Vault 404.
Reading Room, B4 Level.
Having finally finished editing and uploading the update files, Chu Guang browsed through the feedback from players and cloud players beneath the post.
Passerby Melon Eater: "Where's the version number?! When exactly is the update coming?! (Going crazy)"
Little Angel Ayanami: "Get to work, you dogshit dev! What happened to the few remaining bugs? Are you fixing them or not?"
Professional Pig Farmer: "Dad!! Give me a closed beta slot!"
Thunder Mage Professor Yang: "Borrowing this post to advertise! Ergonomic gaming pods! The basic model comes with a helmet recline stand, with optional vital-sign monitoring, nutritional maintenance, assisted metabolism functions, and more, so you'll never wake up hungry or desperate to pee again! Buy now and get two physicals for free. DM me if interested!! (Grinning)"
Raiden Shogun: "Holy shit, Professor Yang! Be careful if you buy from him. This bastard's a cloud player—he hasn't even played this damn game."
Ye Shi: "Believe it or not, this guy actually counts as an old player. (Smirk)"
Fang Chang: "I think whether he's played the game is less concerning than whatever tricks he might pull elsewhere. I suggest filing a police report first. (Side-eye)"
Thunder Mage Professor Yang: "Damn it! That's prejudice!"
Tyrannosaurus Warrior: "Brother Guang, can you give me a helmet? I promise I won't cause trouble once I'm in the game. I just want to see if it's really that realistic. T.T"
Authentic Water Heater: "Me, me, me! I want to ride a mammoth!!! QAQ"
Stuffed Full: "Brother Guang, can you give me a trial pass? I just want to go in and take one look! Just one look!"
Wei Ba: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! That thing's huge! (ω)"
Rou Shan Da Mo Mo: "When we loaded that thing onto the ship, it nearly stomped