Wait Until I Woo Tsunade
Everyone was a bit confused... After all, the moment they arrived at the scene, they saw Chang Wei beating Lai Fu, oh wait, no!!! It was Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki beating up Itachi Uchiha...
Jiraiya frowned as he watched this scene, then turned his gaze to Makoto Ito...
"Makoto! What's going on?!"
Makoto Ito was somewhat helpless... Seeing the puzzled looks on their faces, Makoto Ito had no choice but to explain to them what had just happened...
"It's like this, like that, and so on, and so on... that's how things are..."
"I see!" Jiraiya scratched his head and nodded...
"Did you understand?"
"No!"
"What's the point of nodding without you!"
"Nonsense!!! You've been rambling on and on, how could anyone understand a word you're saying!!!! Can you at least give me a slightly more detailed account of what happened?"
Makoto Ito looked at everyone helplessly...
"I really don't want to explain to you guys! Because if I do, people will definitely say I'm padding the word count! It's really giving me a headache!!!"
Jiraiya was completely baffled by what Makoto Ito said!
"What nonsense are you spouting? What do you mean by 'filler word count'? I don't understand a word you're saying! I'm asking what the actual situation is on the ground right now!"
Makoto Ito pointed helplessly to Itachi Uchiha in the distance...
"These two were sneaking into Konoha, I don't know what they were up to! Then I spotted them and followed them, and Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma spotted them too..."
Jiraiya looked at Makoto Ito with some confusion...
"Then what?"
"And then this is what you see: Asuma covered in blood, Kakashi lying on the ground, vomiting uncontrollably..."
"And what about red?"
"Hong is my woman, how could I let her get hurt? What a joke!!!"
"Your woman???"
"That's right, is there a problem?! My dear senior brother!"
"Uh... if I remember correctly, Kurenai Yuhi's apprentice should be your girlfriend, right? And this girl named Uzuki Yugao should also be your girlfriend! How come you've even hooked up with Kurenai now?!"
"Yes! Is there a problem?"
Upon hearing Makoto Ito's words, Jiraiya swallowed hard...
I just feel like Makoto Ito is so awesome! I looked at Makoto Ito with a bit of envy...
"Junior brother is awesome! Can you teach your senior a couple of moves?!"
You can't learn my moves!
"Junior brother, my dear junior brother! Please talk to your senior brother! I'm begging you!"
"Alright then, when we go to find Tsunade this time, I'll give you a proper demonstration!"
"Why did you go to Tsunade to demonstrate?"
"Nonsense, there's no female lead, what am I supposed to act with?!"
"Hmm... that's true! Wait a minute!!! What did you say about the female lead? Are you going to seduce Tsunade?!?"
"Yes, is there a problem?"
"How can that be?! I have a crush on... cough cough... I mean, the age gap between you two is just too big, isn't it?!"
Age is not a problem, the most important thing is that we truly love each other!
"That might not work either..."
Makoto Ito glanced at Jiraiya with a half-smile...
"Senior brother, what do you mean by this? This won't work, that won't work. Are you against your junior brother picking up girls? Do you have a problem with your junior brother? Senior brother, if you have a problem with your junior brother, you can say so! Anyway, your junior brother is definitely not going to change!"
Jiraiya hearing Makoto Ito's words, Jiraiya awkwardly scratched his head...
Not far away, Kisame strode up in a flurry of activity! He was carrying a Samehada!
"Hey, you white-haired sleazy bastard!!! Damn it, my boss wants to pick up girls, and now he's even teaching you how to do it—that's him giving you face! Don't you dare push your luck! I'll chop you to pieces! From now on, show some respect when you talk to my boss, understand?!!!!!"
Don't think that just because I call you "senior brother," you're actually my senior brother! I'm giving you face; if I don't respect you by calling you "senior brother," I'll send you to your grave!
Kisame- like face suddenly loomed close, startling Jiraiya!
After all, it was truly baffling that a shark face would suddenly appear behind you!
Even a normal person would be startled!
"Holy crap, what the hell is this thing?!"
Jiraiya stared wide-eyed at Kisame, who was now right in front of his face!
Kisame stared at Jiraiya with his fish eyes...
"You're the piece of trash, your whole family are pieces of trash!!! Let me tell you, I'm not a piece of trash!!!"
Jiraiya a moment...
"So you're not a piece of trash after all... I see, you're not a piece of trash after all. I thought you were something else..."
Kisame scratched his head...
"You're not a thing, I am a thing!!! No, no, I'm not a thing... no, I am a thing! Even more wrong..."
"Damn it!!! My name is Kisame!!! You pervert, remember this, I'm Kisame!!!"
Jiraiya nodded along like a chicken pecking at rice...
"I know, I know... You're Kisame! So could you please step back a little? You're almost kissing me... Do you have some kind of special fetish?"
Upon hearing Jiraiya's words, Kisame awkwardly took a few steps back...
"I'm straight!!! Straight!!! Even if I like men, I wouldn't like an old man like you! You pervert!!! You're obviously no decent person!!!"