What to Do When Valkyries Can Become Weapons?
Chapter 189

Xing: There's a Pervert! (Part 3)

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After a fierce battle, the Honkai Beast blocking the Game Hall were finally all defeated. Looking at the seniors who seemed to have held back a lot, I suddenly realized that I understood Asakura Riku's feelings.

Damn it, you seniors, don't come and join in the fun in the juniors' TV shows. Don't you have your own Branch World to protect?

"What you see of us are all just fragments of each other's consciousness. Our true forms are still in our respective worlds. Hmm, my main body is probably still traveling somewhere. After all, my job is quite different from yours. You guys are always watching over the house, while I have to travel around." You Hui suddenly appeared behind him as if he could read his mind and said in a low voice. The sour tone in his words sent a chill down Xing's spine.

Right, You Hui is Native Order Emissary traveling in the [Tree]. They are Native Order Emissary who are specifically stationed in a certain Branch World. Does that mean that You Hui is actually a universal cheat code among the Order Emissary?

You Hui suddenly turned around and gave him a flick on the forehead. "Hey, what are you thinking?!"

Wow, it really can read minds!

"I don't have that kind of low-level ability," You Hui waved his hand.

Xing innocently touched his fox helmet. Hadn't he already said it all?

As I walked into the Game Hall with the other players, I grabbed an Emergency Food with shining eyes, wanting to take a few bites to try it.

"Let me go! Even if I belong to you in name only, you can't eat me like this!" Paimon struggled desperately, but to no avail. With her powers sealed, she was powerless to stop Sachi.

"Are you Paimon?" Xing looked at the normal-sized Emergency Food with great interest, his appetite increasing.

"Mmm!" Paimon rapidly, looking at him pleadingly.

"Hmm, never mind, I won't tease you anymore." Xing reluctantly patted her head and let go of her.

After releasing Paimon, I noticed that there were quite a few familiar faces among the participating players.

"Hey, I can smell the wind on you. Are you a free spirit too?" Venti, carrying a bottle of liquor, drunkenly collapsed into the arms of the fox-eared boy.

Looking down at the girl who reeked of alcohol (?), he saw a pair of soft mounds of flesh pressing against his chest.

"Hey, what are you talking about!" Sachi squeezed hard, and the balloon hidden under the illusion burst open. "Let's get down to business, Barbatos!"

"Haha, why are you like this too? I'm the God of Freedom, I can do whatever I want~" Venti laughed and poured a mouthful of dandelion wine into his mouth. "How about this fine wine from Teyvat, my esteemed divine messenger?"

"No, you don't need to be so respectful to me..." Xing was a little embarrassed and quickly pushed him away, but the moment he touched him, he only felt his hands pass through a gust of wind. When his vision returned, he saw Venti leaning against the door and smiling at him.

Suddenly I really want to pack this Qingtuan a type of glutinous rice dumpling) and take it home to raise together with my own Qingtuan!

Feeling Xing's increasingly fierce gaze, Venti broke out in a cold sweat. Just as she was about to make a quick getaway, she turned around and bumped into a kind-looking blonde Nun.

"Yuan, Miss Abyss Shadow?"

"Forcing minors to drink alcohol, you really are something else..."

Imagine Teacher Tom acting.

Fortunately, she silently turned her head away, unable to bear looking directly at her, and thanked the unknown Nun.

"Is everyone from the archives here? There seem to be fewer people than I expected." Sachi glanced around, a little puzzled.

"Oh, some are participants, others who didn't manage to register are watching. By the way, if you leave the Yugi later, you'll be sent to the Observation Room." You Hui patted his shoulder. "Your cabbage can't hear us, bring her in."

"You should have said so earlier!" The fox-eared boy transformed into a bolt of lightning and quickly disappeared.

You Hui watched Xing walk away and fell into deep thought, "Strange, I remember that participating in the Yugi meant resetting your stats to normal, so why are there still some people who can use their abilities? Who's in charge of this?"

Paimon pointed to Venti, who was being "educated" by Abyss Shadow in the distance, You Hui silently covered his face. "I knew it..."

I like Ya Ya.

"Hey, let go of my cabbage!"

When Sachi rushed to the door, she found Ai-chan being harassed by a silver-haired girl. The girl carefully examined Ai-chan's body, occasionally touching her with her hand. "Hmm, she can be added to the next Yugi."

"Young master, help me!" Seeing that Yuki had arrived in time, the miserable Ai-chan's eyes lit up, and she quickly broke free and hid behind Yuki.

The fox-eared boy and the silver-haired girl stared at each other, and an eerie silence fell over the room.

Xing first looked at Silverwing's voluptuous figure, long silver hair, gray eyes with pink spots, and... that signature drill.

Now it's impossible not to guess. Sigh, should I be glad it wasn't that firefly from last time? I feel like her attitude towards me is a bit bad, but I don't know if it's just my imagination.

Lost in thought, Xing didn't notice Silverwing quietly approaching him, its small hands restlessly reaching for the pair of white fox ears on his head—

"What do you want?!" In the critical moment, her biological instincts jolted her awake from her thoughts. She quickly took Ai-chan a few steps back and looked at her warily. You can't just touch a fox's ears and tail!

"Good boy, just let your big sister touch you, and your tail too~" Silverwing looked at him with a smile, almost hallucinating that she was Bronya, although she was essentially Bronya.

"Absolutely not!" Xing covered her ears and looked at her firmly.

"But—" Silverwing's gaze shifted downwards, "Why is your tail wagging so fast?"

"Huh?!" Sachi instinctively grabbed her tail, blushing.

"(Damn, why does this sound just like when Bronya petted me? Her next line is, 'You probably really want your tail stroked, little fox,'"

"You must really want your ears and tail stroked, little fox, right?" Sure enough, Silverwing said the exact same thing.

"Hmph, dream on!" Sachi pulled Ai-chan up and turned to leave. She's not my Bronya, I don't need to indulge her!

The panicked boy was completely unaware that he had exposed his tail to the enemy.

"Hmm~" Silverwing reached out his sinful hand, but suddenly noticed that Ai-chan, who was puffing up her cheeks, had taken the initiative to block Sachi's back, and couldn't help but frown.

"Wait a minute, I need your help with something," Silverwing called out to him.

"What is it?" Xing subconsciously stopped in her tracks.

"Can you call me Sister Silver Wing?" Silverwing opened her eyes wide and looked at him pitifully, like a cute little rabbit.

Fortunate. "..."

After guessing her identity, Xing showed no mercy and decisively gave her a flick on the forehead.

"Well done!" Ai-chan and KK in the Observation Room couldn't help but clap and cheer.

"Waaah..." Silverwing's eyes welled up with tears, as if he had been wronged, and he started to cry.

"Don't cry, you're not a little girl anymore, why are you acting like a brat?"

"Waaaah... you're bullying me!"

"I... I was wrong, okay?" Xing quickly gave in; he couldn't stand seeing girls cry.

"Whoosh..." Silverwing showed no sign of stopping.

"Sister Silver Wing..." she uttered these words reluctantly.

"Waaah..." Silverwing's crying subsided a little, but it still showed no sign of stopping.

"I'll let you touch my ears and tail, is that alright?" Desperate, Sachi chose to give up.

"Yay!" Silverwing dropped the onion and happily rubbed the fox-eared boy in front of him.

Ai-chan glared at her hatefully. "You bastard, I'm going to delete your data afterwards!!!"

Half an hour later—

A satisfied Silverwing strode cheerfully into the Game Hall. A fox-eared boy with a placid expression and a green cabbage slowly entered. Ai-chan anxiously supported him, fearing he might suddenly die. "Young Master, are you alright?"

"It's okay, you'll get used to it." Xing's voice sounded incredibly sorrowful.

Xiao Xuan and Yue skipped over, staring at him curiously.

"Could I..."

Before the two little ones could finish speaking, Ai-chan and ran off, saying, "Sorry, I have to go!"

"Can you eat snacks with us?" Yue stared blankly at his departing figure, uttering the complete sentence. "I'll remember this grudge."

"It's rare to see Yue sharing snacks with others." Abyss Shadow walked over and affectionately patted her head.

Yue enjoyed her caresses and closed her eyes. "Sometimes, Yue also wants to act like an ordinary child."

Abyss Shadow looked helplessly in the direction Xing Yuan had gone. This child, although it wasn't his own intention, had rejected Yue's good intentions. It would be difficult to wait for another opportunity.

Wait a minute, Abyss Shadow's eyes suddenly sharpened. Why is there an unpleasant aura coming from that direction?

Persecution! Persecution!

Ai-chan to a secluded corner of the Game Hall. It has to be said that this place is really big; it could easily be used as a castle.

"Phew, are my ears and tail really that popular?" Sachi wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and said with lingering fear.

"Mmm!" Ai-chan hugged the Jotaro fox tail happily, wondering if she should add animal ears and a tail to her own image. Would that increase her popularity?

"But that means we've passed the first Yugi, Ai-chan. What's the second Yugi?" Sachi reluctantly pulled back her tail and affectionately patted Ai-chan's cabbage-like head. Hmm, it feels similar to the Crimson Kite's Wings.

"Let me see." Ai-chan, true to her Artificial Stupidity, pretended to open the interface even though she knew the answer, saying, "You'll be assigned a random task; completing it will allow you to advance."

"Random missions, huh?" Xing was a little worried, wondering what she would get, but with her luck, it shouldn't be too difficult.

"Let's rest here for a bit while the second round of the Yugi hasn't started yet." Sachi sat down on the spot, placed Ai-chan on her lap, and carefully examined her.

Hmm, black and white gradient knee-high boots, red arm sleeves with something like a barcode at the end, and another one around the neck. I heard it can scan to access the 648 recharge page, but I don't know if that's true.

Two buns tied on either side of her head really look like cabbages. Sorry, looking at them makes me hungry.

Her current body type is that of a little girl, or what is commonly referred to as a loli figure. She is wearing a dress, and underneath it seems to be something like a swimsuit, but it doesn't look sexy, for the same reason as Fu Hua.

Xing stared blankly at the Wi-Fi icon on her collar. Could she press it? She wanted to try it.

"Young master, do you like Ai-chan?" Ai-chan blinked and asked.

"Of course." Xing answered without the slightest hesitation. After all, having been a captain for so long, it was impossible for him not to have any feelings for this mascot.

(If you bring out the crystal, I'll like it even more~)

Hmm, speaking of which, he remembered that there was a girl in his Mihoyo Idol Agency who looked a lot like Miyouhime.

"Hehe, then young master, what do you like about Ai-chan?" Ai-chan's eyes widened as she looked at Sachi expectantly.

"Yes..." Xing was about to answer when he suddenly felt a chill down his spine and turned around abruptly to find a plain-looking Tiger Head Knight standing behind them.

"(They actually approached without my noticing!)" Sachi was shocked. Without the slightest hesitation, he inserted the Fever Buckle and the Booster Buckle at the same time, powerfully shaking out the dual thruster form.

"Extreme Inch Power - Thunderclap!"

The fist, imbued with Sachi's strongest attack, slammed down towards the Tiger Head Knight who stood frozen in place, but the next second, Sachi's eyes widened in surprise.

One minute later—

Amidst the chaotic battlefield, Ai-chan knelt on the ground, staring in disbelief at Sachi lying on the ground. "How... how is this possible? He defeated the young master with the double thruster boost using only his bare body! This is absolutely impossible!"

"It's not his fault, it's because I'm too strong." The man named Qi deactivated his transformation, squatted down, and looked at the defeated fox-eared boy with great interest.

The resentful boy glared at him fiercely. So, when seniors make guest appearances, can't they refrain from beating up juniors? Have they considered the psychological trauma this might cause?

"Tsk, why is it like this? Oh well, it doesn't make much difference anyway." Qi stretched out her hand.

"You bastard, where are you touching?!"

"Hmm, her skin is very soft, and she has delicate features; she's my type."

"I'm a man, bro!"

What's wrong with men liking men?

"Try touching it again, you son of a bitch!"

"That little bottom is so soft and perky~"

"Help! There's a pervert!!!" The humiliated and toyed boy shed tears of shame and cried out in despair.

"Go ahead and scream, scream all you want, no one will come to save you." Qi chuckled, and just as he was about to go further, the roar of Chainsaw rang in his ears.

"Uh, wife, listen to me, it's all a misunderstanding..." Qi looked at Yuan Ying's gloomy Abyss Shadow with embarrassment and quickly left Xing's side.

Upon hearing this, the Nun's blue eyes instantly turned red. "Who the hell is your wife?! You deserve to die a thousand times over!!!"

—The dividing line of acceleration—

"That's how it is. The team-building activity has been changed to a banquet." Upon hearing Xing's explanation, the Order Emissary sat at the table and raised their glasses together.

After the first round of the Yugi, You Hui made a slight modification to the second Yugi, allowing the divine messengers who were watching from the Observation Room to randomly join in and play.

One of the lucky winners foolishly touched Xing's ear, and Xing chased him for half of the virtual space before finally killing him.

Then, Silverwing asked Sachi to help her retrieve the Magnum Buckle that had been stolen from Zero Time. Seeing that Silverwing was about to cry again, Sachi softened her heart and agreed.

Then, it was the battle between the Extreme Fox Magnum Propeller Form and Zero Time's Twin Magnum Form.

Originally no match for him, he used the Water Gun buckle given to him by Silverwing in combination with the Magnum gun to unleash a powerful attack, combining water and fire to unexpectedly defeat Zero Time and reclaim the Magnum Buckle.

However, because he used his ultimate move at the end, the Booster Buckle flew away. As compensation, Silverwing gave him the Magnum and then left the stage.

After successfully completing the mission, I was fortunate enough to reach the third level.

This time, it's a battle against an enemy created by BBB that it calls invincible.

Then, Paimon gave his Fever Buckle to Venti, Xiao Xuan received Fever Buckle from Ze Xing, Abyss Shadow gave the Fever Buckle he obtained after defeating the Assassin to Yue, and Xing gave the Fever Buckle he obtained after defeating Zero Time to Abyss Shadow as a thank you.

Then, everyone will face the final enemy in a double-buckle mode.

For some reason, everyone got lucky on their first try, drawing buckles that matched their equipment. Double Magnum, double Ninja, double Zombie, double Beat, and double Monster all appeared at once.

BBB exclaimed that it was impossible, saying that they had already lowered the probability so much, how could it still be possible to win?

You Hui chuckled at this.

Of course, after defeating the "final BOSS", you still have to face BBB. It thinks it has everything under control, but little does it know that it is just a clown who has been captured to please the divine messenger.

"You guys play by yourselves, I'm tired." You Hui said this was his world, so he gave him the choice to eliminate BBB. Xing originally didn't want to participate, but You Hui's words immediately pushed his anger level to MAX.

"Really, won't you consider it? Ai-chan almost got smashed to pieces by it during that event's storyline~"

And so, after the blessings of the divine messengers (temporarily suspended)—

Sachi had Grand Time King wrapped around his waist, with the Build Driver containing the Danger Trigger and Genius Bottle also hanging on it. The Invincible Player cartridge and the Level 99 cartridge were also inserted into the Player Driver. The Great General Lock Seed and the Kachidoki Lock Seed were a bit heavy. Sachi looked at the three colorful Bird Series Coins in his hand and the other belts hanging on his body and fell into deep thought.

At this moment, Bandai is entangled in a dilemma: with so many forms, which one should I use?

In the end, I used the Grand Time King.

After enduring the knight kicks of 20 knights, BBB screamed and turned to ashes amidst a burst of flames. Not satisfied, he reversed time, restored himself, and then killed it again in his Build Genius Form.

"Next, let's experience everything from the Invincible Player to the Ultimate Ultimate Rising Kuuga."

The following content is too violent, so it has been omitted.

Finally, it's time for team building activities!

"So, we're eating at the assassins' feast again?" KK grabbed a large chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.

"More or less." Silverwing nodded, glancing at Abyss Shadow, whose face remained gloomy. "I heard he angered Sister Abyss Shadow again."

"How many times has this happened?"

"114514 times."

This feast was lavish. Abyss Shadow personally cooked, Shirou and the kidnapped chefs Liu Angxing and Xiaosong also cooked. The total amount was:

Donkey roll, Roast Flower Duck, Roast Goose, Sauced Chicken, Cured Meat, Pine Flower Pork Belly, Assorted Su Plate Cured Meat Sausage, Smoked Chicken White Belly, Steamed Eight Treasure Pork, glutinous rice stuffed duck, char siu bao, roasted oysters, vermicelli and garlic scallops, cola chicken wings, sweet and sour pork ribs, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, sweet and sour fish, pickled fish, boiled fish, boiled sliced pork, spicy blood curd, spicy hot pot, hot dry noodles, Zhou Hei Ya), Spicy Crayfish, Garlic Crayfish.

Xiaolongbao (steamed dumplings) Custard, Sesame, Red Bean Buns), Soup-filled Buns sesame Garlic Pork Slices bean Vegetable Buns, Large Meat Buns Dandan Noodles, vegetable buns, soup dumplings, Peking duck, Candied Potatoes, garlic pork belly, dan Poyang Lake Hairy Crabs Roast Suckling Pig Dongpo Pork Fried Sauce Noodles, Hot and Sour Glass Noodles Lanzhou Ramen Hainan Wenchang Chicken, roast suckling pig, Dongpo pork, candied Sticky Rice Chicken wonton noodles, Spicy Hot Pot Fried Oil Cake Wonton Noodles, Lamb Skewers, crab Crab Shell Pastry Siu Mai, glutinous rice chicken, beef Exploded Tendon Beef Balls Sauced Pork Ribs, Golden Yangzhou Fried Rice fried rice Glutinous Rice Braised Pork, glutinous rice braised Jianbing Guozi, sweet and sour pork Donkey Meat Burger, tiger claw, donkey roll, stinky tofu, four-happiness meatballs, Duck Blood and Vermicelli Soup, Crossing the Bridge Noodles Four Happiness Meatballs, braised noodles, jianbing guozi (fried dough sticks) Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes white, Blanched Shrimp Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, Stir-fried Eel Paste- fried eel Three Shredded Soup Cold Cake rice cake, hot dry noodles, Pork Stew with Vermicelli -cooked pork Stewed Pickled Cabbage, Twice-Cooked Pork Lanzhou Sesame Cake, and other dishes.

At the next table of the Honkai team, several men and women with peculiar personalities surrounded Xing Tuan, making him learn about the existence of the Honkai Team in a state of confusion. The excited captain, the Rush-type, almost transformed and announced his name in public, but was fortunately punched back by the Chariot-type.

Originally, Xiao Xuan Winged-Suspension Type Xiao Xuan, was going to introduce him to other people, but Abyss Shadow stopped him.

"Your world is not just about your struggle. The previous guardian of this world left you with several powerful followers. When you are qualified to officially assume this responsibility, they will obey your commands."

These are the words Abyss Shadow said to him.

The boy touched the necklace and nodded solemnly.

Well, how should I put it? Although the time was short, I was fortunate enough to meet quite a few unique divine messengers.

For example, that cute girl over there holding the Evolution Trusty must be a very sunny and healthy person, right?

Hmm, that black-haired woman in the black robe drinking red tea doesn't seem very approachable; it's best to avoid her.

There was also a businessman who wanted to do business with him, but You Hui persuaded him to leave.

I saw the orange-haired girl known as "Chaos Evil" in person. At first glance, she seemed like a very kind girl. Why was Dr. Roman so afraid of her?

Who is that hooded person sitting in the corner over there? My gut feeling tells me it's best not to look.

Hey, who's that little girl with the furnace, refining weapons and pills? Did she wander into the wrong movie set?

Bang!!!

The pot exploded!

In short, the Order Emissary is truly powerful.

PS: It's no exaggeration to say that I initially created the group to spread joy, but now it's almost become the SCP Foundation's You Hui branch.

——Love Gate——

The morning sunlight streamed into Reaven's, deep in the alley. Kane, lying on his small bed, groggily opened his eyes and met the gaze of the girl who was busy applying medicine to him. "Oh, you're awake?"

"Luming?! Are you alright?" Kane was startled, then realized that he was wearing nothing but his underwear and blushed.

"I'm fine, but you, although it looks like just some minor injuries, I checked carefully and found some fractures or something. You need to rest for a while. I also need to take a few days off." The girl yawned, stood up wearily, and stretched.

"But there's still so much to do. We all need to keep going," the girl muttered to herself, it was unclear whether she was referring to herself and Kane, or to the others.

In the basement, Little Te started analyzing the Fox Fullbottles that had suddenly appeared, while Ai-chan took the opportunity to steal electricity.

"Hey, little guys, where have you been on your adventure?"

The bar door was pushed open, and the figure of the gray-haired mature woman was bathed in sunlight. She looked at the two of them with annoyance and said, "Kane, put your clothes on, or I'll break your legs."

Kane protested his innocence, but Xing chuckled to himself, turned and went into the kitchen to start preparing breakfast.

Author's Note—

Since this was a special episode made on a whim, the pacing was a bit fast, please forgive me.

Next episode, Kamen Rider Build!

Hanser has gone missing! A mafia boss has come to his door in person seeking help!

At the same time, Kane's attitude towards Natasha underwent some subtle changes—

"Manager, where did you go last night?"

In response to Kane's question, Natasha Siola's answer was?!

Just as Xing was being asked by Mr. Chen to investigate the missing Hanser, she heard a long-lost name:

"Fortunate!"

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