Fell Asleep by Accident

"..."

Staring at the roll of toilet paper in front of him, Bai Zhi fell into deep thought.

The system rewards random Item, which can be anything, so it's not surprising that something like toilet paper would appear.

Among the various bizarre Item shared by Player on Player Forum, there have been unlucky Player received Item even worse than toilet paper, such as "used Panties worn by a goddess" or "a ballpoint pen worth One Yuan Coin"...

--But the problem is, this is Rare Quality Item.

To some extent, the value of Rare Quality Item is equivalent to that of Rare Quality Equipment or props.

But Rare Quality toilet paper... could this be some kind of weird stuff?

However, after reading the description of this roll of toilet paper, Bai Zhi had to admit that it really was a bizarre thing...

[Item Name: Toilet Paper Mine]

[Type: Consumable Item]

[Quality: Rare]

[Special Effect 1: Toilet Paper. This Item can do everything that toilet paper can do, and no one will notice anything amiss.]

[Special Effect ②: Explosion. The torn pieces of toilet paper can be used as bombs. The bomb's power depends on the amount of paper used. It can be detonated at will, with a maximum detonation radius of 100 meters.]

[Consumption:: None]

[Note:: Remember the Legendary Bun Mine? This is their latest product: the Toilet Paper Mine. It works, and it explodes.]

Bai Zhi: "..."

... What the hell is this Toilet Paper Mine?!

After silently grumbling to himself, Bai Zhi put the roll of toilet paper back into his Inventory.

This thing may sound bizarre, but it could be a pretty good tool for ambushing people in certain situations. After all, who cares about a few small pieces of toilet paper? The only question is how powerful the Explosion would be.

If the timing of the detonation is chosen well, it might even inflict tons of psychological damage on the other party... for example, while they are in the bathroom.

After pondering it for a moment, Bai Zhi nodded.

After carefully putting the roll of toilet paper into his Inventory, Bai Zhi, with an even more serious attitude, took out the Rare Quality random Skill Card.

These unactivated Skill Card all look exactly the same, so it's impossible to tell them apart at first glance. Since Bai Zhi had no intention of Auction House, he simply chose to activate them.

[Skill Name: The Router is Broken, Go Find Ouyang Xiu]

[Type: Support Skill]

[Level: Rare]

[Special Effect: Repair. Performs temporary repairs on any damaged Mechanical Creation, restoring it to its optimal condition. The user gains familiarity with the repaired Item's operation. The Mechanical Creation is destroyed after the Special Effect expires.]

[Consumption:: 10 Spiritual Energy/min]

[Learning requirements: Strength greater than or equal to 12, and memorization of ten representative works by Ouyang Xiu.]

[Note:: The Router is Broken, Go Find Ouyang Xiu; if you've lost your Key, go find Wang Zhihuan.]

"... Aside from the name, which is full of flaws, this Skill actually seems pretty good...?"

After briefly considering the idea in his mind, Bai Zhi nodded slightly.

"In that case, I'll not only be able to drive cars, but also Train, airplanes, and even flying saucers."

"It's just so-so. After all, it's only Rare Level Skill. At the very least, it should be Perfect -Level Skill."

Kneeling on one of those swivel chairs with her hands and chin resting on the back, the White-haired loli curled her lip in disdain as she ate the bag of Spiced Beef in her hand.

"While this Ouyang Xiu Skill may seem very useful, it's actually just a Support Skill with no offensive capabilities. What you lack right now is a purely offensive Skill, not one that can only be used in specific situations... To be Skill, you're having a bit of bad luck."

"To gain it is my fortune, to lose it is my fate; what is destined to be yours will be yours, and what is not, you cannot force."

After casually learning the Skill, Bai Zhi stood up from his workbench and went to the wardrobe to change into a warm coat.

"I'm going out to buy something now. What do you need? I'll bring it back for you while I'm at it."

"Cola, potato chips, and Fried Chicken Family Bucket."

Qingyi's expression was one of complete nonchalance.

"Didn't you say you were hungry? What's so good about this junk food?"

Rolling his eyes, Bai Zhi returned to the table, grabbed his Key, and casually reached out to ruffle the other person's hair, finding it incredibly soft.

"I'll bring you back a rice bowl with toppings, Cola it's best to drink less cola too."

"Don't touch my head, don't treat me like a child... Anyway, I don't care, I just want Cola, potato chips, and Fried Chicken Family Bucket."

The White-haired loli slapped away the hand that was messing with her head, clearly annoyed, and began to speak.

"You are living in my house now, so you have to listen to me in everything, because in a sense, I am your legal guardian."

Bai Zhi put the Key in his pocket, shrugged, and turned to leave.

"Behave yourself at home, I'll bring you food when I get back."

Bai Zhi's rented apartment was on the seventh floor. High-rise buildings like this usually have elevators, but perhaps due to the temperature affecting the Power System, the elevator was completely out of service.

"Hiss... Is the temperature dropping that drastically?"

A slight exhale brought out a chill, and Bai Zhi unconsciously wrapped his clothes a little tighter.

It's a bit better indoors, but outdoors, with all the air flowing in from all sides, the omnipresent chill seems to seep into your bones, and the air that comes your way is icy cold.

Because of the terrible and extremely bad weather, there was no one else in the hallway, and only the sound of his footsteps echoed in the quiet hallway.

As Bai Zhi descended to the Second Floor, a door on one side suddenly opened, and a Black-haired Young Man, covering his head with hands, ran out of the room as if fleeing, muttering helpless grievances.

"Dad, I really didn't stay up all night playing Game last night. I'm genuinely motivated!!"

"Ambitious?! If you were ambitious, would you have slept in with me until now?!"

Holding a broom, an elderly man, well past seventy, followed behind, his face contorted with anger and glaring.

"Why are you suddenly running home all of a sudden instead of doing a good job? Do you need to worry about and take care of things here?! I'm perfectly healthy!! If you're so capable, find me a wife!! Let me hold my grandson as soon as possible!!"

"I'm not worried..."

Before the young man could finish his helpless sentence, it immediately ignited the old man's anger again.

"Worried!? I think you're just being lazy again!! You sleep like a log during the day and I can't wake you up no matter how much I call you, so what exactly did you sneak off to do at night!?"

"I... no, I really can't say something like this."

The Black-haired Young Man glanced at Bai Zhi, who was standing on the steps silently watching them, and looked utterly aggrieved.

"Dad, there are outsiders here, can't you give me a little face?"

"I don't have a father like you!!!"

The old man tossed a down jacket and a large backpack full of various items at the Black-haired Young Man, snorted coldly, and slammed the door shut.

"Go back to your company and work! I don't need you here!! Next time you come back, bring your girlfriend with you, or you're not allowed to step foot in this door!!!"

Black-haired Young Man: "..."

"What, you had a fight with your family and got kicked out of the house?"

Raising an eyebrow slightly, Bai Zhi descended the stairs and walked to the other person's side, asking them a question.

"Sigh... it's a long story."

With a sigh, the Black-haired Young Man reached out and picked up the Inventory from the ground, his words filled with endless resentment.

"I've only been back for less than a day..."