Omni-versal Blade: Slicing Through Worlds from Soul Society
Chapter 36

Have you seen a pervert as handsome as me?

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"Why are you here, and what did you just see!"

The Elf Maiden, holding her long sword against Yoru Machi's neck, was flushed with embarrassment and anger. She never imagined that after returning home for the first time in a long while, taking a bath, and preparing to change clothes, she would be seen through by an uninvited guest!

What's more, she actually recognized this uninvited guest… or rather, she had only recently met him, and they had parted ways not long ago.

The Elf Maiden, Cui, was only wrapped in a bath towel at the moment. Yoru Machi's appearance had been so sudden that she hadn't had time to change her clothes… or perhaps she was afraid Yoru Machi would suddenly open the door again while she was changing.

"You… you didn't follow me here, did you!"

Looking at Yoru Machi in front of her, Cui was flushed with embarrassment and anger. Originally, her impression of Yoru Machi was quite good because he had saved her, but after what just happened, Cui's feelings towards him had changed considerably.

She had been living here for some time. Cui had chosen to rent this place precisely because this area was far from the main streets and was relatively quiet compared to other places.

She had met Yoru Machi for the first time a few days ago when they were hunting the Poisonous Demon Dragon, but today he had suddenly appeared in her home. If she were to believe this was a coincidence, Cui certainly wouldn't.

Rather than a so-called coincidence, she was more inclined to believe she had been followed…

"If I told you this was really just a coincidence, and that I live here too, would you believe me?"

Looking at the long sword in her hand pressing closer to his neck, Yoru Machi said this with a stiff upper lip.

In fact, it wasn't just Cui who didn't believe him; Yoru Machi himself felt that this was incredibly unbelievable.

So, Sonya's mention of a beautiful neighbor had referred to the Elf Maiden standing before him. No wonder Sonya had warned him not to provoke her before.

In terms of strength, as an elf, Cui not only possessed much greater Magic Power than ordinary people but also knew elven secret arts and possessed considerable Swordsmanship, making her far stronger than typical human adventurers.

Although she had failed in her one-on-one battle with the Poisonous Demon Dragon, it didn't mean Cui's strength was insufficient. It could only be said that the Poisonous Demon Dragon, as an enemy, was too formidable.

"I'm a new tenant who moved in about a week ago. I live in the room directly opposite yours. My few remaining belongings should still be in there.

Also, the owner of this mansion is Miss Sonya from the Adventurer's Guild, right? This is the magic key she gave me. If this isn't enough to prove my identity, perhaps we can go to the Adventurer's Guild and confront Miss Sonya in person."

Looking at the sword pressed against his neck, although with Yoru Machi's strength, it wasn't impossible for him to escape before Cui could swing her sword at his neck.

But if he really did that, then things would truly be inexplicable, and he would definitely be labeled a pervert for fleeing in fear.

Yoru Machi didn't care about being labeled a pervert, but Cui was also one of Sonya's tenants. The clerk had helped him so much before, and he didn't want to cause her any more trouble.

"Even if you're a tenant of this house, you should knock before entering. You understand basic etiquette like that, right?

Although this house has two rooms, the living room, kitchen, and bathroom are all shared spaces. You should have already understood this when you came here before."

When she saw the key in Yoru Machi's hand and heard him mention the landlady Sonya, Cui had already started to believe that Yoru Machi was telling the truth.

But now that she had been seen like this, she felt she was the one at a disadvantage, so the Elf Maiden was naturally quite annoyed and accused Yoru Machi.

Of course, despite the accusations, now that she had confirmed Yoru Machi wasn't a pervert stalking and peeping on her, the Elf Maiden finally put down the deadly object she had pointed at his neck.

"You can't entirely blame me for this… Miss Sonya did mention before that there was another tenant here.

But she also said that the other tenant only came back once every ten days to half a month, so I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence that the tenant was you.

And Miss Elf, since you know the living room is a shared space, please don't be so unrestrained and change your clothes in the living room. Can't you change in your own room?"

Considering Yoru Machi had saved her before, Cui had initially intended to let the matter rest. But upon hearing Yoru Machi's words, she immediately became like a startled kitten, putting a hand on her hip and saying, "Don't be so noisy! I didn't know you were suddenly moving in here either! It was just me here before.

And don't act like you're doing me a favor after getting the advantage! Just now, no matter how you look at it, I was the one at a disadvantage!"

Since Cui was the only one living there before, and she hadn't met Sonya after returning to town, she naturally didn't know that Yoru Machi had also moved in.

If she had known there was a second tenant, Cui certainly wouldn't have been so unrestrained as to change clothes in the living room.

It was true that Cui had a good impression and curiosity towards Yoru Machi because he had saved her before, but that was just goodwill. It hadn't reached the point of giving such a huge benefit right from the start!

"Well, it was just a fleeting moment, and I closed the door. Because I thought it was a hallucination, I didn't see anything.

Besides, I don't think there's anything worth seeing on you anyway. At worst, I'll let you look back at me. And you're an elf, who knows how old you actually are. I'm a bright and cheerful young man. If I let you look back, you're not losing out at all.

In any case, if you're looking for any compensation like emotional distress damages, it's definitely impossible…"

Yoru Machi put on a sincere expression, but did he really not see the beneficial scene just now?

That was naturally impossible! As a strong practitioner who had reached a certain level in Swordsmanship, his five senses had long been trained to be much sharper than ordinary people.

Even in that fleeting moment, Yoru Machi, with a glimpse, if not seeing the Elf Maiden in front of him perfectly, at least saw everything he should and shouldn't have.

And as an experienced veteran driver, even those few short frames just now were stored in Yoru Machi's brain hard drive as several gigabytes of high-definition, lossless CG.

As for there being nothing to see, that was naturally also a statement against his conscience. While Cui's chest might be a bit flat, that was only relatively speaking.

Compared to the ample bosoms of Rangiku or Sister Hana, there was indeed a significant difference, but as a long-lived elf, Cui's skin was firm and her complexion was as perfect and fair as a baby's!

And having "nothing to see" was in comparison to giants like Sister Hana and Rangiku. If compared to someone with a flat chest like Sui Feng, Cui was actually quite well-endowed…

(I don't understand why you guys are talking about Minotaurs. Didn't the protagonist meet the elf before his uncle? Is this considered a cuckold?

If dismantling original pairings counts, then out of ten Naruto fanfics, at least nine have female leads as Tsunade and Hinata, how about that?

You didn't want elves, you said 'give away girls,' now it's just ambiguous, and you're calling it Minotaur. You guys are really hard to please! (~_~;))

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