly appeared on Kallen's face, but it was hidden in her father's chest, so no one else could see it.

Kirei Kotomine was a little flustered, but as an adult, he didn't show it.

He merely lessened the grip on her, making the person in his arms more comfortable.

As for his eagerly awaiting father (Risei Kotomine), he would have to wait!

Then, on the way to the city center, he saw a beautiful girl with golden hair and red eyes.

"Rainbow-rank Mystic Eyes!" Even though his expression management was as meticulous as his time management, he couldn't help but be shocked by this news. He then looked at Fujino, who sat silently and calmly in the chair, with surprise.

"Yes! But she needs proper cultivation!"

Speaking of which, Fu Yuan seemed to suddenly think of something and looked at Fujino with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

Universal Stigmata?

Alice just looked at herself sitting on the ground and silently counted down in her heart. Ten, nine, eight... two, one. Alright, Kiritsugu, you're finished!

And you too, A Yuan!

Fu Yuan was jolted back to reality by the sudden emotional fluctuation. He looked at Alice, who seemed to be surrounded by dark energy, and blinked in confusion.

"Fujino, you come listen too!" After all, this was about her cultivation... or rather, her training plan. It would be best if she could offer some suggestions herself.

This way, her future resistance... or her aversion to studying, would be less. Although Fu Yuan didn't think she would resist... or dislike studying.

Kariya Matou listened nearby, pretending to understand. When it came to sorcery, he was no different from Fujino; he didn't understand anything.

Maybe he'd understand something, and that would be a gain.

Maiya was responsible for watching the children.

Alice... Alice? Alice went into the kitchen to prepare dinner.

Su Mei watched Alice walk silently into the kitchen and guessed some of her thoughts.

'So this is your revenge?'

In Fu Yuan's memory, there was quite a bit of information about this lady, such as her dark cuisine!

Then, Su Mei quickly collected herself, preventing any significant emotional fluctuations. After all, as long as they weren't in the Stigmata space, there was still a time lag in information between her and Fu Yuan.

Alice, in the kitchen, looked at the bottles and jars in front of her. Although she hadn't planned to make anything delicious, she still felt a headache coming on, even though she loved cooking!

But liking to cook didn't mean she had to recognize all the seasonings, or at least that's what Alice thought.

"Eh! It seems I'll have to go with my gut feeling!" Alice sighed unhappily after looking for a long time.

What if, what if she accidentally made something delicious?

Name: Irisviel von Einzbern Age: 7 Hobbies: Cooking, racing Daily routine: Rescuing husband and child, driving.

Chapter 35: God-Tier Cuisine

"Gulp..."

Fu Yuan looked at the food on the table, which seemed to be glowing, and involuntarily swallowed.

Su Mei doubted life in the Stigmata space. The junior disciple brother had truly gone mad, even misremembering the settings!

Looking at the colorful dishes covering the table, even Fujino, with her somewhat emotionless personality, felt her appetite increase.

Illya pulled Sakura and quickly sat down. Both pairs of bright eyes stared at the food in front of them, blinking.

Then, the two little ones quickly helped everyone else distribute the bowls and chopsticks on the table, and then looked at Kiritsugu, who was sitting at the head of the table, waiting for the meal to begin.

Mariya Hisau and Kariya Matou displayed adult grace, unusually not picking up their chopsticks or cutlery, though they were poised to start.

Only Kiritsugu looked at the food in front of him in disbelief. Then, looking at Alice's disappointed face, he had to admit that people with MAX Luck truly existed in this world.

Despite the lingering shadow of his food poisoning hospitalization from six years ago, the temptation of the meal before him clearly pushed that fear aside for the moment.

Then he took his first bite. Before he could even pull his chopsticks back, six pairs of chopsticks on the table were already frantically vying for more.

Fuyuki City, 10 PM.

The city hospital had six new guests...

Fu Yuan, with a face full of lingering fear, was peeling apples for them.

Then he thought of the girl named Kiana. No, Kiana's cooking, at least you could tell it was inedible just by looking at it.

But Irisviel was different! When the people in the beds took their first bite, weren't they all stuffing their mouths? And then all seven people in the living room! Their expressions synchronized instantly!

If it weren't for his own high poison resistance, there wouldn't be six people here now.

Su Mei, inside the Stigmata, looked at the white-haired beauty outside with the gaze one reserves for endangered species. She had to admit, even she had felt a bit queasy just now.

Irisviel looked at the six people lying in bed, somewhat bewildered.

This shouldn't be happening! While her intention was indeed to make them uncomfortable, her cooking was more important than making them suffer.

Six years!

Do you know how I've spent these past six years!

Ever since Kiritsugu was hospitalized once, he never let her into the kitchen again.

Now, she finally managed to cook a meal while they weren't paying attention, and it turned out so magnificent!

This should have been my comeback!

Director! Did you grab the wrong script!

"Here, open up, ah..." Fu Yuan very gently said to the two little lolis squeezed onto one bed. He subtly divided the apple he had just peeled into several small pieces and began feeding the lolis.

Oh, right, and Fujino next to them.