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Xiao Wu blinked her adorable big eyes and stared fixedly at the Blue Silver Emperor in Zu Zong's hand without saying a word for a long time.

Just as Zu Zong was about to speak again, Xiao Wu had somehow left the bed and appeared in front of him.

She was so fast that even Zu Zong, who had inherited Itachi's taijutsu, was somewhat surprised.

Xiao Wu sniffed the Blue Silver Emperor in Zu Zong's hand.

"Awoo! Awoo!"

She took bite after bite out of the Blue Silver Emperor's blades, chewing away.

Her cheeks puffed up as she said, "Your Blue Silver Grass is so delicious. It's twice as tasty as my carrots. I've never eaten grass this delicious before. Awoo!"

"Delicious?" Black lines appeared across Zu Zong's face. Fine! It seemed she really was a rabbit.

She finished the entire Blue Silver Emperor, not even sparing its roots and stem. In the end, she even licked Zu Zong's right palm a few times. Only then did Xiao Wu pat her little belly in satisfaction. "I'm full. Thank you for the meal!"

The moment she said that, Xiao Wu regretted it.

Only then did she realize that she seemed to have done something utterly embarrassing just now. Her face turned pale, then gradually flushed crimson.

With a thump, Xiao Wu leaped back onto Zu Zong's bed even faster than before. She grabbed the neatly folded quilt and wrapped her whole little body tightly inside it, leaving only two adorable rabbit ears exposed.

"Get out!" Xiao Wu's shy shout came from inside the quilt.

Zu Zong admitted that he had been stunned senseless. "Hey, rabbit, aren't you sleeping in my bed and using my quilt?"

"Nonsense! I asked Wang Sheng yesterday, and he said it was the boss's bed. In Dorm Seven, whoever is strongest is the boss. I beat all of them, so this is my bed, my quilt, mine, mine." As she spoke, Xiao Wu wrapped the quilt even more tightly around herself.

Seeing Xiao Wu acting so unreasonably, Zu Zong felt his head grow a size larger. Should he call her overbearing and unreasonable, or simply ignorant of worldly ways?

Zu Zong said, "First, I brought this quilt with me. I went hunting for a Soul Ring yesterday, so I didn't come back. Second, I was the boss before you arrived. Only if you beat me can you become the boss of Dorm Seven."

Upon hearing Zu Zong's words, Xiao Wu's two exposed rabbit ears twitched and crossed over each other, as though she were pondering something.

After a long while, Xiao Wu poked her little head out, her face still red. "Really?"

Zu Zong nodded. "Really!"

"Really really?"

"Really really!"

"Really really really?"

"Stop. I'll say it one more time: this is my bed, and this is my quilt!" Zu Zong raised a hand to call a halt. If this went on, he figured he would be talked dizzy.

"Hmph! I-I don't believe you! You must be lying to me. Wang Sheng and the others never mentioned you in front of me! And how could such a nice-smelling quilt possibly be yours?"

After saying that, Xiao Wu wrapped her little head back inside the quilt and greedily inhaled a breath of its "fragrance."

Zu Zong's mouth twitched. His quilt smelled nice? Why had he never noticed? Then again, the tender shoots of the Blue Silver Emperor held a fatal allure for this herbivorous soul beast.

Zu Zong said, "Think carefully. Doesn't this quilt smell very similar to my Martial Soul—the grass you just ate?"

As he spoke, Zu Zong summoned another Blue Silver Emperor into his hand, one even more tender than the last.

Rabbits had highly sensitive noses when it came to food, especially food that tasted even better to them.

"Gulp."

The sound of swallowing came from inside the quilt. Xiao Wu was drooling over it, but she still refused to yield. "No, I'm not coming out. Since this is the boss's bed, the quilt is mine too."

Seeing Xiao Wu still stubbornly holding out, Zu Zong brought the Blue Silver Emperor closer to the quilt. The scent of its tender shoots slipped through the gap between the quilt and the Bed Sheet, entered Xiao Wu's nose, and traveled straight to her brain.

"Ah! I can't take it anymore!" Xiao Wu flung off the quilt wrapped around her, jumped up, and began ravenously gnawing at the Blue Silver Emperor in Zu Zong's right hand.

How could Zu Zong let her get what she wanted? He hopped backward, making Xiao Wu lunge at empty air. Xiao Wu pursued relentlessly. Zu Zong raised his right hand high, and Xiao Wu jumped to snatch it, but since he was half a head taller than her, there was no way she could reach it.

"Give it to me!"

"Not a chance. Who told you to cheat just now and keep occupying my royal dragon bed?"

"Give it to me!"

"Not a chance!"

After the time it took to drink a cup of tea, Xiao Wu squatted to the side, panting as she gnawed on the tender shoots of the Blue Silver Emperor. That was only because Zu Zong could no longer be bothered to fool around with her.

The moment he casually tossed the tender shoots away, Xiao Wu shot out like a starving dog pouncing on food. She caught the flying Blue Silver Emperor in midair with her mouth, then squatted on the ground and began eating.

Meanwhile, Zu Zong seized the chance to flash back onto his own bed.

"Ah, nothing beats my own bed!"

Before long, Xiao Wu had finished the tender shoots of the Blue Silver Emperor! Seeing Zu Zong sprawled on the bed in a lazy pose, she immediately turned into a Kitten with its fur standing on end—no, a little rabbit!

"Get up right now!" she cried as she tugged on Zu Zong's arm, trying to drag him off the bed.

You could wake someone who was asleep, but you could never wake someone pretending to sleep. Zu Zong used Soul Power to stick himself to the bed. No matter how Xiao Wu pulled, he remained completely unmoved.

"Go play somewhere else. This is my bed. Why should I leave just because you say so?"

"But if you sleep there, I won't have a quilt tonight! I'll be too cold to sleep!"

As she spoke, Xiao Wu blinked her big eyes and put on a pitiful expression. Even Zu Zong was a little dazed by the sight. This damned legally loli who's over a hundred thousand years old—she's dozens of times older than the entire history of Huaxia on Blue Star, yet she dares act cute in front of me? Uncle can tolerate it, but auntie cannot!

"What does that have to do with me? Find somewhere else to sleep. If that doesn't work, take Wang Sheng's quilt and make him squeeze in with someone else!"

Wang Sheng (crying): You really are my boss!

Hearing this, Xiao Wu saw that Zu Zong still had no reaction and gritted her teeth. "Y-you... if you don't get up, I'll just lie down on top of you!"

"Do whatever you want. I'm not the one who'll be losing out." Heh heh, would an experienced driver from Blue Star like him really be afraid of a hundred-thousand-year-old loli?

With a puff, Xiao Wu directly flopped down beside him. Her head rested beneath Zu Zong's armpit, in the only empty spot left on the bed.

Zu Zong jumped in fright. Bracing both hands against the headboard, he did a backward flip off the bed without even having time to put on his shoes.

This old rabbit really slept with whoever she could catch! In the original story, it was Tang San, but after Tang San got set up by him, he was now staying with his "scumbag" teacher. And this time, it was actually his turn!

But who was Zu Zong? A super invincible, pure-hearted young man. He had remained a virgin through both lives. How could his spotless body be ruined by a rabbit older than his great-great-great-grandfather?

Qin Yu (Stellar Transformations protagonist): I really am sorry, everyone, for marrying a wife tens of millions of years older than me!

Zu Zong said, "Hey, aren't you ashamed of yourself, you 'Young Girl'?"

Xiao Wu's face was flushed now, the redness nearly reaching the roots of her ears. But since things had come to this, she simply decided to go all in. "Hmph! Freezing to death at night would be even more embarrassing!"

Zu Zong:...