Qin Yi felt that Yao Guang should have been the person in the world who understood Liusu best.
But the current Liusu...
In his mind surfaced Liusu's earnest instructions before he had set out: "There won't be any danger on this trip... but if you get abducted into the harem and made the Heavenly Emperor's Imperial Concubine, remember to stay on top and take pictures of her twitching to bring back for everyone's amusement. If that thing ends up torturing you with a whip instead and disgraces our Household, just wait and see how we deal with you when you return."
Actually, everyone had wanted to say that bringing back that sort of thing would not amuse them at all...
Li Qingjun had even more reason to say: What the hell was so amusing about watching her own niece twitch?
Qin Yi's response was... forget it. What was there even to say?
In any case, seeing Yao Guang before him wearing that little expression of having everything in hand, Qin Yi sighed. "Fine, detain me if you want. We have plenty to discuss anyway, and it can't be settled in a few words."
"Heh?" Yao Guang smiled. "I'm detaining you, not keeping you as a guest, yet your head is full of discussing matters? Do you want me to arrange two maidservants for you too?"
"Then what do you want? Lock me in solitary confinement, tie me up and hang me?" Qin Yi threatened, "Let me tell you, if you restrict my movements, this door will be blasted—"
Yao Guang cut him off. "You're the one in my hands right now. Why does your attitude make it seem as though I'm the one in yours?"
"I came here to talk, not to be captured by you."
"What's the difference? You