Fox Lady, I Like You!
Build Base One —
Kane sat on the floor, popping a ham sandwich into his mouth while watching a live stream on his phone. The pink- Fox-Eared Miko on the screen was actively interacting with the viewers, though the scene was a bit...
"I don't know why, but I feel like Luming is even more alluring dressed like this. Hmm, I hope she won't know if I send 'I really want to touch Luming's head' in the comments?"
"The information has been recorded. Should I relay it to her, Mr. Kane?" Little Te appeared from the side.
"Whoa! No, no, no! She'll kill me!" Kane cried out in alarm.
"As per Master's request, I've made some adjustments to your driver. Please keep it safe." Little Te handed him the driver, his iron fist supporting it. Unlike before, the gear logo that originally belonged to Build on the Build Driver had been replaced with a dragon-head gear logo from Cross-Z.
"Thank you, Luming. She's really thoughtful in some ways," Kane said, stroking his symbol.
Little Te tilted his head, not understanding why his emotional index had suddenly increased. "Master left you a message before leaving. Do you want to hear it now?"
"What kind of information is it?" Kane asked curiously.
"Your zipper hasn't been zipped up since yesterday. If you keep doing this, she'll fill your closet with skirts." Little Te played the recording that Xing had left behind.
"Huh? Why didn't you say so earlier?!" Kane looked down and his face instantly turned as red as a monkey's bottom.
"She forgot," Little Te explained, looking at Kane, who was frantically banging his head against the wall, completely bewildered. "Her emotional index continues to rise..."
—It is the beautiful and intelligent Yae Miko!—
PS: This dividing line is temporarily rented by the Yae Hall.
"Hmm, it's hair dye and colored contact lenses. Hmm? Was my last appearance really like me? Hehe, guess!" The Miko put a finger to her lips and smiled slightly at the camera.
"She's so alluring! This woman is just too, too, too amazing! She drives me crazy just with her expressions!"
"Luming-chan, could you sing a song? A tip is no problem!"
"Wife, I love you!"
The barrage of comments was filled with messages, but among them were a few that were clearly malicious. The girl frowned slightly, and the staff understood immediately and kicked them away.
It was probably because Brother Dawei had made prior announcements that a large number of people flooded in as soon as the live stream started. The number of people startled her. "Hey, I only posted two videos, how come there are so many people?"
She shared her question with the audience, and the comments section was flooded with responses—
"Because Luming is so cute! We were captivated by you at first sight!"
"Ah, well, I don't know why I can't refute that. Anyway, thank you all for your support. Just to clarify, Luming doesn't mind if you call me by other names, but anything like 'wife monster' will be punished. Luming is still a minor, so if you don't want to be imprisoned, you'd better control yourself~" Yukina Misetsu patted the camera and said with dissatisfaction.
"Is she really a minor? Luming looks so small!"
"Oh right, I'd guess she's around 1.5 meters tall, so she could barely be considered a 'big loli' (a term for a petite girl), right?"
"Three years minimum, death penalty is not a bad deal!"
Xing was trembling with anger. Pointing at the camera, she said viciously, "You! I curse you to have zero drops in dungeons and guaranteed pity drops in every gacha pull when you play Yugi!"
(You can't say that! Hey, Sougo, what's wrong?)
(Hahaha! Keep going, I just did a 10-pull and got 7 Yae Miko! They're all at max constellation now! Come on, say a few more words, I'm going to pull for their exclusive weapons too!)
(Damn! I tried it too! And I actually got it... How come there are seven 77s? I already have them all at max constellation!)
"Huh, you guys say you have bad luck and want me to draw cards for you? Is that okay?" Seeing the request in the comments, Xing awkwardly turned her face to the side. It's true that she has good luck, but wouldn't that attract a lot of people asking her to draw cards for them? Too much trouble, no thanks!
"Come on, Luming, it's just a matter of moving your fingers. This is one of the unique parts of the live stream~" After receiving the private message, Brother Dawei sent someone to hand her a tablet computer and synchronized the screen. The girl hesitated for a moment, then slapped the ten-click button with her paw.
"Go for it, Luming! If you can pull the featured character this time, I'll be your fan forever! I hope you don't pull the wrong character again..." The big spender sent the comments with tears streaming down his face.
"Hmm, not too much to ask, just pull all the ones featured in this episode." Just before the gacha results were about to appear, the Miko maiden waved the ceremonial staff on the tablet a few times, as if bestowing a blessing.
A golden light flashed, and his heart jumped into his throat. The next second, that incredibly familiar figure appeared before him.
"Damn it! It's you again!" He was instantly furious and slammed his phone to the ground. But the next second, a dazzling golden light shone on the broken screen again.
"What?! Two gold characters in ten pulls?" His heart jumped again, and the next second, the character he had been longing for finally appeared in his field of vision.
"Hey, I won!"
Before he could even feel happy, the golden light shone again.
The third, fourth, and by the fifth barrage, the shrine Miko, noticing the comments were starting to go wrong, shook her scepter and said, "That's enough, stop!"
The golden light abruptly stopped.
He stared blankly at the screen, and it took him a long time to react before letting out a roar that almost tore his vocal cords apart.
"Boss, what's wrong?" The underlings guarding outside rushed in to check on their boss.
"Did you see her? Tell the brothers to be careful from now on. If any of them dare to harass her, chop off their hands and feet!" The gang leader of Changkong City ordered his underlings while holding his phone.
"Yes! Hey, boss, you're watching Luming's live stream too?" The underling noticed the blind spot.
"Huh?" A gang leader surnamed Chen narrowed his eyes. "Slacking off at work, huh?"
"No, boss, Miss was watching too, so..." The underling instantly showed his survival instincts.
—After cleaning my ears in the shower, there was a big wet blob—
The live stream was deathly silent. Everyone silently pulled out their phones, thinking that they would never have to worry about not being able to ship their goods again.
The live chat exploded with comments—
"This is a shill! It's definitely a shill! Unless you help me get a free turn!"
"Get out of the way, you upstairs! I'll go first!"
"Let's take this lucky fox home first! I'm going to drain all her luck out of her!"
Xing looked at the chaotic comments with embarrassment, "Ahem, it was an accident, really just an accident. Don't tell me to draw cards, you guys will use up all my luck!"
Finally, they were forced to draw cards for two and a half hours straight, their fingers were almost numb from poking around, but the audience was satisfied and almost exhausted.
—Sponsored by the Yae Hall—
"Hi everyone, next up is Luming's day trip to Changkong City. Well, it's called a day trip, but it's really just a casual stroll. Brother Dawei gave me the budget, so I can do whatever I want, but the studio is short on funds, so I'd better use it sparingly."
On the streets of Changkong City, a stunningly beautiful Fox-Eared Miko, ignoring the stares of those around her, ate a skewer of fried tofu while speaking to the drone above her head. One has to admit, this is typical of an idol studio made up of tech geeks; they actually created a live-streaming drone – it's really outrageous.
"And for some reason, the budget for costume design is exceptionally generous. On my very first day at Mihoyo, they made me ten different outfits. Honestly, if I hadn't stopped them, they were planning to continue." Yukina Misetsu slapped the uncle who was about to sneak up on her, and he painfully withdrew his groping hand.
"Who is this bastard?"
"Isn't this near my house? I'm going to go and beat this stinking fat pig to death right now!"
"Hey upstairs, I live nearby too, count me in!"
Xing's eyes twitched as she looked at the comments on her phone. She quickly tried to dissuade them, saying, "Everyone, calm down. Don't lose your temper. Fighting in public will get you detained. Please don't do such a thing for Luming!"
"Luming is such Little Angel!"
"Thank you Luming. I just came to ask for your autograph. I definitely won't hit you. Hey, where's my kitchen knife?"
"Go chop some vegetables first, okay?"
The perverted middle-aged man glared hatefully at the girl who was interacting with the audience. Just as he was about to turn around and run away, he felt a sharp pain in his foot, lost his balance, and fell to the ground.
He was thrown around, seeing stars, and as he struggled to get up, the Fox-Eared Miko stepped on his chest, looking down at him condescendingly. "Hey, old man, you don't want to get arrested and taken to the police station for attempted assault on a minor in public, do you?"
The Miko looked at him with a half-smile, then moved her bare feet, clad in wooden clogs, down and kicked him hard in the bulging belly, making his stomach acid churn in pain.
In his despairing gaze, the Miko's small foot moved down a little further, then lifted high. Just as it was about to fall, she withdrew her foot in disgust. "Fine, for a pervert like you, doing this is actually a reward, isn't it? I don't want to get myself dirty."
The comments section erupted in an uproar—
"Did anyone see clearly how that fat pig fell down?"
"Um, it seems that Luming threw out the bamboo skewer she had left over after eating fried tofu, and it stuck in his leg."
"Huh? How is that possible... Holy crap, he really does have it on his leg!"
"Damn it, I was planning to secretly knock Luming unconscious and carry her back, but now it seems like she's pretty strong."
People around looked over. The perverted uncle noticed their disdainful looks and let out a desperate wail. He had harmed countless young girls, but today he had finally met his match.
"Bye-bye, trash~" Seeing a number of girls with resentful expressions emerge from the crowd, the Miko stood in front of the zebra crossing, smiling and waving at him. As she waited for the green light to pass, she suddenly felt a cold wind coming from behind. Instinctively, she turned to the side, and a brown-haired boy (?) who wanted to pounce on her brushed past her and rushed out onto the main road.
Just then, a car sped toward the boy (?). With the front of the car almost within reach, she closed her eyes in despair, but unexpectedly, a hand grabbed her collar and quickly pulled her back from the brink of death.
"Are you alright, little brother?" Xing Nayu patted her head. She looked very young, probably still in junior high school. Are all kids these days so direct?
"Huh?" The still-shaken boy (?) patted his flat chest, about to thank her, when he heard her address him and exploded in anger, "Go to hell, little brother! I'm a girl!"
"Huh?" Xing blinked, looked her over, coughed a few times, and asked with concern, "Are you alright, little sister?"
The boy—no, the girl—was so angry she almost vomited blood. "Little sister my foot! I'm an adult!"
"Um... I can't tell at all." Xing Zi for a moment, then shook her head. "By the way, have we met somewhere before? Your appearance and voice seem quite familiar."
"Huh, really? I have absolutely no recollection of it." The girl lowered her head, trying to remember where she had seen her before.
Faced with this unexpected turn of events, Xing shrugged and was about to continue the live stream when he noticed the same sentence being typed in unison on the chat:
"Holy crap, a mob heiress! Run, Luming!"
Fortunately, her body suddenly trembled, and she realized where that sense of familiarity came from. The girl patted her shoulder from behind, a sly smile playing on her lips, "Fox Lady, I like you! So, want to go on a date with me? I'll pay for everything~"
Author's Note—
The image above is a drawing of my idol, Yuki, by a reader using AI.
An oven that wishes to remain anonymous has officially made its debut!