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Older Sister truly was extraordinary. She actually got a bunch of little girls in a state of war to coexist peacefully by having them play games together. Though I still felt that teaching a group of lolis to form parties and PK in WoW was kind of... well...

If possible, wouldn't it have been much more wholesome to let them play Super Mario?

"You have to understand, there really aren't many things that can make them play together and actually enjoy themselves." Faced with my distress, Older Sister could only shrug helplessly. "Shinku doesn't like strategy games, Suigintou isn't good at puzzles, Suiseiseki is hopeless at fighting games, Lilina hates dungeon exploration, Hinamichigo can't understand the rules of tactical board games, and Pandora utterly despises music—these children's only common trait is their lack of interest in things normal children like. And right now, they all want to fight. Yeah, because they didn't get enough fighting earlier. At first, they joined because they heard they could fight in this game, but to stop them from getting too worked up again, I dragged Thrall and the others, who came over for dinner tonight, into it."

Older Sister, you were mighty indeed.

Of course, fun was fun, but I could still see the differences among these lolis, fake lolis, and miniature girls. It seemed all the Rozen Maidens were genuinely immersed in it. They had heard of electronic games, this novel thing, but it was their first time actually playing one, so naturally they got invested. Lilina, meanwhile, had joined purely to stir up trouble; that sleazy rogue named "Ding Le Ge Da Dang" was her character. Little Pao Pao, on the other hand, seemed to be terrible at games. She had definitely inherited not a single gaming gene from her shut-in mother—truly