A Trip to the Zoo with Little Angel (Part 1)

As we all know, in the Main Branch World, someone once said that we shouldn't always associate voice actors with characters. Although his suffix has changed from JPG to (sensitive words that can't pass censorship), people still like to associate their favorite characters with voice actors.

When discussing the voice actors for Honkai Impact 3rd, one cannot overlook—

(Erotic little chrysanthemum!)

(Slap! Someone, throw Wang Han out to keep the assassin company! Honestly, he learns bad habits instead of good ones.)

Tiny Hanser clung to the Miko like a koala, his little hands moving restlessly, revealing a lewd—or rather, satisfied—smile. "Hehe, miss, pretty miss..."

Xing: "..." This is quite different from the coward in the Main Branch World. This is Hanser living in the comments section, right? The old lady she remembered wasn't this perverted. This is exactly the version that some people have in mind, right?

"Please have some self-respect, Miss Chen." Seeing her burying her head in her chest, which was slightly larger than hers, and sucking wildly, Xing helplessly tapped her head. "I'm not a lesbian, please don't do this. And—"

Xing glanced up at the drone beside her. "It's still live streaming. Is this really a good idea?"

To be fair, if such an adorable little girl were to cling to her, Sachi would definitely be very happy. But the problem is, she vaguely sees Yae Sakura holding a hatchet and Luna...

"It's okay, I don't mind," Hanser mumbled, burying her face in the small facial cleanser.

"Sigh, you're paying for everything, right?" Xing picked her up and asked seriously.

"Hmm, that's right! I can buy you anything you want~" Hanser gave a meaningful smile, "Just be a good girl and let me take care of you!"

"Let's go to the buffet first!" The excited Miko carried the bewildered little girl and ran all the way, while Brother Dawei had to speed up the drone to barely keep up.

"Boss, is it okay to Luming?" the photographer asked tremblingly. "And, I won't lose my job, will I?"

"Probably not..." Brother Dawei looked worried, his tone uncertain.

"Are you referring to Luming's safety or my job?" The photographer was almost in tears.

Build Base One —

Natasha and Kane stared in silence at the little girl clinging to Sachi.

"Manager, I saw some comments on the live stream saying something about a gangster's daughter. Is Luming alright?" Kane looked anxiously at Natasha. "Should I go help her?"

"There's no need for that." Natasha yawned. This girl has amazing stamina. I was so tired last night that I fell asleep, but she's still so energetic. Next time, I'll just go for the highest setting.

"The little one has been through far more than you have." Natasha glanced at Kane, who seemed uneasy. "I can see you have some stories, but compared to her, you're just a hothouse flower."

"Huh? What exactly did Luming go through?"

"Well, let her tell you herself. We'll see how you do then~" Natasha seemed to have thought of something, a mischievous smile spreading across her face. She deliberately lowered her voice and whispered to Kane, "Let me tell you something, this little guy has a lot of suitors, and they're all very outstanding people~"

P. S.: Natasha didn't mean it that way, she was just teasing her.

Kane's face flushed red, and he loudly protested, "Shopkeeper, I didn't mean that!"

"Don't be so quick to dismiss her. After all, not many people can resist the charm of this little one. Keep it up! If she's willing to tell you her story, that's a sign that she completely accepts you," Natasha encouraged, wanting to add a little trouble for Xing.

—This dividing line is sponsored by Silly Pervert, who bought You Hui's hands and feet—

Wow, Luming can eat so much!

"You have such a big appetite, I can't believe it!"

"I felt like the boss was secretly crying."

"Shouldn't the focus be on Luming feeding the Little Angel milk?"

"You call this kind of person Little Angel?"

"Fallen angels are still angels!"

A heated argument was taking place in the live stream, but the two people who had become the focus of the discussion were completely unaware. The Fox-Eared Miko stretched out two jade fingers, pinched a cream stick, and put it into the Silly Pervert's mouth. The other man's small mouth kept moving, and he swallowed the two jade fingers into his mouth, his pink little tongue licking them incessantly.

"(Hmph, how about it, powerless to resist this move, right... What?!)" Silly Pervert raised her head, only to find that the Miko was not flustered at all in the face of her actions. On the contrary, she looked like she was enjoying it. Not only that, she also used her two fingers to pinch her tongue, open her mouth, and played with it in her hand.

Fortunately, she was facing away from the camera. Due to her size and the angle, the live stream only showed a limited view, so the viewers were unaware that the usually domineering Little Angel had run into trouble today.

"What a disobedient little thing~" The Miko narrowed her eyes, looking at the blushing, dazed loli, withdrew her two fingers covered in fragrant liquid, lifted her chin, and whispered, "That little mouth of yours is already a mess~"

"Later we'll go to the hotel, let you (7 words omitted), then we (N words omitted), then (N words omitted again), and finally (N words omitted again). How about it, little guy?"

"Evil, a demon!" Silly Pervert looked at her in terror, his golden eyes filled with fear. He thought she was an easy-to-please guy like Xiaoyuan, but she turned out to be an old fox. He miscalculated!

She tried to run away, but the Miko gently pulled her back. "Don't rush off! You said you wanted to go on a date with me, and a young lady's date can't end so abruptly. After we replenish our energy, let's go to the next place!"

"Dad, save me!" the little girl cried out in her heart as she was being held in her arms.

The comments at this moment—

"Why do I feel like the Little Angel was instantly defeated by Luming?"

"Be more confident, and remove the 'seems'."

"Uh, it's rare to see our Little Angel get into trouble, everyone hurry up and record it, we can't miss it."

Inside a building, the underling looked fearfully at his gloomy-faced boss, unsure of what to do.

"Outrageous!" Boss Chen slammed his hand heavily on the table, furious.

"Calm down, boss, there's no need to stoop to the level of a little girl!" the underling quickly advised.

"That little girl went out to play without telling me beforehand, it really makes me so angry!" The old father clutched his chest, saddened by his daughter's rebelliousness.

Brother: "..."

Noticing the complicated looks in his subordinates' eyes, Boss Chen coughed awkwardly a few times and turned to look at the screen. "Well done. I can't hit or scold this girl normally, so it's good to make her suffer a little. Tell the brothers not to worry about her, just keep an eye on the young lady's safety."

—I will always love ( )! —

"Thank goodness it's just the zoo." Silly Pervert looked at the ticket booth and breathed a sigh of relief. If they had actually gone to a hotel, she would have been doomed.

"It's your turn! Hurry up and buy the tickets! I want to go in and see the giant pandas that the Changkong City recently borrowed!" Xing urged Silly Pervert anxiously, her voice brimming with excitement.

Oh, there's something I forgot to mention, about the relationship between Shenzhou and the Far East.

Fortunately, while studying history, I discovered that in the Honkai World, there is no World War I or World War II, only various events caused by the Honkai, so some things are very different from those in the Main Branch World.

For example, the Japanese people who are living a good life here are a vassal state of our Shenzhou. Yes, you heard right, a vassal state.

Therefore, both Changkong City and Canghai City are under the jurisdiction of our Shenzhou!

As for why Brother Dawei and others set up a studio here, they explained it this way: because the rent is cheap here, it's close to the manufacturing market, and it reduces the need for infrastructure construction... Anyway, they said a bunch of things that Xing couldn't quite understand.

"Ah, pandas!" Silly Pervert got excited when he heard this. After all, they are national treasures, who wouldn't love them?

The two bought their tickets with great enthusiasm and entered the zoo, struggling to move forward in the crowded streets under the scorching summer heat.

"Wow, it's Luming and the Little Angel!"

"Here! Here! Everyone come quick!"

Many visitors who happened to be visiting the zoo found them and gathered around, offering them drinks and ice cream. Some even held up giant parasols. The shrine maiden, feeling unbearably hot, took the Miko offered to her, stuck out her tongue, and began to dissipate heat.

"Thank you everyone, Luming loves you all~" Xing, who had recovered a little, made a heart shape with her hands.

HP+999999999

"Can we take a picture together, Luming?"

"Can I sign this?"

"May I shake hands?"

"Can I be your dog?"

"No problem... Wait, did something strange get mixed in?" The girl smiled and fulfilled all the fans' requests, but she couldn't hold back when she saw the silly boy clinging to her leg and acting Silly Pervert.

"Your public image has collapsed!!!"

"Hey~ Wow, those legs are so white and long, I could play with them for a year and never get tired of them!" The little girl, who had forgotten the pain of her past wounds, rubbed against them vigorously, and the people around her looked at her with envy, wishing they were cute girls too.

Left with no other option, Xing could only turn to the camera and ask Brother Dawei, who was watching the drama unfold, "Please temporarily shut down the live stream for 5 minutes. The following scenes are a bit inappropriate for children."

"Should we turn it off?" the photographer asked.

Brother Dawei calmly took a puff of his cigarette. "Shut up my ass. Don't you even know who her father is? We can't afford to offend him."

So, at Brother Dawei's instruction, the drone quietly turned around and moved the camera away.

Thank you, Teacher Tom, for your cameo appearance!

Five minutes later—

The Silly Pervert had received a free joint stretching session, lay obediently on the Miko's back as they arrived at the long-awaited panda enclosure, surrounded by fans.

Seeing the black and white panda lying by the pool, seemingly questioning its existence from the heat, Xing put Silly Pervert down and stood in front of the railing, intently watching the giant panda below.

"It's so nice. I don't have to worry about anything. I just sleep and eat all day. Although the space I can move around in is so small, I don't have any worries about survival. It's truly blissful," she murmured to herself in a voice only she could hear.

Thinking about it carefully, isn't my attitude towards Kiana and the others a bit like raising pandas?

I don't want them to be exposed to the darkness of the world too early, always having to solve the most difficult parts on their own. If they do this, Kiana and the others won't grow much, and when they face real cruelty later, the blows they suffer will be even greater.

Xing fell into deep thought. Should she learn to let go? After all, this was their story, not just hers. One person's strength is limited, but the combined strength of everyone is limitless.

After all, she represents the bond that connects everyone in the Fire-Chasing Squad.

However, just as Xing was pondering this, Silly Pervert was perched on the railing next to her, watched with great interest the giant panda lying by the pool, seemingly wondering about its existence. "Wow, it's an adorable giant panda! I wish I could get close to it, hehe. It would be best if I could catch one as a pet!"

Thump!

The sound of a screw falling rang out. Before Silly Pervert could react, the railing beneath her loosened, and she fell forward uncontrollably, tumbling down the mountain with a thud.

The little girl, who was dizzy and seeing stars after being hit, felt sore all over and couldn't muster any strength. To make matters worse, she found that she had rolled right to the edge of the pool.

Hearing the commotion and noticing her unexpected presence, the giant panda slowly sat up and crawled towards her. Only at this moment did Silly Pervert realize that the panda was a powerful beast, not a cute pet.

The little girl silently closed her eyes and held her breath. She had heard that bears don't eat dead people, so pandas should be the same, right?

(What if it takes a bite? This claim has no scientific basis, please don't believe it!)

"Don't move. It has a gentle nature and is probably full now. As long as you don't provoke it, it won't attack you." A calm voice entered her ears, Silly Pervert immediately opened her eyes. She saw Xingye jump down and slowly approach her, gently picking her up in front of the panda.

The black and white dumplings curiously observed the two of them, but showed no intention of going up to play with them. The zookeeper arrived in time and led them away through the safety exit.

"Hey everyone, please pay attention! When observing animals at the zoo, never get too close to the fence, and never lean your body against it. This little girl is a perfect example!" After leaving safely, Xing helped Silly Pervert had fallen and injured herself, to clear her meridians while also giving the audience some educational information.

"Why do I feel like if the Little Angel isn't around, Luming can play with the panda?"

"+1, Luming has that combat power value."

Seeing these comments was a bit disheartening. "Who would want to play with a bear for no reason? Only a madman would do that. (Although I did beat a bear down once.)"

—I will be back!—

Jackal rubbed his lower back, subconsciously recalling the scene of being kicked and smashed by Sachi last time, and his kidneys instantly ached. "Damn Sachi Kaslana, I'll send you to my experimental table one day!"

The Raven's figure appeared behind her. "Hey, about the test subject you asked me to find last time, I've found a suitable candidate."

As she spoke, Raven handed her the tablet computer. A portly, lewd-looking man appeared on the left half of the screen, while on the right half, there was an adorable giant panda.

"Tsk, can't you be normal for once?" The Jackal was displeased, but still handed the two black bottles to the Raven with the cat. "Remember, everything is for data collection."

"Understood~" Raven put down the two cats in the laboratory, turned into smoke, and left the place.

Author's Note—

The Little Angel is so cute!

Looking forward to the collaboration with the songstress! (It's still in the preparation stage, let's wait until Bubble Rabbit Tank is released before making a decision.)