My Name Is Xiao Wu, and I've Been Pregnant a Hundred Thousand Times

--The following is not part of the main story. It's made up purely for entertainment.--

My name was Xiao Wu. I was a transformed soul beast with a cultivation of a hundred thousand years.

Mom told me she gave birth to me after being pregnant for three months when she was fifty thousand years old.

Of the hundreds of thousands of children she had carried, only I cultivated to a hundred thousand years, which was why I could stay by her side.

Although I hadn't truly lived for a hundred thousand years, over the past tens of thousands of years, I had, like Mom, given birth to hundreds of thousands of descendants. They all affectionately called me Mom. Now, every Soft Bone Charm Rabbit in the Star Dou Great Forest was descended from Mom and me.

Unfortunately, none of them managed to cultivate to a hundred thousand years. I was so lonely!

Luckily, Mom was by my side, along with Da Ming and Er Ming! I was very happy.

But some time ago, Mom was killed by a very beautiful human woman, who absorbed her Soul Ring and took her Soul Bone.

I hated humans to death.

Today, I decided to transform and venture into the human world like Blue Silver Emperor Older Sister. I would choose a highly talented human as my little boyfriend and use him to help me get revenge. It would be best if a war broke out and destroyed the force that human belonged to.

Although Blue Silver Emperor Older Sister died, it seemed that the human who hunted her was beaten to death by her little boyfriend. Mm! She didn't lose out!

--The above was the account of a hundred-thousand-year-old Rogue Rabbit. (Author: I made it up. Please don't take it seriously.)--

--Main story below--

By the following evening, the group of four, including Zu Zong, Blanklin, Yu Xiaogang, and Tang San, had returned to Nuoding City.

The four wore different expressions. Zu Zong hummed a little tune the whole way, delighted beyond measure.

"A maiden's feet, so tiny and neat, embroidered with a white jade bird. A man tried to catch her, but she flew away again."

Blanklin still looked refined and scholarly, his expression very serious, yet from time to time, he shot Yu Xiaogang disdainful looks.

Noticing Blanklin's gaze, Yu Xiaogang lowered his head. His already stiff face had nearly twisted into an eggplant. When he looked at Tang San walking beside him, his eyes were filled with guilt, and his face burned with shame.

Tang San was even more listless, his eyes bloodshot. He had clearly gone the entire night without sleep.

The time went back to yesterday morning.

Under Yu Xiaogang's "guidance," Tang San had offered Zu Zong a "sincere" apology and called him Ancestor a few times.

Who was Zu Zong? He was a model youth who developed morally, intellectually, and physically, as well as the future Number One Handsome Man of Douluo Continent. Naturally, with genuine emotion, he replied, "Good boy. Your ancestor forgives you!" He also said that he could help Tang San find a Soul Ring.

Seeing Zu Zong be so magnanimous and selfless, Yu Xiaogang was immediately moved to tears.

Zu Zong was not stingy either. He expanded his Blue Silver Domain to its maximum, and in less than half an hour, found Tang San a Lazy Snake with a cultivation of one hundred and nineteen years. It was harmless and nonpoisonous, knowing only how to catch mice at night and sleep in the sun during the day.

Originally, Yu Xiaogang had wanted to turn down this kindness.

But helplessly, he happened to glimpse Zu Zong's eyes, which had turned blood-red from sheer sincerity.

For some reason, he agreed as though possessed and told Tang San, "Xiao San! Don't let this snake's laziness, or the fact that it's a Lazy Snake, fool you. It's incredibly formidable! This is a powerful soul beast with a cultivation of four hundred and nineteen years, very close to the limit for a First Soul Ring. It suits you perfectly. Once you absorb it, you definitely won't be inferior to Zu Zong."

Blanklin, standing to one side, saw everything and despised Yu Xiaogang even more. This? He called himself the Grandmaster? Invincible Theory? It was clearly only a little over a hundred years, yet he insisted on calling it four hundred and nineteen years. Still, he said nothing. After all, Tang San had already acknowledged Yu Xiaogang as his teacher. If he said too much, he might end up having to "compensate them with another Lazy Snake."

Our classmate Tang San, upon hearing his teacher's "Invincible Theory," had stars in his eyes as he greedily absorbed knowledge. Without any suspicion, and with the assistance of Ancestor and the Dean of Students, he successfully killed the Lazy Snake and obtained a yellow Hundred-Year Soul Ring. It took him less than an hour to absorb it successfully. The Mysterious Heaven Skill really was awesome!

However, an accident occurred.

Tang San's Blue Silver Grass First Soul Skill was still Entanglement, just like in the original story.

But after the skill was unleashed, the Blue Silver Grass became incomparably rough and possessed the Lazy Snake's trait: shedding its skin. It looked exactly like plant vines that had been soaked in water until they were nearly rotten, making anyone who saw them feel disgusted.

That alone would have been fine. After all, its toughness had indeed increased considerably. But the Lazy Snake's habits had been inherited as well.

The branches and leaves of the manifested Blue Silver Grass became completely motionless and lifeless the moment they encountered light. Only at night did they return to normal, but their power was merely average. Compared with Zu Zong's Poison Dragon Entanglement, the difference was like heaven and earth. In some respects, it was even inferior to a Ten-Year Soul Ring.

Tang San's Blue Silver Grass First Soul Skill—invalidated.

After entering Nuoding Academy, the four, each harboring different thoughts, parted ways.

Yu Xiaogang took Tang San back to his residence to comfort and counsel him.

As the Dean of Students of Nuoding Academy, Blanklin not only had to finish the academy work that had piled up over the past few days, but also report the gains from this soul beast hunt to the Dean.

As for Zu Zong? He had just gained fourteen stealing attempts yesterday. Of course, he was going back to the dormitory to shut the door and prepare to steal.

Someone might ask, what about the others in the dormitory? The answer was simple: give them a knock on the head! Then have them go to the small grove behind the mountain to practice actual combat against each other.

As the boss of Dorm Seven, he really had put in painstaking effort! For the sake of those nameless extras, he had practically worried himself sick.

Wang Sheng (shouting): I have a name! I have a name!

Upon returning to Dorm Seven, Zu Zong found the door half-open.

Someone was inside, and it was a stranger. There was a fluctuation of Soul Power, slightly weaker than his own. Judging from it, the person should also be a Soul Master who had just obtained a Soul Ring.

From his senses, the person seemed to be lying on his bed.

Bang! Zu Zong kicked the door open. "Who is it? How dare you sleep on my dragon bed?"

A pretty Young Girl lay on Zu Zong's bed. She appeared to be about the same age as him, though slightly shorter. Her lovely little face was fair with a rosy tint, soft and tender like a ripe peach, making one feel an urge to take a bite. Though she wore an ordinary academy uniform, it looked exceptionally clean.

Her long black hair was braided into a scorpion braid that hung past her hips. A pair of bright, watery eyes stared curiously at the newcomer.

The boy and girl looked into each other's eyes, their feelings deep and tender—pah! He was overthinking it.

The girl blinked her large eyes. Seeing Zu Zong's Blue Silver hair and his lovely little face, which was no less beautiful than a girl's, a sweet smile appeared on her face. "Hello! My name is Xiao Wu, as in dancing!"

Holy crap, it's this old rabbit! Tang San is staying with that scumbag now, so the two of them haven't met yet?

Although he had planned to scheme for this old rabbit's Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Ring and Soul Bone three months ago, he truly could not bring himself to do it now.

For one thing, if he really made a move against such a cute little girl now, he definitely would not be able to get over that hurdle in his heart.

Even though her true form was a hundred-thousand-year-old rabbit.

For another, even if he killed her, with his current cultivation, he could not absorb a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Ring. It would only be wasted for nothing.

Zu Zong nodded and asked softly, "Why are you lying on my bed?"

Xiao Wu seemed not to hear him and showed no intention of getting up.

Instead, she blinked her large eyes on her own and said with a smile, "My Martial Soul is a rabbit. A very cute little white rabbit. What about yours?" Whenever she smiled, two adorable dimples appeared on her face, making her indescribably charming.

Zu Zong did not answer. Instead, he directly summoned the Blue Silver Emperor with his right hand.

"This is..." The girl was visibly stunned when she saw it.

Zu Zong slowly closed his eyes and secretly nodded to himself. It seemed this old rabbit really did recognize the Blue Silver Emperor.