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Mentor Haoyue looked at Ling Zhong, who was already losing consciousness and being supported by someone, and could not help but frown.
Ling Zhong was too badly injured. If he was not treated quickly, he might truly never recover.
And injuries like these required a powerful Healing Soul Master, or the treatment would not have much effect.
Helplessly, he said, "It seems we can only travel through the night and return to the academy!"
Zhao Wuji caught up and stepped in front of Dai Zhirou and Taishi Ming.
Dai Zhirou and Taishi Ming's faces darkened!
Zhao Wuji immediately put on a broad smile. "Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand! I'm here to invite you to join Shrek Academy, the academy I'm with."
However, after glancing at Dai Zhirou, he immediately changed his words. "Of course, this young lady doesn't need to. Her strength has already exceeded our academy's graduation requirements. But this little brother can join Shrek Academy. Believe me, if you join Shrek Academy, you definitely won't regret it."
Taishi Ming: ""
He truly had not expected Zhao Wuji to pull something like this!!!
But thinking about it, good students wanted good mentors, yet didn't good mentors also want good students?
Still, there was not much point in going to Shrek now!
Other than Little Fatty, who had grown up in Shrek Academy, none of the Seven Devils from the original story were likely at Shrek Academy yet!
Taishi Ming shook his head. "Thank you for your kind offer."
Dai Zhirou was far more direct. "We're returning to the Star Luo Empire. Taishi Ming will attend Star Luo Royal Academy afterward, so there's no need."
Please, what Shrek Academy? She had never even heard of it!
"Star Luo Royal Academy?"
Zhao Wuji smacked his lips. Fine!
There was no comparison!
In terms of education, Shrek Academy was certainly no worse than any other academy.
But the benefits!
Thinking of their few thatched huts and the pickled vegetables and steamed buns they ate every day!
Forget it!
Taishi Ming still had a favorable impression of Zhao Wuji, someone who dared to stand against Spirit Hall, so he politely bid him farewell. "Goodbye!"
At the same time, he swept a glance over the man and woman following Zhao Wuji.
Everyone who could enter Shrek Academy was a genius!
Even if these two were not as good as Tang San and the others, they surely would not be bad.
Afterward, Dai Zhirou and Taishi Ming went upstairs.
Once they entered the room, Dai Zhirou's face reddened slightly.
This was her first time alone in a room with a boy. Although Taishi Ming was only eight years old, could this little pervert be considered an ordinary eight-year-old?
Sure enough, her thoughts were quickly proven right.
Taishi Ming grinned mischievously. "Second Sister, are you washing first, or am I?"
Just as Dai Zhirou opened her mouth to speak, Taishi Ming added, "How about we wash together?"
Dai Zhirou's face fell. "Get lost!"
Yet the blush on her face became even more obvious.
Taishi Ming looked disappointed as he said pitifully, "Since Second Sister isn't willing, then I'll wash first!"
Dai Zhirou's face twitched. "This brat can really act. I'm not Snake Princess—why would I ever wash with you? If we weren't out traveling, and I wasn't worried that something might happen with you alone in another room and leave me unable to explain myself to Snake Princess, you'd never be sharing a room with this princess. Maybe in your next life!"
The next morning.
In her sleep, Dai Zhirou felt somewhat short of breath!
It was as though something was pressing down on her, making it hard for her to breathe.
She slowly woke up.
Then she discovered—
"Ah!"
The shout startled Taishi Ming, who had still been sleeping soundly, and he immediately sprang upright.
"What happened? What happened?"
But then Taishi Ming looked at Dai Zhirou in confusion. "Second Sister, why are you on my bed? Don't tell me you really want to be my concubine?"
Dai Zhirou's face turned pitch-black. "Take a good look at whose bed this is!"
"Hm?"
Taishi Ming froze at her words, then began looking around.
He found himself on the inner bed.
Something seemed wrong. This was a double room with two beds. Wasn't he supposed to be sleeping on the outer one?
He could not help but raise his head and rack his brain.
It seemed that he had gotten up in the middle of the night!
Then, still half-asleep, he had felt his way back to bed in the dark.
Eh? Why was there something soft and fragrant beside him? Right, it was his wife, Snake Princess. So he had habitually climbed on top of her—
Who could blame him for always drooling in his sleep?
No, it was because they had pushed his mouth crooked. Otherwise, how could he possibly drool?
Seriously!
It was their fault! Not his!
Taishi Ming said solemnly, "Second Sister, I was wrong. I'll definitely get rid of this bad habit of drooling in the future."
"Believe me!"
Dai Zhirou suddenly really wanted to hit someone. What should she do?
Was this a problem of drooling?
She could not help lowering her head and looking at the patch of wetness on her clothes. Fine!
That was also a problem.
But that was not the most important thing right now.
With a stern face, she said again, "I'm asking why you were on my bed! This isn't about whether you drool or not!"
"Cough, cough."
Taishi Ming's expression stiffened. This hurdle could not be avoided. He could only thicken his skin and carefully say, "Second Sister, if I said I climbed into the wrong bed, would you believe me?"
"Believe my ass! You little pervert are bad to the core!"
As she spoke, Dai Zhirou raised her hand and knocked toward Taishi Ming's head. Taishi Ming instinctively tried to dodge.
He tilted his head!
As a result, she missed his head and struck him squarely on the cheek.
His cheek was caught against his teeth and immediately swelled up.
Taishi Ming said aggrievedly, "Wuwu, Secon' Sis'er, you al'o hi' 'oo hard!"
After speaking, he froze, then immediately jumped up in alarm. "Wha' the hell did I jus' say?!"
"Pfft."
Seeing Taishi Ming's swollen cheek and hearing him speak complete nonsense, Dai Zhirou could not hold back any longer and laughed gleefully. "You can't blame me for that. Who told you to dodge? If you'd just let me knock your head once, this wouldn't have happened! Hehehe!"
But was Taishi Ming the kind of person to accept a loss?
He immediately counterattacked, staring at her ample chest. "I' al'eady swollen, shouldn' you let me take a look? Don' tell me you like my drool!"
Although Dai Zhirou could not understand what the hell he was saying, she immediately understood when she saw where he was looking.
She instantly stomped her foot. "Little pervert, I'll settle this with you later!" With that, she rushed into the bathroom.
Outside the bathroom, however, Taishi Ming had adjusted somewhat, so at least people could understand him now.
He chuckled wickedly. "Hehe, Second Sister, threatening me at a time like this—aren't you afraid I'll rush in right now and take you down with me?"
The bathroom fell silent for a moment before Dai Zhirou's exasperated voice rang out. "You wouldn't dare!"
Although Dai Zhirou knew Taishi Ming was only taking verbal advantage of her, she still felt a little uneasy. She had rushed in too quickly, after all.
Once Dai Zhirou had tidied herself up, she and Taishi Ming went downstairs.
They happened to run into Zhao Wuji and his group of three! Dai Zhirou's flushed face and Taishi Ming's swollen face carried quite a lot of information!
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