Kisame and Zabuza's Bizarre Conversation
(An extra chapter for "Li Donglai of the Dingwu Prince's Mansion"! Thank you for the completion! 666!!!!)
Jiraiya looked at Kisame, who was talking and trying to get closer, so he quickly took a few steps back!
"I know, I know! You're straight! You don't have any bad habits! You don't have any special fetishes! But could you please not stand so close to me?"
"You're standing so close to me, I'm getting flustered, Mr. Kisame. This could easily lead people to misunderstand that you're gay..."
Zabuza, overhearing their bizarre conversation, also looked over...
"Kisame! What are you doing here???"
When Kisame saw Zabuza, he immediately raised his head!
"What's wrong? Can't I be here?! Oh, it's you, Zabuza! Let me tell you, I've been influenced by my boss's Will of Fire! From today onwards, I'm working for my boss! What the hell are you doing here again?"
Zabuza's eyes lit up Zabuza hearing Kisame's words!
"What a coincidence! So you were also influenced by the boss's fire consciousness! Me too!"
"Damn, you're one too! What a coincidence! Let's exchange secret codes first!"
"Alright, Kisame! You go first!"
"Where the leaves dance! Zabuza, you finish the sentence!"
"The fire is out of control! Kisame, you finish the sentence!"
"The fire will spread to the entire village! Keep going!"
"Burn all the trees!!! Hahahaha, you really have been moved by the boss's Will of Fire!"
"Impressive! I must say, Zabuza, you are truly powerful. You were able to remember the boss's Will of Fire!"
"Likewise! Kisame, you're not bad either?! Didn't you remember that too?!"
"I'm truly impressed!"
"Keep it low-key! Keep it low-key! Hahahaha!!!"
And so, Zabuza and Kisame huddled together like two complete idiots and started laughing...
No one knew what the two of them were laughing about, nor did they know what this strange "Will of Fire" they were talking about was!
Jiraiya the side, dumbfounded!
Am I out of touch with the times?
Are all the Will of Fire in Konoha this bizarre these days?
What kind of Will of Fire is this?!
Is this how the Third Hokage teaches the next generation of the village?
No wonder he died! He deserved it!!!
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: So that's how it is! So Makoto used Kotoamatsukami to control Zabuza before?!]
Kotoamatsukami ... If I remember correctly, Shisui, this should be your Mangekyō Sharingan ability, right?! Did you pass this ability on to Makoto?
[Shisui Uchiha: No! This is an ability he awakened himself. His two eyes, one for hypnosis, the other for Black Room, were specifically created for picking up girls!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Oh, I see... Wait a minute!! What did you say? Picking up girls???]
What kind of bizarre thing is this?! Did the Uchiha Clan's Sharingan evolve specifically for picking up girls?! That's outrageous!
[Shisui Uchiha: Uh... Third Hokage, I advise you to think before you speak! After all, there are several other Uchiha Clan in this Chat Group!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Uh...]
[Madara Uchiha: You brat! I think you haven't had enough of a beating, have you?! You dare to slander the Sharingan of our Uchiha Clan!!! Today I'll show you what the Sharingan really is!!! Susanoo!!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: This... Senior Madara! I misspoke!!! I absolutely did not mean to slander the Uchiha Clan!!!]
In my eyes, the Uchiha Clan is the pillar of Konoha! The Uchiha Clan has been an inseparable part of Konoha since ancient times!!! The Uchiha Clan is glorious and powerful! I absolutely, positively have not slandered the Uchiha Clan!!!
[Madara Uchiha: Admitting defeat now? Too late!!! What the hell were you doing before?! You were probably laughing all the way to the bank when you wiped out my Uchiha Clan! Die!!!]
[Izuna Uchiha: Onii-chan! Me too! Damn it, how dare they say that our Uchiha Clan's Sharingan evolved solely for picking up girls! This is clearly slander against the Uchiha Clan!!! Susanoo!!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: I didn't, I didn't!!! I didn't slander the Uchiha Clan!!! I really didn't!!!]
Madara Uchiha: Stop explaining! Today I'll tell you straight to the point!
I just don't like the look of you! I'm just making up an excuse to beat you up!!!
Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...
No matter how you explain, it's no use! Today, I'm going to Hiruzen Sarutobi a pulp! Not even the Sage of Six Paths could stop him, I said it!!!
Hiruzen Sarutobi: I...
[Fugaku Uchiha: That was awesome! Awesome!!!]
Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!!!
Beating up the Third Hokage —that's been my dream for years!!!
I've waited so long, and today has finally come! I've dreamt of this for so long, and it's finally come true!
"My two ancestors, wait for me!!! Susanoo!!!"
Minato Namikaze: Alright! Alright!!! No matter who beats up the Third Hokage, I, Minato Namikaze, will definitely stand up for him!!!
Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie... Immortal magic!!! Get the dried kidneys!!!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: Fugaku! Minato! How could even you two... Ahh...
[Madara Uchiha: You dare call yourself "this old man"?! You dare call yourself "this old man" in front of me?!!!! Chibaku Tensei!!!]
[Hashirama Senju:!!! The Madara!!! Stop it!!! Little Konoha's gone again!!!]
This is terrifying! The guys are so incredibly enthusiastic! I woke up to find myself owing so many chapters for no apparent reason!
I mean what I say! I'll update like crazy if there's a gift!!!
As long as I don't die, I'll keep pushing myself to the limit!
Let's go!!! No drafts! I'm starting to write right now!!!