Naruto: The Konoha Chat Group Awakens
Chapter 17

What if I can't find a girlfriend in the future?

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Meanwhile, Sasuke was surrounded by a group of girls from his class, all trying to win his favor…

However, Sasuke's attitude towards them was extremely cold, bordering on disgust!

"All of you, get lost!"

It was only after Sasuke flared up that the girls, led by Sakura, scattered. It's worth noting that Ino wasn't among them!

"Sasuke is so handsome!"

"Yeah, even when he's angry, he's still so cool!"

"Ah, I can't take it, he's just too handsome!"

At that moment, Sakura thought to herself:

You damn annoying girls, how dare you bother Sasuke!!! Sasuke is mine, all mine!!!

Didn't you notice Ino isn't even competing with me anymore?

Mikoto Uchiha: Sigh… Sasuke's temper is indeed a bit bad. How can he be so fierce to so many lovely girls? What if he can't find a girlfriend later? What then?

Fugaku Uchiha: There's nothing we can do. That incident probably hit him too hard! I'm afraid all that's left in his heart now is hatred…

Mikoto Uchiha: I really don't know what Itachi was thinking. Are we just going to stand by and watch them fight each other in the future?

Fugaku Uchiha: Sigh… I don't know either, but we should still trust our children! I believe they'll handle this well!

And just like that, the two couples finally saw the sons they had longed for…

Shisui Uchiha: The root cause of all this is the unrest! Little Sasuke could have had a wonderful childhood!

Fugaku Uchiha: That's enough, Shisui!

Mikoto Uchiha: Perhaps the only good news is that Sasuke seems to be quite popular with girls!

Fugaku Uchiha: Just a bunch of chattering kids, what good is that?

Kushina Uzumaki: Fugaku! Don't you know when you've got it good? Look at all those girls around Sasuke! Then look at our Naruto! Not a single girl around him! What if he can't find a girlfriend later…

Minato Namikaze: Hey, hey, hey, Kushina! How old is Naruto right now? Is there really a need to rush?

Kushina Uzumaki: You shut up! How dare you say that? You were already crushing on me back in the Ninja Academy! And now you're saying Naruto is too young and there's no rush?

Makoto Ito: Second Hokage, look! I told you the Fourth Hokage was already dating back in the Ninja Academy!

Tobirama Senju: This…

Hashirama Senju: It seems that young love really can help someone become Hokage!

Minato Namikaze: Ah, this…

Tobirama Senju: Big Brother, shut up!

Mito Uzumaki: Idiot, shut up!

Hashirama Senju: Oh…

At this moment, Hashirama Senju in the Pure Land couldn't for the life of him understand why everyone was telling him to shut up.

Did I say something wrong?

It's clearly true that the Fourth Hokage had young love, and then he became Hokage! Doesn't that prove young love helps you become Hokage?

And think about myself! Didn't I meet Madara when I was little?

Even though Madara and I are good brothers! It feels no different than sweet romance, that's all!

So, Hashirama Senju came to a conclusion: young love helps one become Hokage!

As for my younger brother? What? You're saying he didn't have young love, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend? He doesn't count!

However, these were just Hashirama Senju's thoughts; he didn't dare say them out loud.

Soon, Iruka-sensei walked in.

"Class, today we'll be discussing the practical applications of the Clone Jutsu!"

Iruka was a very dedicated teacher, diligently explaining the various techniques for using the Clone Jutsu to his students.

Listening to Iruka lecture, Makoto Ito couldn't help but yawn…

Sure enough, this habit of getting sleepy as soon as I'm in class is something I can't change, no matter what world I'm in!

Actually, the main reason was that he had already completely mastered the Three Body Technique at a proficient level!

Otherwise, if he had transmigrated here without gaining anything, he would probably be listening extremely attentively in class!

After all, he had never encountered cultivation before, so he would definitely be full of curiosity! But now, he understood all of this completely!

He had even mastered Ninjutsu more advanced than the Three Body Technique! So, he really couldn't muster any interest in the Clone Jutsu that Iruka was explaining.

Hashirama Senju: Practical applications of the Clone Jutsu???

Tobirama Senju: What the heck is this? Are schools teaching this kind of stuff now?

[Madara Uchiha: Heh, what did I tell you? I said this is just child's play! These kids are already so old, and they're still learning how to use Clone Jutsu! It's absolutely ridiculous! When I was their age, I was already on the battlefield killing enemies!] [Tobirama Senju: Madara Uchiha, shut your mouth! Maybe they just happened to be covering that topic today!] [Madara Uchiha: Hmph! I refuse to argue with you!]

Although Tobirama Senju didn't back down verbally, he couldn't help but feel a bit uneasy inside...

After all, when he first founded the Ninja Academy, it wasn't like this! Back then, he had taught many Ninjutsu to the students!

And most importantly, he had even created so many Forbidden Jutsu! Wasn't it precisely so that if someone exceptionally talented emerged, he could teach them directly?

Did they really think the Forbidden Jutsu Scroll was just for display?

If it was truly just for display, why would he have bothered painstakingly creating so many Ninjutsu?

Moreover, when he first founded the Ninja Academy, the school taught things that were genuinely useful on the battlefield!

Not just how to use Clone Jutsu!

How did it come to this, where the things being taught are getting worse and worse?

Judging by their age, they're probably close to graduating from the Ninja Academy, right? So what will their graduation exam be? It can't be the Three Body Technique, can it???

But can you really graduate from the Ninja Academy just by learning the Three Body Technique? Would a ninja like that even count as a ninja?

Monkey, what exactly is he doing?

This was the first time Tobirama Senju had felt doubts about Hiruzen Sarutobi...

And just then, in the group chat, the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, asked with some confusion.

[Hashirama Senju: Have you guys noticed that there doesn't seem to be a single student from the Senju Clan in the classroom?]
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