Rage Fucking ( ) Produces Miracles (Part 1)

Nicholas David, a figure both loved and hated by captains in the Main Branch World, is young (?), yet he's already gone to great lengths for Mihoyo. Look at those few strands of white hair on his head—they're all from his...

(Slap! Stop bragging! If you don't get off the commentary stage, I'll dismantle your Mihoyo!)

At this moment, Brother Dawei Honkai Branch World, is facing a very awkward problem.

"Will this really attract girls?"

Yes, in this world, Mihoyo is an idol agency. It was founded by a group of otaku who love beautiful girl idols and work tirelessly to cultivate idols. However, they have encountered the biggest problem before opening for business.

For every idol, there has to be a sucker, cough cough, a kind and enthusiastic girl willing to play the initial role, right?

The problem is, putting aside whether they can even recruit them, a small firm like theirs, which has just been established, lacks sufficient funds and basic resources, making it unlikely that they can attract outstanding girls.

"Is it really better to be down-to-earth and start with logistics?" Brother Dawei looked at his colleagues who were at a loss and fell into deep thought.

However, just as he was about to give up, a clear voice rang in their ears. "Excuse me, are you still hiring here?"

A white-haired girl wearing sunglasses and a mask pushed open the door and walked in, followed by a helpless-looking gray-haired older woman.

One day ago—

"Ugh, my body is a little sore." Xing got off the tram, rubbing her aching joints, and returned to this disaster-prone city— Changkong City.

She held the sleeping Crimson Kite's Wings in her arms; at first glance, it looked like a doll. The dormant Little Te was placed in the backpack on her back.

Ah, just to clarify, Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu have been diligently working overtime in the Stigmata Space on Xing's character design, and they've now managed to adjust Xing to a teenage girl's body type. (She can also transform back into a loli).

Finally, I don't have to be a weak, submissive loli anymore, but now I'm a weak, submissive girl again...

Fearing that her extraordinary charm would attract unwanted attention, Xing wore a mask and sunglasses to completely cover her face. However, in the sweltering summer heat, this strange outfit undoubtedly drew more attention from passersby. Coupled with the approachable nature inherent in her "Charm Domain," several boys had already approached her to chat up.

Among them were some perverts on the train who wanted to do that, but before they could even make a move, the vigilant Mortal Tribulation Difficult to Cross immediately controlled their consciousness, and they started performing a striptease on the train. Then, they were reported by the onlookers and I heard that they were later arrested and detained by the police.

So she persevered for a short while, but Xing, who was afraid of the heat, went to a coffee shop, took off her mask and sunglasses, lay down on the seat, put her backpack and Crimson Kite's Wings aside, and prayed for the protection of the air conditioner.

"Miss, may I ask what you would like..." The waiter had just walked over when he was drawn to her long white hair and heterochromatic eyes. When he saw her delicate face, damp with sweat, he felt a jolt in his heart, as if an arrow had pierced it.

"One strawberry cake and one iced fruit tea, extra cold, please." Xing frowned slightly, her voice carrying a hint of coldness. The waiter immediately snapped out of his daze, hurriedly apologizing to her before rushing away.

"Sigh, being too beautiful is a mistake too," Xing complained helplessly, looking at her jade-like hands.

Considering it's summer, she's wearing a dress and sandals. Having transformed herself so many times, she's not so resistant to women's clothing anymore, not because she likes wearing it!

Although they are surprisingly comfortable to wear, no wonder so many content creators on Bilibili like women's clothing.

Fortunately, through the two small mounds of fat on her chest, she stared blankly at her toes sticking out of her sandals. What should she do next? She was supposed to investigate, but she had no clue whatsoever. Should she go to an agency and become an idol? Putting aside the fact that would be incredibly embarrassing, once she became an idol, she would be subject to strict restrictions; she wouldn't even be able to eat Mapo Tofu!

Ah, here's something You Hui found on Baidu Baike.

An idol generally refers to a person with charisma and a following. In Japanese, an idol typically refers to someone who works in the entertainment industry, such as singing, performing arts, acting, or voice acting, and is admired and followed by young people for their personal charm (often described as cute or cool). In Japan, it is traditionally considered an independent profession.

In people's typical impression, idols are singers who sing popular music and are popular throughout the country. However, people in other performing arts can also be called idols, and idols can also be involved in multiple different performing arts at the same time.

Idols don't always need profound skills in a specific area; a certain level of personal charm is enough to become an idol. For example, modern idols don't require extensive singing abilities, so in the idol world, songs that emphasize cuteness have gradually replaced the status of Japanese pop music.

So, after learning that becoming an idol doesn't necessarily mean singing well, Xing felt a little less pressure, but at the same time felt a little more desperate. Damn it, if it's difficult, she has a reason to quit!

However, thanks to the training of the Arin Sisters, she has finally overcome her tone-deafness and her singing is now listenable.

"If I join the agency, my schedule will be out of my control. Someone like me will definitely be a hot attendance representative..." Sachi was on the verge of tears. She preferred wearing armor and beating up the enemy on the battlefield to singing and dancing on stage in cute clothes!

"Your coffee and ice cream, please enjoy." The waiter's voice interrupted her thoughts. Sachi picked up her spoon, scooped out a bite of cake, and put it in her mouth. The wonderful sensation filled her entire mouth, and Sachi showed a happy smile. So delicious!

"So cute..." the waiter muttered to himself, staring blankly at the pretty face.

Fortunately, she quickly finished the cake and drank the herbal tea in one gulp, then grabbed her things, put on her mask, and left.

I hope I won't encounter any unspoken rules or exploits, otherwise, I'll be responsible for even more deaths.

"Ugh, it's so hot outside. I've decided, before I start my investigation and become an idol, I need to find a place to stay. Let's go check out the real estate agency."

Standing on the scorching street, I pulled down my mask and was so hot I could hardly speak. It was so hot, I thought I should ask Tesla for a miniature cooler.

Her luggage was all stuffed into the four-dimensional backpack of the Guidance Module, otherwise she wouldn't be able to carry so much luggage at once with her current strength. "I need a secluded place that won't be found by ordinary people, preferably with a lake or something nearby, as long as there is water."

However, after looking around the real estate agency, he couldn't find a suitable property and had to leave in disappointment.

As Xing watched the sunset gradually rise on the horizon, she silently thought, "Maybe I should find a hotel across the water."

The girl, who was looking for a place to stay, was unaware that from the moment she stepped into the city she had saved several times, a pair of eyes had been watching her intently.

Half an hour later—

"I'm very sorry, Luming Lady, you are not yet 18 years old and cannot check into a room." The receptionist regretfully returned her ID card. Lu Meng's face turned ashen. Didn't I ask that lobster to forge a suitable one for me? Why is she only 16?!

Now I can't even stay in a hotel, what should I do? Mortal Tribulation Difficult to Cross by directly controlling consciousness? Hmm, I don't have much energy, I'll conserve it as much as I can.

She had some pocket money she had saved up, enough for her to live on her own for a while, but she would be in trouble if she couldn't find a legal place to live.

I bought a fast food bento from the convenience store, and sat on a bench, watching people come and go, while hugging the Crimson Kite's Wings tightly in my arms.

"I'm a little lonely, little Crimson Kite. Although I used to go out often, I always had someone to keep me company. But this time, I'm really all alone." The girl gently stroked the plump Crimson Kite's Wings. Hungry, she kept opening her beak and rubbing her head against her master's palm, begging for dinner.

Sachi held the vegetable bento she had bought to the Crimson Kite's Wings's mouth, and it immediately began to eat with delight. Watching her pet devour its food, the girl smiled gently and smoothed the feathers on its back. "Although I know that Sakura and the others have always cared about me, so I am not lonely, I am still not used to living alone. Fortunately, I have you and Little Te."

"Sigh, I've been busy here all afternoon, and I still haven't found a place to stay. I'm so useless." Xing dejectedly raised the Crimson Kite's Wings she had just finished eating, stared into her small eyes, and asked, "Little Crimson Kite, do you think I shouldn't have left St. Freya Academy?"

"Goo?" Crimson Kite's Wings tilted its head in confusion.

The girl chuckled self-deprecatingly, "Yeah, I haven't learned bird language yet, and you can't understand me either, so how could you possibly answer me?"

Crimson Kite's Wings couldn't understand its master's words, but it could sense its master's loneliness. So it spread its short wings and pounced on its master.

"Pfft~" Xing was amused by her silly actions. "Are you trying to hug me? You're barely half my size, so cute. By the way, you're growing way too slowly! When will I finally get to eat my Kung Pao Chicken?"

That's what they say, but Xing has already developed deep feelings for Crimson Kite's Wings, and no matter what, it's impossible for him to kill and eat her.

Just then, two small yellow HOMU ears peeked out from the backpack beside her. "Little Xing, special Honkai Energy has been detected nearby. Please find a secluded place to transform."

"Ah, as expected, I told you it was too peaceful today, and it still came." Xing sighed helplessly, then used the "Mortal Tribulation Difficult to Cross to set up a barrier on the Crimson Kite's Wings, warning, "Be good, stay here, I'll come back for you after I've dealt with the enemies." After saying that, he hurriedly left.

Crimson Kite's Wings blinked its little eyes, watched its master leave, then walked into the nearby bushes and lay down to sleep.

—Build up!—

Even as night approaches, the city is as bright as day, with dazzling lights illuminating the streets. But how many unknown shadows are hidden where the light cannot reach?

In a dimly lit alley, a delicate rose grows on the mud, its faintly glowing blossoms creating a stark contrast with the surrounding filth.

The knight in red and blue slowly walked into the alley, glanced at the rose bush in the distance, pondered for a moment, took out the Drill Crusher, transformed into gun mode, and then filled the Phoenix Fullbottles.

"Since it's for dealing with plants, fire should be surprisingly effective, right?"

"Phoenix!" Ready Go! Vortex Break!"

A fireball gradually condensed at the muzzle of the gun. As if sensing the threat, several thorny vines overturned the garbage heap, revealing the skeletons hidden underneath, and flew rapidly towards the knight.

"Goodbye, you disgusting guy."

Pull the trigger, and a blazing fireball roars out, burning the alien rose in front of you, along with the sins it committed, to ashes.

"The collected ingredients are not many, barely enough to fill Fullbottles. It seems to be a relatively new product... Phew, a stroke of luck. Let's get out of here before the police arrive."

She quickly left the scene and luckily found a place without surveillance cameras to deactivate her transformation. When she returned to the place where she had placed the Crimson Kite's Wings, she found that she was gone.

"Didn't I tell you not to run around? That stinky chicken, I'm going to pluck all its feathers when I find it!" The girl activated her Honkai Vision and followed the trail left by the Crimson Kite's Wings.

Passing through the bustling commercial street, Sachi arrived at a secluded alley. Looking at the dark road, Sachi couldn't help but feel nervous. She gripped the Judas Bracelet on her wrist tightly and mustered her courage to go in.

The alley wasn't long, but she remained vigilant, paying close attention to her surroundings, and slowly walked to the end, where a faint light appeared before her eyes.

"Manager, where did this chicken come from? It looks delicious. Can I eat it?" A boy's voice came from behind. He sounded like a cheerful young man and seemed easy to fool.

"Hmm, put the knife down first. I feel like this fat white chicken looks familiar. Where have I seen it before?" A familiar female voice entered the girl's ears, and her body trembled involuntarily.

At the end of the alley is a small bar. I don't know why it was built in such a remote location. I wonder if there will be any customers.

However, Xing had no mind to think about those things at the moment. She walked to the door of the bar and gently knocked on it.

A white-haired, blue-eyed boy opened the door. He was momentarily stunned when he saw the beautiful girl in front of him, then blushed and looked away, stammering, "I'm sorry, Raven's is not open to minors!"

Hmm, he seems to be a pure and innocent young man.

"Please move aside," Xing said calmly, with a hint of command in her tone. The boy obediently made way.

Stepping into this small bar, you are greeted by a cabinet full of fine wines, and the interior decoration is also unique, completely mismatched with its exterior.

Fortunately, she didn't pay attention to any of that. Her eyes were fixed on the gray-haired woman who was sitting in the main seat mixing drinks. The woman noticed her gaze and looked up at her with a puzzled expression.

"Hey, little sister, I don't offer alcohol to young girls like you here. Drink this milk and go back to sleep." The gray-haired older woman pushed out a glass of milk and pointed it at Xing.

Sachi took a deep breath, walked up to her, bent down, and said in a voice only the two of them could hear, "Excuse me, may I hire you, Raven? No, Miss Natasha Siola?"

Crimson Kite's Wings, tied to the cutting board beside him. "..."

"Ah, I'm sorry, this is my pet. Please allow me to take it back first." Xing felt a chill run down her spine from the resentful look in Crimson Kite's Wings's eyes, and then quickly untied her.

Natasha Siola: "..."

The working boy. "..."

Author's Note—

Fortunately, the only Divine Key that can be summoned now are the Mortal Tribulation Difficult to Cross and Judah; the others are all bound to Stigmata and cannot be used.

Ah, Star of Eden consumes too much mana; it's unusable right now.

At the end of this chapter, the original character Kane Kaslana makes her official debut!