Kayson raised an eyebrow. He had witnessed Viktor Krum's perplexing behavior when he was modifying the foundation of Hogwarts, so he still had some impression of him.
"What happened to Krum?" Sirius asked.
"Well... how should I put it? That Krum somehow found Hermione's Hogwarts owl code and home address, and he's been writing to Hermione ever since last year," Ginny said.
"So? What's the problem?" Kayson the kitten asked, scratching his head in confusion.
"The problem is..." Ginny turned around and peeked around, making sure Ron wasn't there before whispering, "The problem is that Ron is a little bit... insecure. Maybe he thinks Krum might steal Hermione away."
After Ginny said that, Kayson understood. No wonder Ron's brain is so unusual; he was afraid Hermione would be stolen away.
Hermione's in England, Krum's in Northern Europe. How could they possibly be in such a predicament? Shouldn't Krum be the one suffering the most? He feels like every girl he likes is inseparable from Ron, and if anything seems off, he'll suddenly have a fit of madness, thinking he's been slept with by a nymph... It's truly baffling behavior.
What's even more perplexing is Ron's behavior. Instead of seizing the opportunity to solidify his relationship with Hermione at this crucial moment, he went and found another unrelated little witch to try and make Hermione jealous.
"How is Ron's head shaped? I don't understand." Kayson asked, pressing him.
"Isn't this normal? I used to do that when I was Ron's age too," Sirius said, scratching his head.
"What did you do back then? How come I don't know?" Lu Ping looked at Sirius in surprise.
"Back then... when James and Lily had just started dating, I felt like Lily had stolen James away, so I quickly started dating a girl from Ravenclaw who was pursuing me, hoping to make James feel some pressure and realize his mistake..." Sirius said somewhat embarrassedly.
"... I always thought you were jealous that James found love, so you were anxious too..." Lu Ping, somewhat unsure of how to phrase it.
"Why is your adolescence all so... I mean, is your brain all made of flesh? It feels like lumps of green ribbons to me," Kayson commented.
Sirius lowered his head somewhat awkwardly, while Lu Ping pointed at himself in bewilderment. "How am I a pervert?"
"Those are Ron," Kayson argued.
"So what should we do now?" Ginny silently raised her hand.
"... I'm asking you, how did you two resolve it back then, you and Harry's father?" Kayson asked Sirius.
Lu Ping bumped Kayson with his shoulder, sounding exasperated. "Are you out of your mind? Those two are men, but are Ron and Hermione the same gender?"
"Tsk tsk tsk... I think I actually have a way, but of course my way is for guys, I don't know if it can be used in relationships between men and women." Sirius said, stroking his chin.
"Then say it!" the people surrounding Sirius all said in unison.
"Simply put, although on the surface Ron and Hermione still maintain a superficial intimacy, their hearts are actually filled with cracks. Of course, not in an irreparable way, but... I'm just giving an example to show that they have gradually drifted apart."
"At this point, all we need to do is set up an opponent that they can only defeat by cooperating, forcing them to join forces so that we can regroup them into a duo. Of course, this is only the first step of the plan," Sirius said confidently.
"Wow, you're so knowledgeable," Kayson exclaimed, raising an eyebrow.
"Hehe... because Snape's Dark Magic at that time was much more than what he had learned at Hogwarts. The four of us couldn't beat him without teaming up..." Sirius said somewhat awkwardly.
"As if you could have beaten me in a one-on-one fight before that," Snape's voice drifted slowly from beside the fireplace.
Kayson raised an eyebrow and greeted Snape, but Sirius looked as if he had swallowed a fly.
Finally, he spoke up, "Why did you suddenly come, Tian?"
"It's my duty." Snape succinctly adjusted his chair to face the fireplace, which also kept Sirius out of his sight.
"Alright, let's get back to our story. Now, who should be the boss?" Lupin said.
Kayson's gaze unconsciously drifted towards Snape, then he awkwardly looked away. Snape wouldn't cooperate; he'd have to find someone else.
"Wait a moment, I'll go get Dumbledore." Kayson stood up and rushed to the kitchen, quickly bringing Dumbledore over.
"What do you want with me?" Dumbledore asked curiously, looking at the group of people surrounding him.
"As the top director of Hogwarts, we naturally have a very important request to make of you," Kayson said with a smile.
Dumbledore smiled and combed his beard with one hand, clearly pleased with his title as the greatest director at Hogwarts.
Do you really think you can just find any cat or dog to film the scene where Harry Potter steals the Philosopher's Stone in his first year?
Dumbledore has a real talent for this.
"Tell me, what do you need?" Dumbledore said confidently.
Kayson and the others then recounted Ron and Hermione's troubles to Dumbledore, one after another, and then told him about Sirius's unpredictable idea.
Finally Dumbledore sighed, turned his head, and looked at the people surrounding him.
They didn't see the sincerity called love; all they saw was the excited gleam of seeking amusement.
To be honest... it's a misfortune for Ron's family to have met such a group of good teachers and friends.