Everyone Around Me is a Mind Reader, Stay Away From Me!
Chapter 1

What to Do If You Hit a Problematic Beauty? Waiting Online, Very Urgent

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[The foster father's brain must be tired...]

[All main characters are adults and high school graduates...]

A young man standing at the curb watched helplessly as a large truck drove straight toward him.

"Ah!"

Accompanied by a scream, the young man flew through the air.

As his consciousness faded away.

Bad review... Bad review... Bad review... During the flight, this sentence echoed in the young man's mind.

Nancheng, at the corner in front of the Gu Corporation's gates, inside a Lamborghini.

The handsome young man wearing a dark blue suit sitting in the back seat shuddered. Before he even had time to clearly see his surrounding environment, he closed his eyes, clutched his head in pain, and a large wave of memories flooded in.

Fei Yangyao discovered that he had transmigrated into The Dragon King's Arrival in Nancheng, an urban face-slapping webnovel he had previously read until it was dropped, becoming the villain also named Fei Yangyao, and inherited some of his memories.

Learning this news, Fei Yangyao was filled with a mix of grief and joy.

The joy was that he wasn't dead.

He was now the eldest young master of the Fei Family, one of the Four Great Families of Nancheng, and the legitimate sole heir of the Fei Family. He could be considered a standard second-generation rich kid who could live a carefree life even if he just coasted.

The grief was that Fei Yangyao in the book was an early-stage major villain.

He was notorious outside, and rumors among the common people painted him as a typical profligate playboy.

The female lead Gu Xiyue, whom he had licked for two and a half years, ignored him and instead turned into the embrace of the original protagonist Ye Chen.

And that wasn't even all.

What was even more miserable was that Fei Yangyao became darkened as a result, beginning to frantically target the male and female leads.

However, none of it worked!

It went completely contrary to what he planned!

Because of Fei Yangyao's series of blockheaded operations that made readers want to curse just looking at them, the male and female leads looked even sweeter!

After sending countless assists, the male and female leads were already as close as glue and paint, looking like they were about to start spreading sweetness. Sure enough, Fei Yangyao collected his boxed lunch and exited the stage, and after seeing this, he transmigrated over...

How could this be described as anything other than miserable.

What on earth should he do...

Getting killed off was already miserable, the person he loved was in someone else's arms, and he himself had become cuckolded was also miserable, so adding the two together made it even more miserably miserable!

Just as he was feeling lost and pondering how to slip away from this damned execution ending...

[Ding!]

[The Heavenly Dao Repair System is at your service!]

[The goal of this system is to help the host play the role of a villain and repair the Heavenly Dao.]

This very familiar mechanical voice almost made Fei Yangyao shed tears.

Destiny is on my side!

Even villains can have a spring!

This system is here to help me kick the male lead, marry the female lead, and grasp the spring in my hands, right?

However, before he had time to carefully look at the system introduction, Fei Yangyao was awakened by a violent shaking.

"Young Master? Young Master?"

Fei Yangyao shuddered all over, opened his eyes wide, and looked blankly at the waving hand in front of him, following the sound to look at the old man sitting in the passenger seat shouting.

Instinctively reacting, "Huh?"

"Young Master, something's happened! You just seemed to have hit a girl!" The old man looked very anxious.

In his daze, Fei Yangyao remembered that the old man in front of him was his butler, Uncle Fu.

What was the matter he mentioned?

Hit a girl?

Did Fei Yangyao have this plotline now?

He hit someone!

Only then did Fei Yangyao realize that something was wrong, and he hurriedly unbuckled his seatbelt to get out of the car and check.

Fortunately, it wasn't in the middle of the road, and at the speed limit near the roadside, it shouldn't have been fast.

Why on earth did this system transmigrate me into a villain who was driving?

Fei Yangyao couldn't help but feel a slight sense that the system might be somewhat unreliable.

Running to the front of the car, he saw a girl lying face-up on the ground wearing an aquamarine robe-style dress, with translucent water-colored long hair and eyes of the same color, giving people a fresh and refined feeling.

"Miss, are you alright? I'll call 120 for an ambulance right away, hold on for a moment!"

Squatting down and looking closely, he saw that her face and dress were stained with some dust, but there were no traces of blood.

"It's fine, A Jiu is fine."

"No, no, no, you might be injured internally and just can't feel it right now." Fei Yangyao felt that this possibility couldn't be ruled out.

He had heard before that although some cats looked fine after jumping from the tenth floor, all their internal organs were already ruptured and they wouldn't live long.

People getting hit by cars were about the same.

"It's fine, A Jiu is very strong." As she spoke, she rolled over onto her side.

"You can roll over?" Fei Yangyao wasn't very clear about what his driving speed had been just then.

Maybe it wasn't that serious?

"Yeah, I can even get up! But I haven't finished roasting yet."

"Roast... finished roasting?" Young Master Fei didn't quite understand and looked around.

There wasn't any place for barbecue around here either.

"That's right, Big Sister and the others said you can't just roast one side when roasting things, you have to roast all four sides. I only roasted one side just now." She said it as a matter of course.

"One side? Which side?" Young Master Fei vaguely felt that something seemed a bit wrong.

"Look, this side." Saying that, she showed him the side she had just been lying on.

"..."

Crap!

It's a bi... no, an idiot!

It wasn't a fresh and refined aura, but a wave of fresh and refined idiot aura!

Only then did Young Master Fei realize who this was.

There was no mistake.

Jiu Yun, one of the bodyguards of the Dragon Protagonist Ye Chen. Among the four bodyguards, her martial arts prowess was the highest, making her a true martial arts genius.

But at the same time, she was also very "Jiu"—meaning an idiot.

Single-threaded, she couldn't process two things at the same time, oh no, sometimes even handling one thing was a struggle.

If something happened she would definitely say it, and she never lied, so she really was fine.

"Alright, A Jiu is roasted, you can eat A Jiu!"

While Young Master Fei was busy recalling the contents of the book, Jiu Yun neatly rolled a full circle over there, then climbed up using hands and feet, looking at him expectantly.

"..."

Young Master Fei's forehead was covered in black lines.

Little girl, what you just said sounds very wrong!

What would other people think if they heard that?

Does this Young Master Fei still want his face? Does he still want his reputation?

Oh, wait, it seemed like I didn't have much of a good reputation to begin with.

But I still have a persona, you know, Gu Xiyue's 1-on-1 VIP licking dog.

How could I possibly go fooling around?

In this regard, I am very devoted!

"No way, go do whatever you're supposed to do!"

"But if you don't eat it after roasting, it'll get cold. When it gets cold it won't taste good, and if it doesn't taste good nobody will want it. A Jiu doesn't want nobody to want her~!"

As she spoke, tears automatically welled up in her eyes, and her tone turned sobbing.

Knowing her personality well, he knew that her greatest fear was being abandoned.

Yet how... how did she make that association?

Even Young Master Fei had to admire her train of thought.

People had slowly started gathering around from just a moment ago. Originally the bodyguards could have blocked them, but now that the little girl was crying, passersby began pointing and gossiping. Among them were even eager men, men, men, men wanting to play the hero and chastise this tyrant who bullied a little girl.

Although I, Young Master Fei, bully men, I do not bully women!

If this got out, wouldn't it violate the family precepts?

Should he just ignore her and slip away?

Although the book didn't state A Jiu's specific combat strength right now, he was certain she could easily catch up to him in this congested city traffic.

A person who had made up her mind definitely wouldn't give up because of a little difficulty!

Seeing A Jiu's reservoir floodgates slowly opening and teardrops beginning to pour out like they cost nothing, Young Master Fei, temporarily out of ideas, had no choice but to surrender.

"Get in the car quickly, go back to my house, and I'll eat you then!"

"Yay!" Hearing that she would be eaten, A Jiu instantly turned her tears into smiles.

"..."

Young Master Fei decided not to say anything more, pulled her straight into the car, and sped away.

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