My Douluo System is Not Right
Chapter 25

Tang Dou Dou, Your Mom Is Gone

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Yun Xiao Feng and Xiao Wu sat inside the carriage, watching the scenery by the roadside rapidly recede behind them.

"I wonder how Grandpa Jack is doing now! But thankfully, this road has been fixed!"

That meant Old Jack had found the pile of Gold Soul Coins under the bed.

What had originally been a half-day journey now took just over an hour thanks to the repaired road. The road was also very smooth.

Before long, Yun Xiao Feng pulled Xiao Wu off the carriage. They had arrived at Holy Soul Village.

Looking at this familiar village,

Yun Xiao Feng felt deeply moved.

As for Tang San...

Whether he came back or not had nothing to do with me.

After collecting the fare, the carriage driver left Holy Soul Village.

Yun Xiao Feng looked at the hunched figure leaning on a cane while scolding a group of children and smiled faintly.

"Grandpa Jack, I'm back! Haha." Yun Xiao Feng walked up to Village Chief Jack and said excitedly.

Old Jack turned around and was somewhat puzzled to see that Yun Xiao Feng had not grown even a bit taller. Could this child really be stuck at this height?

"Grandpa Jack, this is my Childhood Sweetheart, Xiao Wu." Yun Xiao Feng did not hesitate to give Xiao Wu the title of Childhood Sweetheart.

He himself could become a Child Husband.

So he planned to find himself a Childhood Sweetheart.

Village Chief Jack turned around and saw a pretty young girl in a pale pink dress. Her long hair reached down to her calves and had been braided into a Scorpion Braid!

Her large eyes were especially lively.

"Hello, Grandpa Jack." Xiao Wu's voice was incredibly sweet and pleasant to hear.

As for Village Chief Jack, when he saw Xiao Wu's pretty little face, he found her utterly adorable.

Then he noticed the pair of rabbit ears atop Xiao Wu's head and was immediately startled.

"Miss Xiao Wu, do you eat carrots? I can take you to dig some up." Old Jack did not even dare to summon his martial soul now.

His martial soul would be extremely beneficial to a rabbit Soul Master.

Yun Xiao Feng quickly said to Old Jack, "Grandpa Jack, Xiao Wu is almost a Soul Grandmaster already."

Upon hearing Yun Xiao Feng's words, Old Jack was completely stunned.

"Heavens! Child, your talent is incredible! You're already about to become a Soul Grandmaster! You'll definitely be able to become a Soul Saint in the future." Yun Xiao Feng had to hold back his laughter at those words.

Seeing Xiao Wu puff out her cheeks in annoyance, Yun Xiao Feng motioned for her not to get angry. "Xiao Wu, this place is called Holy Soul Village because a Soul Saint appeared here many years ago.

That's why Grandpa Jack has such special feelings toward Soul Saints."

After Yun Xiao Feng's explanation, Xiao Wu stopped pouting. Then she happily went to Village Chief Jack's carrot patch.

Seeing that familiar vegetable patch, Yun Xiao Feng covered his face. He felt too ashamed to face this place.

He remembered crashing into a tree when he had first been teleported here and being unconscious for a long time. That was a stain on his life!

Meanwhile, Tang San had also returned to Holy Soul Village.

But he had always disliked interacting with people in Holy Soul Village,

so he did not greet anyone either.

The academy was on break. Tang San had originally wanted to invite Xiao Wu to his village.

But he could not find Xiao Wu anywhere. Besides, even if he found Xiao Wu and invited her,

Xiao Wu probably would not even acknowledge him.

No, not probably. She definitely would not acknowledge Tang San. She might even give him a vicious beating.

Tang San excitedly pushed open the broken door of his family's blacksmith shop.

After entering, Tang San found dust everywhere inside. Clearly, no one had lived in this house for some time.

Tang San found a letter on a table inside his family's blacksmith shop.

He recognized his father's handwriting!

The letter said that Tang Hao wanted him to study while working hard to chase girls.

"Dad has to go do what he must do. You must work hard to become a strong man in the future. If you can't manage it, then come back here and continue being a blacksmith!

If you want to do well in the world of Soul Masters, you must find yourself a spouse. That little girl with the rabbit martial soul is a perfect match for you. Come on, work hard."

If Yun Xiao Feng had seen the letter, he would definitely have exclaimed, "Tang Hao, you really are something else."

"Grandpa Jack, we're heading back to the academy. Take good care of yourself!" Xiao Wu and Yun Xiao Feng both waved goodbye to Old Jack.

Dog Host, if you don't take the Blue Silver Emperor, you'll stay this height for the rest of your life!

"System, you're ruthless. I was only planning to dig up Tang San's mom. You're asking me to become Tang San's stepfather. Is that really okay?"

Make her your maidservant, and you'll pass.

"Mm. That's good, then."

"Xiao Wu, come with me." After the two had left the village for some distance,

Yun Xiao Feng grabbed Xiao Wu's little hand, and the two hurried through the forest.

They were extremely fast.

If ordinary people saw them,

they would surely scream in fright.

The two children were simply moving too fast.

They left behind a long trail of afterimages.

After taking Xiao Wu through the forest for about an hour,

the two appeared beside a lake. The scenery was beautiful, with a waterfall nearby. Halfway up the waterfall was a cave, hidden extremely well. If Yun Xiao Feng had not fused with the hundred-thousand-year Head Soul Bone,

his spiritual power might not have been strong enough to discover it!

"Xiao Wu, go inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud. I'm going to find something!" As soon as Yun Xiao Feng finished speaking, Xiao Wu was already enveloped by the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud!

With a few leaps, Yun Xiao Feng entered the cave.

"Damn it, Tang Hao really is ruthless. Ruthless to himself, and ruthless to his own Wife too!"

After entering the cave, Yun Xiao Feng found that the entire cave was shrouded in darkness.

Sunlight? Forget about it.

A Blue Silver Grass grew there, its leaves and stem carrying a faint golden tint.

Clearly, it was Blue Silver Grass royalty—the seed left behind after the hundred-thousand-year Blue Silver Emperor's sacrifice.

It sensed an unfamiliar aura, yet that aura made the little grass atop the mound feel that it was one of its own kind!

But how could it have imagined that there was not only a Blue Silver Emperor in this world, but also a Blue Silver Emperor!

"Ah, you're so pitiful. I'll take you away!" Looking at the Blue Silver Emperor atop the mound, unable to receive even a trace of sunlight, Yun Xiao Feng sighed.

Yun Xiao Feng placed his palm on the Blue Silver Emperor's leaves and gently stroked them!

Dog Host has touched the Blue Silver Emperor's body and obtained Ah Yin's Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Soul Bone. The two skills, Flight and Healing, have both been enhanced. Dog Host, use them without worry!

"Help me put Ah Yin into the small world! Oh, right. Her Soul Bone should have been hidden by Tang Hao in a concealed compartment nearby, right? Help me find it.

Then plant her in the small world. It'll be better than letting her suffer here."

Alright, Dog Host. You look so serious that I almost believed you!

"After Xiao Wu and I leave, erase our traces. Thanks."

You're welcome. Haven't you noticed that your hair color has begun to change little by little?

"In this pitch-black cave, how the hell am I supposed to see my own hair color!"

This time, the system unusually did not punish Yun Xiao Feng.

After taking Blue Silver Emperor Ah Yin into his small world, it even buried the Soul Bone she had left behind after her sacrifice beneath her roots!

This way, the Blue Silver Emperor would not need long to grow within the beautiful environment of the small world.

When Tang Hao saw his Wife massaging Yun Xiao Feng's feet and shoulders, what kind of expression would he have?

Yun Xiao Feng felt that he was becoming more and more like a villain.

But on second thought, having such a delicate and gorgeous beauty serve him... Yun Xiao Tian felt like he was about to ascend to heaven.

Tang Hao probably wanted to send him to heaven too.

After Yun Xiao Feng came out,

he saw a yellow and a purple ring of light pulsing around Xiao Wu's body.

"Xiao Wu, how many years is your second soul ring?"

"Mm, over two thousand years. I think that's about enough. Let's take a break before shocking me again! I can't take it anymore." Xiao Wu had been shocked nearly senseless by Yun Xiao Feng's Lightning Element recently.

"Second soul skill, Charm!" Xiao Wu suddenly launched a sneak attack on Yun Xiao Feng. Her eyes turned crimson as she walked toward him!

She did not know that Yun Xiao Feng already possessed a Head Soul Bone and was immune to all mental skills.

Xiao Wu approached.

Yun Xiao Feng stretched out his hand and flicked Xiao Wu on the forehead!

"What? You're actually fine." Xiao Wu puffed out her cheeks in anger.

"Haha, let's head back to the academy."

Yun Xiao Feng carried Xiao Wu in a princess carry.

The Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Soul Bone skill activated, and they began to fly.

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