Douluo: My Martial Soul is Raiden Shogun, and She's Too Good at Cooking!
Chapter 33

This Isn't a Scam Academy, Is It?

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This Isn't a Scam Academy, Is It?

The moment Kong saw Dugu Yan's expression, he knew what she was thinking.

Wasn't it just a slime?

The slime in Ei Wife's home was far more impressive than the one in Zhu Zhuqing's home...

Kong glanced at Zhu Zhuqing and could not help but sigh. She was only eleven and a half!

Terrifying!

Kong did not comfort Dugu Yan. It was better left unsaid; speaking of it would only make her sadder.

"What is your name? Release your martial soul."

Li Yusong did not mind Zhu Zhuqing's quiet nature. Everyone in this world had their own way of living.

Some people spoke little because they had experienced too much.

Some people were cheerful and lively only to conceal their sorrow.

Some people...

"Zhu Zhuqing, Hell Spirit Cat martial soul."

After saying that, Zhu Zhuqing underwent Martial Soul Possession. Two yellow soul rings slowly rose from beneath her feet.

Li Yusong nodded in satisfaction at the sight. Another little monster!

Shrek Academy was finally becoming lively this year.

He had also cast the matter of Kong taking away those children out of his mind.

Dai Mubai, standing behind Li Yusong, shuddered all over before lowering his head with a bitter smile.

So it really was her?

Under normal circumstances, Xiao Wu would definitely have teased Dai Mubai a little. But she was panicking herself right now, so how could she have the mood to tease him?

"Very good. Follow Little White inside. He will take you to the new assessment site."

"Once you complete the assessment, you will be this year's new students of Shrek Academy. Of course, with your talent, there should be no problem. This old man will congratulate you in advance!"

Li Yusong said with a smile.

Tang San and Zhu Zhuqing nodded in response.

Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu each had their own thoughts and did not hear a word Li Yusong said.

"Follow me."

After saying that, Dai Mubai headed into Shrek Academy. His mood was rather complicated at the moment.

After Ning Rongrong, Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Ning Rongrong followed Dai Mubai away, Li Yusong looked at Kong and Dugu Yan, somewhat puzzled. Since these two were not here to enroll, and recruiting people had only been a whim, what had they come here for?

"You two young friends, you..."

Before Li Yusong could finish, Kong waved his hand and said, "Teacher Li, Sister Yan and I came mainly to witness the splendor of Shrek Academy."

"It is said that this place has cultivated many geniuses, prodigies, and monsters. One of them even became an elder of Spirit Hall at a young age."

"With such a legend, how could one not yearn for it?"

Kong said this without blushing or skipping a beat.

But Li Yusong's old face reddened. Flender had made all that up...

"People of such talent as Sister Yan and I are destined to have no connection with your academy."

"We will not stay long. Could we watch the remaining assessments of your academy?"

Kong did not think much of it, but Dugu Yan's mouth twitched after hearing this. How much of a grudge did he have to praise Shrek Academy to death like this?

Dugu Yan did not know Kong's current strength. After all, every time she sought him out, it was to flirt and talk about love. Where would they find the time to discuss Soul Power Levels?

But she herself was a Soul King-level powerhouse!

A mere Shrek Academy truly was not worthy of having them join.

Li Yusong finally understood. Not a single word Kong had said was true!

The other party must have felt that Flender had exaggerated too much and had come to cause trouble!

But even if he knew, what could he do?

"If you two young friends are interested, you may go take a look yourselves!"

He could only leave such a headache for Flender and Zhao Wuji. He was an elderly Soul Emperor and could not bear this kind of pressure!

"Thank you, Teacher Li."

The corners of Kong's lips lifted slightly as he smiled.

Whether they were enemies or not, courtesy could not be neglected. Courtesy before force—this was something from that world...

After "thanking" Li Yusong, Kong finally led Dugu Yan into Shrek Academy.

There was someone in Shrek Academy who interested him quite a bit.

That was Oscar, the food-system soul master with Innate Full Soul Power.

If not for Tang San, this man might have been the protagonist of Douluo Continent!

Innate Full Soul Power, the hardest-to-cultivate food system, the youngest food-system Soul Elder, the young lady of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, support-system soul masters unable to fall in love... striving to find a way for food-system soul masters to fight, and ultimately succeeding in finding one...

Oscar's buffs were completely stacked!

In the end, he was even favored by the God of Food and inherited the God of Food's Deity position. Wasn't this a standard hardworking protagonist setup?

Back to the point, if Oscar could be recruited, Kong would not let him go. If he could not be recruited, Kong would not do anything to Oscar either, provided Oscar did not become his enemy.

"Kong, did a student from Shrek Academy really become an elder of Spirit Hall?"

Dugu Yan asked doubtfully. Why did she find this so hard to believe?

To become an elder of Spirit Hall required at least level ninety-one Soul Power—that was, one had to reach the rank of Titled Douluo to become an elder of Spirit Hall.

After Dugu Bo became a Titled Douluo, Spirit Hall had invited him, but Dugu Bo ultimately refused.

"Shrek has been established for around twenty years."

"To enter Shrek Academy, one must be under thirteen, meaning twelve years old. The first batch of Shrek students should be around thirty-two now."

"Thirty-two, heh."

"The youngest known Titled Douluo on the continent is Clear Sky Douluo Tang Hao. He broke through to Titled Douluo at forty-four."

"Of course, Spirit Hall's current Pope, Bibi Dong, should have broken through to Titled Douluo at an even younger age than Clear Sky Douluo. As for exactly how old she was when she broke through, that is unclear."

Kong did not directly answer Dugu Yan's question, instead putting it another way.

A thirty-two-year-old Titled Douluo—just thinking about it was terrifying!

Dugu Yan: "..."

Wasn't this a scam academy?

Kong had explained it so clearly. If she still did not understand, then she would be truly stupid!

Dugu Yan suddenly remembered Kong mentioning yesterday that they would be watching a show. Could it be that there was some kind of storybook in Shrek Academy?

With that thought, Dugu Yan said nothing more and instead looked delighted.

Kong: "???"

What was going on?

He could not understand what had gotten into Dugu Yan!

A few minutes after Dai Mubai and the others left, Kong and Dugu Yan finally strolled into Shrek Academy.

Because of Kong, there was no one at the second assessment. Dai Mubai therefore did not stop and directly brought Tang San's group of four toward the fourth assessment.

Kong and Dugu Yan did not know the way. Only after greeting Lu Qibin, who was guarding the second assessment, did they learn where the fourth assessment grounds were.

When the two arrived at the fourth assessment, Tang San and the others were discussing something. Not far from them, a middle-aged man lay in a chair with his eyes closed, resting.

"???"

Suddenly, Zhao Wuji opened his eyes and looked in Kong and Dugu Yan's direction, his eyes filled with surprise...

This aura...

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