Primordial Chaos: Card Draw Chat Group, I Clear the Pool in One Shot
Chapter 38

Are You Happy to Tease Me, Big Shot?

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Yun Miao: "What a shame, we can't see the battle between the Devil Race and the Dao Ancestor. Also, I've read a lot of Primordial World novels before that say Dao Ancestor Hongjun screwed over Ancestor Qiankun and the others. I wonder if it's true?"

Liu Feng: "No one knows that. Maybe it's true! Maybe it's false. Who can say? In the end, the victor was Dao Ancestor Hongjun."

Lin Fengjiao: "I really want to witness the Dao Ancestor's presence."

Lin Fengjiao didn't care about all that. He was a Daoist at heart, and the ancestor of his ancestors was no longer a legend—how could he not be excited? It was just a pity he had no chance to see the Dao Ancestor's presence in person.

Zhang Sanfeng: "Truly a shame. This is probably the last time the Dao Ancestor will make a major move. It'll be hard to see him act again in the future, right?"

Ying Zheng: "It's hard to imagine what a battle between these powerhouses looks like. Is it really world-shattering?"

Tsunade: "I used to think my grandfather was already incredibly strong. Ever since I joined the Card Draw Group, my worldview has been completely reshaped. Compared to these great beings, battles in the ninja world are no different from kids fighting."

Yun Miao: "Sister Tsunade, you're giving the ninja world too much credit. In the Primordial World, even two kids—no, even an ant fighting—would be stronger than them!"

Tsunade: "..."

Miao Miao, do you have to be so harsh! Even if what you say is true, at least save me some face!

Liu Feng: "If you want to see these great beings fight, there'll be plenty of chances later. Once my strength grows and my master becomes a saint, I'll stream it for you!"

Liu Feng's use of borrowing his master's authority was masterfully smooth.

But the group members didn't feel any contempt—instead, they were envious and jealous.

After all, they wished they had such a powerful master too. Then they'd go around showing off as well!

Yun Miao: "Brother Liu, what's your current strength? How's your Mythic Method cultivation going?"

Liu Feng: "Sigh, don't even mention it. I haven't even completed the first stage of my Mythic Method. It's too discouraging.

And after I told my master, guess what? She actually cultivated the Primordial Qi. Sure enough, my master really is the Lead Female Protagonist of some era—her talent and comprehension are just too heaven-defying."

Yun Miao: "How is that possible? Brother Liu, didn't you draw the Heaven-Defying Comprehension Buff? How come you still..."

Liu Feng: "Didn't you see the '1.0' after it? It means the Heaven-Defying Comprehension Buff hasn't reached max level yet. My guess is, to instantly comprehend the Mythic Method, you'd need a max-level Heaven-Defying Comprehension Buff. Unfortunately, the current card pool probably can't draw that!

By the way, Miao Miao, you're the Admin. Do you know when the later card pools will unlock? Or what conditions are needed to unlock them?"

The group members were both interested and uninterested in this question. It was because even the most basic card pool required them to work hard to gather enough mission points, and they didn't even dare to think about the later ones.

But a Big Shot was different—he set his sights on the later card pools right away. The first four weren't enough for him anymore!

Sigh, the gap between people really is huge! Of course, the gap between worlds is huge too!

It was hard to imagine what it would be like if they were born in the Primordial World. After thinking about it, they definitely couldn't compare to the Big Shot.

After all, they didn't have that kind of luck!

A Big Shot is a Big Shot because their Fortune is heaven-defying!

What did they have?

Nothing at all!

Yun Miao: "I checked. There's a prompt saying it's because the number of draws isn't enough, so it can't be unlocked yet! Image, jpg!"

Yun Miao posted a screenshot of the unlock conditions for the later card pools in the group chat!

After the group members saw it, they were left helpless.

The special-level draw required 100 draws to unlock the next card pool. One draw cost 100,000 Points, so that added up to 10 million Points!

They were helpless!

It seemed they could only rely on the Big Shot. They had no hope.

Even if they sold their world, they probably couldn't scrape together enough for one draw, let alone a thousand.

Liu Feng was also a bit speechless. "A hundred draws, 100 million Points. How long will it take me to save that up? Would one top-grade Primordial Spiritual Treasure be enough?"

But if someone really had a top-grade Primordial Spiritual Treasure, who would sell it to the Card Draw Group?

Unless they were an idiot.

Besides, this was just the special-level draw. There were so many more card pools after that—where would he even get the truly good stuff?

Yun Miao: "Brother Liu, I found some special card pools that unlock at specific times, but it doesn't say when those times are! Screenshot, jpg, screenshot, jpg, screenshot, jpg..."

Yun Miao sent several more images, all of later special and limited card pools. On each one, there were only three words: "Unlocks at a specific time!"

The group members didn't hold out any hope. These had nothing to do with them anyway. Without enough Points, even if they unlocked, only the Big Shot could draw now.

Liu Feng: "Looks like I'll have to wander around the Primordial World after my strength goes up. There are so many places that need Points! I'm afraid even 100 million or a billion Points won't be enough!

Sigh, it's just too hard!"

Group Members: "..."

Big Shot, is it really okay for you to be this Versailles?

If it's too hard for you, then what are we?

Are we not even ants?

Especially Qian Renxue, who felt the deep malice of the world.

She can't even scrape together a thousand points, and the Big Shot's goal is already a small target—a small target up! How can the gap be this huge?

I can't go on living!

I want to destroy this world.

Qian Renxue is already showing signs of going dark.

If the Group Members found out, who knows what they'd think!

Wang Ye: "Big Shot, don't say anymore. If you keep going, I'll really feel like a pauper!"

Ying Zheng: "This Lonely One is no different. I thought unifying the six kingdoms and bringing the world under one rule was something, but now, what is this of mine? What is my world worth!"

Lin Fengjiao: "I'm the same!"

Tu Shan Ya Ya: "Brother Liu Feng, you're too discouraging!"

Tsunade: "Don't want to talk!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "Boundless Heavenly Venerate, this poor priest... this poor priest..."

Xiong Ba: "Big Shot, may you live for a thousand autumns and ten thousand ages, unifying all realms!"

Group Members: "..."

Forgot there's a bootlicker here too!

You're really not fitting in, you know that? We're all crying poor, and you're over here licking boots. Do you really think you're the only one who can do that?

Liu Feng was helpless too.

This Xiong Ba, no wonder he could become the master of the Underworld Society—he really has some tricks up his sleeve!

Liu Feng: "You guys don't have to be like this. As long as you do good deeds and upgrade your worlds, won't the points steadily increase? Don't look down on being poor now—once you're used to it, you'll get accustomed to it!"

Liu Feng threw in a cheeky jab!

Group Members: "???"

Big Shot, are those even human words?

Does being cheeky make you that happy?

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