Naruto: The Konoha Chat Group Awakens
Chapter 8

Gifts from the Big Shots

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Makoto Ito's liver ached with anger at Fugaku Uchiha's words!

[Makoto Ito: Damn it...]

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted group member Fugaku Uchiha for three minutes!]

[Makoto Ito: You damned jerk! How dare you look down on this Group Leader? If it happens again, I'll permanently close the Black Room, and you'll never get out in this lifetime!!!]

That damned flat-faced, unkempt bastard! How dare he look down on me? Go eat sh*t!

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has received Expert-level Three Body Technique!]

[Mikoto Uchiha: ?????]

[Madara Uchiha: Well, I'll be!]

[Hizashi Hyuga: 666!]

[Hashirama Senju: The Group Leader's got something special!]

At this very moment, in the Pure Land, Fugaku Uchiha's liver was practically exploding with rage upon seeing this message!

"Damn it, if you don't like it, then don't claim it!!! That bastard kid!!!"

After Makoto Ito clicked to claim it, he suddenly felt a strange energy surge through his entire body, completely transforming him. Even his thoughts began to change...

Things about the Three Body Technique that he hadn't understood before instantly became clear!

And in the next moment, Makoto Ito found that he had completely and skillfully mastered the Three Body Technique!

[Makoto Ito: In short, this kind of childish stuff definitely won't do! Don't try to pass off little tricks anymore! This Group Leader isn't so easily fooled! If you're going to give something, at least show some sincerity, right?

While I'm not asking you to give away your ultimate techniques, you should at least offer a few decent ninjutsu or something! What's with something like the Three Body Technique?]

As expected, after the Fugaku Uchiha incident, everyone had initially considered just giving some random item to appease him. But seeing Fugaku's fate, they all put away their petty thoughts and meticulously pondered what they should offer.

After another period of silence, everyone finally decided what they would give Makoto Ito. It wouldn't be anything too precious, but it certainly wouldn't be trash like the Three Body Technique...

In that instant, messages in the group chat flooded in all at once!

Makoto Ito looked at the chat panel in his mind, his eyes practically gleaming!

These big shots were finally sending gifts!

"Heheheheheheheheheh..."

Makoto Ito looked straight at the group chat panel.

[Hashirama Senju has gifted Chakra x3 to the Group Leader!]

[Tobirama Senju has gifted Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique to the Group Leader!]

[Madara Uchiha has gifted Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique to the Group Leader!]

[...]

Makoto Ito watched the messages scroll by in the chat box, one after another, but the more he read, the more disappointed he became...

He had originally hoped these big shots would give him some of their signature techniques, right?

Although what they gave wasn't bad, it certainly wasn't great. Makoto Ito knew it was unlikely to get forbidden jutsu, Wood Release, or Sharingan from these big shots on the first try, but he still held a tiny glimmer of hope...

However, it seemed his hopes were somewhat dashed now.

And so, Makoto Ito clicked to receive each of these items one by one.

He instantly felt his Chakra more than triple, and in a flash, he learned two ninjutsu!

All I can say is, group chat is awesome! Group chat is eternally divine!

Makoto Ito instantly felt his back straighten significantly!

And what followed in the group chat truly gave him quite a surprise!

[Minato Namikaze has gifted Top-tier Chakra Control Technique to the Group Leader!]

[Izuna Uchiha has gifted Chakra Fire Nature Transformation to the Group Leader!]

[Sakumo Hatake has gifted Lightning Release: Ground Flash to the Group Leader!]

[Kushina Uzumaki has gifted Four Symbols Seal to the Group Leader!]

[Mikoto Uchiha has gifted Chakra Earth Nature Transformation to the Group Leader!]

[Shisui Uchiha has gifted Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Fire Technique to the Group Leader!]

[Might Duy has gifted Eight Gates Formation: First Two Gates to the Group Leader!]

[...]

Makoto Ito was utterly stunned by this sight! These big shots were truly amazing! They were too cool!!!

[Makoto Ito: Hahahaha! Seniors, you're far too kind! Thank you, seniors! With such generosity, it would be rude for me, a junior, to refuse!!!]

And so, Makoto Ito furiously clicked "receive"!

[Makoto Ito: Boss is so generous! Boss is awesome! May you, my great brother, have good fortune like the wind on an auspicious day! May you have a bountiful year and month like a kite! May you grow in wealth, riches, and longevity! May your life be as long as mountains and seas...]

Hashirama Senju: ????? Madara Uchiha: ????? Tobirama Senju: ????? ...

Watching Makoto Ito's shameless display, the various powerful figures in the Pure Land all shook their heads, chuckling.

This kid really changes his tune quickly! As soon as he sees a benefit, he transforms instantly!

At this moment, Fugaku Uchiha, who had just been released from the Black Room, had no choice but to send another gift to Makoto Ito, all to see his longed-for son.

Fugaku Uchiha gifted Mastered Shuriken Jutsu to the Group Leader! Makoto Ito: Oh my, Senior Fugaku, you're too kind! How can I possibly accept this? The Group Leader has received Mastered Shuriken Jutsu!

Everyone looked at Makoto Ito's actions, all of them both amused and exasperated.

"This kid really is... where there's milk, there's a mother! Give him a benefit, and he calls you 'senior'! Don't give him anything, and he's calling you 'bastard' one moment and 'damn you' the next!"

Minato Namikaze: Group Leader, you've received everything, so can you enable vision sharing now? Madara Uchiha: That's right, kid, hurry up and turn on vision sharing! Hashirama Senju: Exactly! Makoto Ito: Alright, alright, I get it! What's the rush?

The next moment, shared vision resumed, and the people in the Pure Land could once again see the outside world!

And at this very moment, Makoto Ito was in an excellent mood!

After all, he had made a huge profit from this whole exchange! Not only had his Chakra, ninjutsu, nature transformation, taijutsu, genjutsu, sealing jutsu, perception, and ninja tools... all these things received a comprehensive improvement!

He could now completely say he was a five-sided warrior! Even if this five-sided shape might be a bit small, that is!

But it was no big deal! He had so many powerful figures in his group; he would have plenty of time in the future to acquire all their good things for himself!

Makoto Ito had gone from being a small Karami who hadn't even graduated from the academy to a ninja with Chunin-level strength in less than ten minutes!

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