Xing: There's a Pervert! (Part 2)

"Coo coo coo—"

On a branch in the woods, a pigeon was perched and cooing when, a second later, it was shot down by a syringe.

As the motorcycle sped past under the tree, Yuki contentedly put down the pistol Ai-chan had given him—even though the bullets were syringes, it still worked quite well.

Don't you know he hates pigeons the most? Those pigeons who dare to delay updates should be roasted!

Especially those unscrupulous authors who ask for tips but update very little!

"Achoo!" In the Main Branch World, a diligent little girl who was writing suddenly sneezed. She pulled out a tissue, wiped her nose, and sneezed again. "Did I catch a cold while staying up late recently? I'll go to sleep after I finish this chapter."

A teleportation portal quietly opened behind her, and a blonde girl emerged, secretly tapping her on the head with a small pink hammer.

"No rest allowed, until my story is written out..." You Hui resentfully inputted Xingxin's experiences into her mind.

"Wow, I've got another idea!" The Silly Loli, who had just been feeling sleepy, suddenly shuddered and continued to diligently type.

Returning to the Honkai Branch World—

The silver-haired girl, whom we'll call Silverwing for now, was cautiously making her way through the rainforest Silverwing she suddenly heard the roar of an engine behind her. She instinctively turned around and saw a red motorcycle speeding past her, so fast that she couldn't even see the driver.

"Ai-chan, did we just pass by someone?" Sachi asked casually.

"Huh, no way?" Ai-chan was fast asleep on his back, mumbled a reply before continuing to sleep.

Silverwing: "..."

Someone actually dares to race in front of me?

This is intolerable!

Set!

After a series of sound effects, the Magnum armed Ya Ya hopped onto a branch, switched its gun to sniper mode, and silently aimed at the motorcycle speeding away in the distance...

"Take this!"

Bang!

After a gunshot, the trees in the rainforest fell one after another. Silverwing jumped down from a tree, bewildered, and looked around warily. "Who's there? Come out!"

Five minutes later—

Silverwing looked at the fallen trees around him, but heard no sound for a long time. Just as he was wondering what was going on, he felt a breeze blow past him and his waist suddenly felt lighter.

"Thanks~" Zero Time, in his ninja armor, waved the Magnum Buckle in front of her as if showing off, then disappeared in a flash.

Zero Time: "NICE! I tried drawing with the Fever Buckle a hundred times, and finally got one that looks pretty good!"

"Huh?" Silverwing was dumbfounded. Her Magnum armor vanished instantly, leaving her blank body. She stared blankly at the empty Desire Driver. What happened? Where's my Magnum Buckle? Where did my huge Magnum Buckle go?

Just then, the Yugi system interface popped up in front of her. "Congratulations on becoming the first player in this Yugi to have their belt buckle taken away by another player through non-violent means. You have achieved the achievement [The First Sucker] and are rewarded with a random belt buckle."

Then, a small magenta box landed in her hands.

Silverwing: "Damn it!"

She remembered that voice; she'd heard it before during a team-building event in the archives. "Hmph, we'll settle the score after this Yugi is over!"

No, I won't wait until the Yugi is over. I'll show you the consequences of offending Bronya!

Silverwing pushed the box open with annoyance, and a light blue triangular buckle came into view.

"Water Gun? Can you use that for fighting?"

——Divider——

While speeding along, Xing suddenly saw the Yugi system screen pop up in front of him. "It has been detected that you have won rare buckles multiple times. Therefore, in order to improve the gaming experience for other players, you are now prohibited from obtaining buckles through the lottery."

"What?" Ai-chan had just woken up, rubbed her eyes in disbelief and stared at the screen. "How is this possible? I definitely didn't set up such a program. It must be BBB! That despicable guy would do such a thing!"

"It's nothing, just a clown. True strong people never care about such things." Xing only glanced at it indifferently before turning his attention to the road ahead.

"Boss, isn't your reaction a little too calm? Shouldn't a normal person panic for a moment and then gradually adapt when suddenly faced with this kind of unexpected situation? Or are you actually expressionless like Bronya before?" The Artificial Stupidity started gossiping.

"As I said before, I've just gotten used to it," Xing replied calmly.

"Can you get used to this kind of thing?"

"Ai-chan, if you were to become human, although in my opinion the only difference between you and a normal little girl would be that you're a tiny bit faster, when you first came into this world, you were caught up in an incident, and after resolving it with your own abilities, you suddenly found yourself in danger again. After surviving a near-death experience, you went out on a mission with your friends, only to find yourself in danger once more..."

"After a while, anyone would get used to it and gradually adapt to this exciting lifestyle. Once they leave, it's like Himeko leaving the sake; she's become addicted to it."

Ai-chan blinked and rested her head on his back. "Boss, I suddenly feel sorry for you."

Upon hearing this, Xing smiled, but it was unclear what was hidden in that smile.

"Don't call me boss, it sounds too unfamiliar."

"Okay, Little Xing!" Ai-chan was about to say that when Yuki enthusiastically added, "Just call me Young Master, it sounds much better than Boss!"

"Yes, young master..." For some reason, Ai-chan suddenly felt a little sad, but she quickly cheered up. This was a good start, wasn't it? Her future boss's attitude towards her had clearly changed. Keep it up!

As the Propeller Vanguard, a group of Chariot-class Honkai Beast appeared on the only way to the Game Hall.

P. S.: It's as tall as a building.

"I hope I can get some equipment that lets me experience hand-to-hand combat," Sachi prayed, inserting the Fever Buckle into the Desire Driver.

"Monster!"

After the exciting sound effects, the Monster Armor was fully donned, and the fox's compound eyes turned blue.

I punched him, and when the two large gauntlets collided, I felt a significant increase in the strength in my hands.

"Extreme Inch Power - Thunderclap!"

There were no fancy or flashy moves, only compressed punches aimed at combat.

The tiny knights seem insignificant in the face of the Honkai Beast' enormous bodies, yet these tiny knights are able to knock them down with a single punch.

Wow, the Monster Buckle's power is so strong! With just one punch, it can easily knock down such a large group of monsters. Its level must be the same as the thruster, right?

"Boss, be careful! The Monster Buckle's characteristic is—" Ai-chan, who had been thrown onto the Propeller Vanguard by someone, megaphone-shaped her hands and shouted to Asahi, "It releases all its accumulated power at once and then falls into a deep sleep! In other words, it's the same as a thruster!"

"Huh?" Xing stared blankly at the armor on his body. A sound like a baby yawn rang in his ears, and then the monster armor on his body suddenly dissipated, leaving only the Extreme Fox's original body.

Grass

The Chariot-class Honkai Beast got up one after another. Although they only had a sliver of health left, according to the Yugi, as long as they still had a little bit of health, they were still in their prime and their attacks were unaffected.

Just as he was about to use his high mobility to dodge, four figures suddenly appeared in mid-air and joined the battle.

"Final attack ride..." The Heart Rider, clad in magenta armor and wielding the Desire Driver, voiced himself as he passed through card-shaped light screens and delivered a powerful Rider Kick that slammed into the car's head.

"Finsh Time!" A certain Time King, out of interest, also followed suit, using his Knight Buckle to unleash his initial form's Knight Kick.

"The Law of Victory have been determined!" Only one genius physicist chose to go against the grain, gliding along a parabolic trajectory and unleashing his signature knight kick, defeating the enemy in one blow.

Luckily, I was on the ground. While pressing the lever of the Fever Buckle to pull the buckle out again, I looked up at the Rabbit-Head Rider in the air using the Build Buckle. What's going on? Was my account hacked? And who is that magenta cat-headed knight next to me?

"No, that's the real deal. And don't ask death questions!" The black- Dragon-Head Rider with a pink hammer suddenly appeared beside him and hit him with the hammer.

"That voice... You Hui?" Xing was stunned, touching his fox helmet and looking at her incredulously.

"Yes, it just so happens that the archives department has a team building activity recently. I originally asked you to participate, but I found out that you were playing this kind of Yugi, so I simply changed the team building activity into a group participation in the Desire Competition. How about that, senior, am I very clever?" You Hui winked at him, although he couldn't see it through the leather hood.

Xing paused for a second, then grabbed her by the neck and shook her violently, "Get out of my world! I'm just playing a Yugi, can you please stop messing around, senior!"

Damn, now he knows where those random guys came from. So Ai-chan just wanted to make a normal Yugi, but you guys messed around and turned it into Ryuki, right?

"It's Jihu, the new Kamen Rider. Remember to log in to the chat group from time to time, otherwise you won't know some things." You Hui didn't argue with him much, just patted his shoulder and turned to leave. "That BBB is a villain I dragged from the new Honkai Impact 3rd event. We'll all beat it up then, just for fun during this team building activity. But before that, let's play the Yugi well, and then we'll have a feast."

"Senior, just how powerful are you...?" Sachi watched her departing figure speechlessly. Please tell me how I can become as powerful as you?

"Take your time, don't rush." You Hui seemed to be able to hear his inner thoughts, and turned his head to give him a light look. "Right now you can only use these low-dimensional powers. True Order Emissary do not rely on these."

Just as Sachi was about to ask further, a red figure descended from the sky. The Dragon-Head Rider using the Dragon Rider Buckle landed behind You Hui. Sachi noticed that their head armor was basically the same except for the color.

"Hey kid, stay away from my wife." Wang Han drew a Dragon Saber using the Dragon Rider's belt buckle and issued a warning.

Bang!

A sound like an egg cracking rang out, and all the males present instinctively clenched their legs. Wang Han froze, then slowly lowered his head to look at the foot that was kicking towards his groin.

"Instead of learning from assassins, why are you starting to call your wife all over the place?" You Hui withdrew his leg in disgust, then looked at Xing, who was trembling beside him. "Hey, lend me the thrusters."

Fortunately, she gave it to him decisively. Satisfied, You Hui tucked it into her belt, and the small pink hammer in her hand suddenly grew larger, transforming into Giant Warhammer. "Now, it's my moment to shine!"

For some reason, Xing suddenly felt that You Hui had stolen his lines.

"Stop! Knights shouldn't fight!" Wang Han shouted desperately, his back bent.

"Sorry, I set the rules for this Yugi." You Hui snorted coldly, and sparks flew from the outside of the giant hammer as it slammed heavily into his chest.

"No—" Wang Han wailed as he transformed into a star in the sky, with the faint sound effect of "Retired" echoing through the air.

01 and Ze Xing, who were watching all this from the hillside, exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with fear.

"That guy is still so irritable, he's so ruthless even to his own people."

"Sister You Hui is still as violent as ever. Let's join the battle quickly! 01, I used the Fever Buckle to pull out the beat. I'll support you. Let's go!"

01 uses the Zero Gashat to transform, leaping into the air amidst the dancing musical notes, "Soaring into the sky, I am!"

Not far away, Zero Time silently set up his sniper rifle. "You've got this on another show, haven't you? This is Kamen Rider, not Yu-Gi-Oh!!"

Not far away, Yue and Xiao Xuan huddled together in fear as they faced the crabs surrounding them.

"Sister Moon, I'll use the Beat Gashat to help you, and you use the Monster Buckle to blast them away!" Xiao Xuan gripped her guitar, almost throwing it like a melee weapon. (Something seems off here?)

"But Moon Residence at home for too long, and she has forgotten how to throw a punch..." Yue cried out.

"So what did you learn from spending so much time with Kiana?"

"Eat, drink, and have fun!"

The little girls suddenly started arguing. The crabs nearby looked at each other, raised their pincers, and slowly surrounded them. Just then, the roar of Chainsaw rang in their ears.

The Benevolent Nun Abyss Shadow suddenly appeared, wielding the Zombie Buckle, the exclusive weapon of the Zombie Breaker Buckle. Seeing the crabs trying to attack Yue and the others, she silently raised her Chainsaw.

The following scenes are too gory to be shown.

Back on the main battlefield, there were many Chariot-class Honkai Beasts. Even though the knights fought hard, they were unable to eliminate them all in a short time, even with an entire Ginga at stake.

Ai-chan was in the distance, patted her flat chest and felt relieved. "That's great, the AI teammates are helping the young master. I don't have to worry anymore."

Poor Ai-chan doesn't even know she's being used as a tool. Sigh.

"Don't even think about escaping~" A clear, ethereal voice rang out in the air, giving one a sense of freedom just by listening to it.

Wind Blade danced among the Honkai Beast, and the green knight was as free as the wind, appearing and disappearing without a trace, making him unpredictable.

"Behold my Super Paimon Cyclone!" Paimon, having once again drawn his Monster Buckle with the Fever Buckle, brandished his little fists and fought fiercely.

At the same time, Yukiya used the Fever Buckle to activate Magnum, Dual Load Driver, transforming into the basic form of the Extreme Fox— Magnum Propeller. The little fox, white on top and red on the bottom, looked absolutely stunning!

(Readers who haven't read Knight can skip this.)

Distance--

The black-haired Tiger Head Knight casually repelled a large carnivorous plant. With his sharp eyes, he noticed a golden buckle fall out of it, and the rotating disc on it stopped right where the Bow and Arrow Gashat should be.

"Fu Sheng Wu Liang Tian Zun. It seems someone has unfortunately perished in the belly of this evil creature. Alas, may you rest in peace. I have avenged you." Qi squatted down, wiped the solution off the Fever Buckle, looked around to make sure no one was there, and then put it into his pocket.

——Love Gate——

"Rest in peace my foot! I'm not dead!"

Arthur, watching from the Observation Room, was furious when he saw Qi shamelessly licking his bag. He cursed loudly, "Damn it, did Mordred eat up my luck? I had to leave so hastily. What a joke..." Oh well, I'll go have a chat with Meli.

Wang Han, who had come to the Observation Room after leaving the arena, was surrounded by You Hui's other family members.

"You're pretty brave, aren't you? You Hui and I have never dared to call you that before, and you actually did something we've always wanted to do but never dared to?!"

"Um, we're just You Hui's partners, these kinds of feelings are inappropriate..."

"Emiya Shirou, you Veteran Member, shut up! Don't think I don't know you're You Hui's first familiar! Cough cough, I'm not targeting you, but give me a word: today the brothers want to beat this bastard to a pulp, do you agree?"

Faced with the crowd's anger, Shirou said nothing, but silently projected weapons such as spiked clubs, Chainsaw, drills, Steel Pipe, and Knuckle Duster.

"Give them all a good beating! I'll take full responsibility afterwards!" The usually mild-mannered Shirou rarely lost his temper. He picked up his spiked club and led the way.

"Brothers, let's go!" The excited family members rushed forward.

The spectators nearby silently turned their heads away, focusing on watching the game.

Thank you to Teacher Tom for his guest appearance!

Author's Note—

This is a special episode, so it's a bit shorter. The main focus is on officially adding Ai-chan to Sachi's team and giving the Order Emissary Archives more prominence.

Well, there are one or two more chapters to finish the special episode, and then we'll return to the main storyline of the idol part-time knight.

Oh, right, by the way, let me mention something. Wasn't this book previously on another platform? Someone tagged me with "Sleepless Foolish Loli." I don't know why she gave me that nickname, but surprisingly, I really like it...