"Brother Shen Brother Jin, you're here. They're just here to cause trouble. Just teach them a lesson."
Miao Shubai hurried over to report. When she saw Shang Qian holding Shen Jin's arm, her expression grew a little awkward.
It's her!
Every night, she shows up in Brother Shen Brother Jin's bed, on his sofa, in front of his TV, on his coffee table, beside his window.
She's so hateful. If I ever get a chance, I'll do the most vicious thing possible to her... take her place!
Hmph!
Although Miao Shubai thought this, she showed none of it on her face. She was no longer the girl who wore every emotion on her sleeve.
"Who was shouting that everyone gets a turn as lord, and tomorrow it'd be his household's turn? Let me take a look. Who's tomorrow's great lord?" Shen Jin asked teasingly.
The man who had shouted earlier lowered his head even farther.
He didn't know shit about being a lord. He had just heard the line "Everyone gets a turn as emperor; next year, it's my turn" while watching Journey to the West and adapted it on the spot.
He thought Shen Jin wouldn't see him if he hid his face.
Little did he know, back in school, the lower someone ducked their head, the more likely the teacher was to call on them to answer a question.
"You! The one burying his head like an ostrich. You, you, you! You're the one who said it, right?"
After Shen Jin singled him out, the man raised his head with a bewildered expression.
Then he looked around in confusion, utterly failing to understand the world.
Then he pointed at himself.
He spread his hands.
"Me? I don't know. What's going on? How did I end up here? Isn't