It Exploded? Shrek All Turned into Eunuchs

Another day passed, and Dugu Yan also absorbed a ten-thousand-year Soul Ring across ranks.

Tang San and the others were green with envy.

They then begged Raiden Shogun to cook for them.

They had all made preparations, sealing the back door shut.

This time, they were all going to undergo a qualitative improvement!

A ten-thousand-year Soul Ring—they would obtain one as their third Soul Ring!!

How many people would envy that?

Starry Sky was somewhat puzzled.

He had clearly put so much laxative into the Shogun's food.

These people had been eating it for days without the slightest improvement in strength, so why did they still gather around the Shogun's pot whenever it was mealtime?

This stuff really did nothing for them. Did they enjoy the feeling of letting it all out?

Whatever.

It was only a few meals. Even if they kept shitting for an entire month, an entire year, Starry Sky refused to believe they still would not give up!

"Ahhh~! It... it's coming again!"

After Yu Yuanzhen and the others had eaten their fill, they were no longer as panicked as before.

They even carried their bowls of food, eating as they headed toward the small rivers nearby.

As though they had gone through countless drills.

On Shrek's side, they clearly showed signs of an imminent torrential release, yet they remained at their posts without moving an inch.

The Shogun was surprised by this and kindly filled their bowls with food.

Starry Sky sensed that something was wrong.

Could these Shrek bastards be planning revenge?

Did they want to unleash a torrent right at the dining table and make everyone here suffer with them?

Starry Sky did not dare gamble on the character of the Shrek people. He quickly pulled Underworld and Mei away.

Zhu Zhuqing and the others hurriedly followed.

That left only the Shrek group and Raiden Shogun behind.

"Haha! Third Brother, your sieve really works! I... I feel so blocked up down there, but I just can't let it burst out. You have no idea how... how awful this feels..."

Ma Hongjun said, his face red from holding it in.

"Little San, let's work hard together. Today, we'll absorb all the medicinal effects in this food into our bodies, and afterward, we'll become outstanding among men!"

"Hold on!"

They gripped each other's hands, like good comrades on a battlefield facing an army of thousands together.

They held on with all their might.

In the end, no one knew whose front suddenly fired off a beam.

It was like a water gun.

It struck Zhao Wuji directly in the face.

Zhao Wuji was dumbfounded. What was this?

Then one beam after another shot out, each incredibly powerful.

They were standing in a circle, facing one another.

With everyone firing wildly forward like that, no one managed to dodge in the end.

Every one of them was hit by that evil attack!

Tang San let out a miserable cry of "Ah!"

His hand was immediately stained with blood and flesh.

It was already difficult enough for them to endure the discomfort in their bodies.

How could they have had time to care about anyone else?

When they heard that explosion, they thought someone's plug in the back had failed.

And then burst out.

So they did not let go of each other's hands and continued to hold on bitterly.

Then, one after another, they exploded.

Miserable cries rang out continuously, and they were in terrible pain.

But the worst was yet to come. No matter how good Tang San's sieves were, the human body had a great capacity for expansion.

Especially the back.

In the end, everything they had held out for vanished with the sound of a wine cork popping from behind them.

When they came to their senses, every one of them looked miserable.

They were finished! With no one to treat them, they were all ruined.

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai were doing relatively okay; they had both been with women before.

But Oscar and Tang San felt like crying without tears!

Especially Tang San. In his previous life at the Tang Sect, he had devoted himself entirely to secretly learning the Tang Sect's secret arts and had never had a girlfriend.

In this life, he had become a eunuch!

Fucking hell!

Tang San wanted to kill someone!

Unfortunately, he truly could not kill a single person on Starry Sky's side.

He could only silently endure this pain.

Still, he had hope.

This world possessed miraculous powers. Perhaps some treasure could restore a person's body to its original state?

Although he could not gain any improvement from the general's food, Tang San had Innate Full Soul Power and Twin Martial Souls!

As long as he persevered, becoming a Titled Douluo would still be easy enough.

By then, he would be one of the most powerful figures in this world and could do whatever he wanted!

"Huh? It seems my soul power has reached level thirty?"

Just as Tang San was thinking that his fate was in his own hands, his body suddenly trembled. His soul power had risen from level twenty-nine to level thirty?

In the original story, Tang San had only reached level thirty after coming to the Star Dou Great Forest to help Oscar obtain his third Soul Ring.

But now, he believed he had reached level thirty because he had eaten the general's food.

After all, the final level of every realm was a bottleneck, and breaking through was difficult.

"Could it be... because I blocked it up and made the food stay in my body a little longer, I... I leveled up! This method... it actually works!!!"

"Hahahaha... It really works! It really..."

Tang San was about to cry.

He had paid so much and sacrificed so much, and he had finally gained a level!

The others were wildly envious. "Third Brother, why were you the only one who leveled up?"

Tang San shook his head.

But he gave a faint smile and said, "This time, let's give it another shot. I think merely blocking it isn't enough—we need to lock it shut. No matter how violently it erupts inside, our backsides must remain unmovable!"

Leveling up felt unbelievably good.

Besides, they felt that the front had already exploded.

They no longer had many reservations.

Everyone shuddered from head to toe, but they still nodded heavily.

They wanted to become stronger far too badly!

Next, Tang San directly made something resembling a pair of iron briefs.

Even the part used to plug the entrance was over ten centimeters thick.

After putting it on, they locked both sides shut with padlocks.

With the strength of a human body, it was simply impossible to remove those iron pants.

As for the front still leaking?

They felt that was no big deal.

As long as it did not come pouring out in an unstoppable flood, they would be fine.

When Starry Sky saw this, he could not help giving Tang San and the others a thumbs-up.

Damn...

That really took incredible willpower to pull off, didn't it?

At any rate, Starry Sky knew he could never do it.

So, in order to reward them, Starry Sky mooched around the general's wife and replaced all the prepared seasoning bottles.

Those seasonings looked like seasonings, but Starry Sky had tampered with them.

Ninety percent of their contents were laxative ingredients.

He felt that laxatives alone were not entertaining enough.

He also added some insanely spicy stuff, as well as medicine used to breed horses...

Hopefully, Tang San and the others would enjoy it.