Madara Uchiha: Holy shit!!
Tobirama Senju: Holy shit!!
Hashirama Senju: Holy shit!!
Izuna Uchiha: Holy fucking shit!
Minato Namikaze: I can't even bear to watch!
Kushina Uzumaki: This...
Madara Uchiha: The Nine-Tails brat can't even use the Clone Technique????
Hashirama Senju: Hey, hey, hey, Madara! He has a name! He's not called the Nine-Tails brat—he's Naruto Uzumaki!
Madara Uchiha: I know! Is what he's called important right now? What's important is that he can't even use the Clone Technique!!! Isn't that way too ridiculous?
Tobirama Senju: I'm telling you, Fourth, your son's strength is really far too lacking compared to yours! I mean, you were at least a genius student at the Ninja Academy back then! How did your son end up with such absurd talent?
Minato Namikaze: This...
Hashirama Senju: Fourth Hokage, don't be too upset! After all, your son is the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki! Even if he can't use a single ninjutsu, he'll still be able to destroy the world with ease in the future!
Tobirama Senju: Quit talking nonsense! Brother, do you really think that with his current strength, he'll be able to control the Nine-Tails in the future? Are you kidding me?
Hashirama Senju: Wasn't I just trying to comfort him? Why did you have to tell the truth? Tobirama! I've realized that you really don't understand how people work at all!
Minato Namikaze: ...
Naruto had never been particularly popular at school to begin with. Now that he had failed to obtain a Ninja Headband, even fewer people paid him any attention. He could only sit alone on the swing, watching as the other kids at the academy all received their Ninja Headbands one after another!
Seeing this, Makoto Ito broke free from Ino and Hinata's pestering and walked over to Naruto.
"Yo! Naruto! This doesn't