Magical Girls Don't Run Into Hot-Tempered Uncles (Part 1)

Ms. Tesla is both happy and unhappy lately.

After surviving the concert without incident, she intended to return to her research, but Little Te found her carrying a box.

Upon opening it, I found it was a costume for a performance, signed by Xing, apparently a gift from the Rabbit Assistant.

Tesla Band (Part 1)

"Hmph, at least that rabbit has some conscience, knowing to give this genius a gift, unlike those girls who took the belts I made without giving anything in return." The Tsundere Lobster Doctor was still grumbling, but he was very happy inside.

"But if you ask me, the workmanship of this dress is terrible! The materials are so-so, but the design and stitching... Did that unscrupulous merchant not have enough of that rabbit? How can they even give away such a shoddy dress?"

It's not actually that bad, but Tesla's sharp tongue makes her unable to resist saying something.

Little Te remained expressionless, but the three Supreme King fists floating behind him clenched quietly. "Doctor."

"What's wrong?"

"The clothes Little Xing gave you are from the same person as the clothes I'm wearing."

"Really? You're really unlucky. Which novice tailor would dare to put such inferior fabric on my masterpiece?"

"Little Xing herself is still a beginner, and she always accidentally hurts her hands when making clothes. If you are not satisfied, I will take it back and tell Little Xing."

"Um, actually... I quite like it."

That night, Tesla couldn't sleep, and was incredibly grateful that the Rabbit Assistant wasn't beside him, otherwise he would have been a newborn.

If you can't sleep, get up and work. Tesla suddenly discovered that someone had placed a USB drive on his desk, and it even had his own logo on it.

Lobster Doctor is working on the solution.

"Hello, me from another world."

The first piece of information she stored nearly crashed Tesla's brain, because she saw herself in it.

"I am Tesla from another timeline. I don't know what stage your world is at right now, but please keep going, because in my world, the Honkai is over. Yes, you heard me right, we have defeated the Honkai."

The red-haired girl's body trembled uncontrollably. If this message was indeed sent by another version of herself, then its significance would be immense.

The pressure of war largely stems from the lack of hope for victory, but now that someone is telling you that we can win, that's the best encouragement.

"Although we won, we also paid a heavy price... I can't reveal too much about us. After all, you and I are from two different worlds, and letting you know too much would have immeasurable consequences. It was only after much hesitation that I had Bronya send this letter out in a rather opportunistic way."

"Please accept this gift from the future. May your future reach a perfect ending... Oh, and keep an eye on Yang! That guy almost left me all alone on Earth!"

The red-haired lobster-eyed girl was initially somewhat moved, but after hearing the last sentence, she was completely dumbfounded. What did that mean? Stay on Earth? Are we going to go to space in the future?

There was no time to think about it. The gift from her other self unfolded rapidly on the screen, a deluge of complex and chaotic information flooding Tesla's vision. She frowned and read out the name of the technology:

"Moon Ring?"

"Hey, Rabbit Assistant? What? Otto made you a Magical Girl armor set? Wait, this genius will build you an even more awesome one right away!"

"What? That's not the point. You're asking me if I can hack into the system? Go ask your girlfriend for help, this genius is busy!"

—Brother Jie's Wish—

Inside the residential area of Sky Dome City, Sachi sat on the back of Guotie, flipping through information about that special house, while poor Kane pulled the luggage behind. Even if it's for exercise, there's no need to drag it from the city to the wilderness, Luming!

Pardo whispered in her ear, "Little Xing, Little Xing! I have a feeling we might run into someone we know again this time!"

"I hope so too, but Flame-Chasers isn't a cabbage." Xing gently stroked her chin. "Maybe Miss Eden designed this door."

"But why were the imprints for Aponia and Mobius omitted? Does the designer have a grudge against them?" Cat complained, strongly suspecting that Eden had specially prepared these for Sachi in Sky Dome City.

Given Eden's personality, it's entirely possible that he would give away such a large house without hesitation, and it wouldn't be surprising if he built a castle.

"Hmm, it's not allowed to be sold, but it can be rented. That butler's temper is really strange... Eh, do I have to complete a task randomly assigned by the butler to move in?"

Fortunately, she became interested. She was quite satisfied with the environment of the house, and it would be great if she could move in, but if not, she wouldn't force it.

Just as she was about to ask Ai-chan to gather some information, the Transformation Bracelet suddenly flashed a blue light. The girl was startled, dismounted from the bear, and made an excuse to leave temporarily.

She had barely left when a group of unruly children surrounded Kane, bombarding her with questions.

"Big brother, why are you carrying so much stuff? Did you do something wrong?"

"Big brother, what's your relationship with that pretty older sister? It's not like she's...?"

"What are you talking about? Does he look like he has a girlfriend?"

Kane's forehead veins bulged, while Pardo and Ai-chan, who had already avoided the spotlight, watched the drama unfold on the sidelines.

In a secluded corner, Yu took a deep breath, pressed the constantly flashing Transformation Bracelet, and amidst the swirling purple Raven Feather, the holy and elegant Magical Girl Luming reappeared.

"The timing of the forced transformation is a bit awkward; I was just about to go house hunting." Xing sighed and patted the bracelet on her right hand, summoning the staff that had been modified from Requiem of the Moonlit Night: "Xiaoyue, come out and explain."

PS: There's a bracelet on each of her four limbs: a bracelet on her right hand, an armlet on her left arm, Leg Ring on her right leg, and an anklet on her left foot. They're asymmetrical, aren't they? Also, these, along with the choker around her neck and the gemstone embedded in her lower abdomen, are all mediums for releasing magic. The brightness and number of lights represent the strength of the magic, and simultaneous lighting is a sign of unleashing a powerful attack.

"Your most loyal servant has answered the call!" The staff trembled rapidly, transforming into a small, adorable Armed Doll. "When the people's wishes reach their peak, the power of the Magical Girl will respond, using your power to dispel the darkness, for... pain!"

Before Xiaoyue could finish speaking, Little Te, whose face darkened, punched her away.

This scene was just like her first meeting with Sachi a few days ago. She originally wanted to properly teach her master to become Magical Girl, but as soon as Little Te saw her, he pushed her into the wall. If Sachi hadn't stopped him, he would have been ruined.

Although Little Te explained that it was a program Tesla programmed into her, I seriously suspect she was just jealous. Has she really not evolved any emotions? Who knows how many modifications Ai-chan made to Little Te's program?

"Speak like a human, or I'll leave you with Little Te for a day." Xing tapped the head of the little thing that called itself "Guiding Spirit" in an annoyed tone. The other looked at her pitifully, Magical Girl Lady suddenly felt her conscience was being shattered.

"Ugh... Simply put, someone nearby needs help. The bracelet detected their brainwaves, so you should get involved." Xiaoyue pointed in a direction, looking hopefully at her master.

"Sigh, you said before that my Force Field has a built-in consciousness filter, so people who have seen me won't remember what I look like, right? She also told me to help others in this manner... It's not that being helpful is bad, but can't you wear normal clothes?"

Despite her constant complaining, the Magical Girl Lady put away her two Armed Doll, swam like a fish, and flew into the distant sky.

Because she was always floating, although she could land, she couldn't step on the ground barefoot, even if she wouldn't get dirty. So, Xing learned this way of moving, and she seemed to be enjoying it.

"I'm like a fish in your lotus pond~"

Luming Lady tugged at her thigh and realized she seemed to be wearing a bodysuit underneath...

"Waaah, I overslept today and missed the last bus there. I can't go play at Uncle's place..." A sleepy little boy cried in front of the empty bus stop. A soft little hand gently placed on his stand. He looked up in confusion, and a beautiful girl (indescribable, the author is lazy) smiled at him, "Hello, I heard your prayer. Is there anything I can do to help you?"

The little boy blinked, his brain momentarily blank. What was going on? Had he encountered cosplayers?

"Hey, hey, hey, you're flying?!" The little boy looked down and noticed her feet off the ground. His already wide eyes almost flew out of his head.

"Um, let me take a look at the first chapter of 'How to Become Magical Girl'... Ahem, I'm just passing by... Magical Girl, do you need any help?" Sachi forced out the embarrassing statement.

Damn it, if it weren't for the Transformation Bracelet's ability to monitor her words and actions, I wouldn't have done this! But thankfully, Hiyokomaru came out of the Stigmata Space a few days ago and was able to hack into part of the system, so she wasn't completely controlled... But why are the firewalls of those systems that monitor embarrassing remarks so strong?

Thanks to the tireless efforts of the spirits behind the Stigmata Space, the original Herrscher of Erosion, Hiyokomaru, finally returned to reality with a portion of her power. However, it was only a portion of her power, and the power of the Key of Erosion was greatly weakened. But she could still help hack into some systems with medium to high security levels.

Also, the spirits behind you will be able to briefly appear in a few days~

The little boy scratched his head, pointed to the distant mountains, thought for a mere 0.1 seconds, then reached out and put his hands under the boy's armpits to pick him up.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing, sis?!"

"Don't move, we're about to fly away~♪"

"Huh, should we just fly there?!"

The little boy suddenly felt like he was dreaming. Was Magical Girl really real? Could he brag about this experience for the rest of his life?!

The soft touch of the girl's skin and her inexplicable fragrance overwhelmed the innocent boy, leaving him somewhat bewildered. Fortunately, he was being carried in a princess carry, minimizing the contact area.

(After all, I'm still a young boy at heart, and thankfully I would never give a man a face wash service!!!)

Like a shawl unfurling like bird wings, the purple phantom sped through the air. Guided by the little boy, she stopped above a mountain manor and then slowly descended.

The little feet, clad in footed socks, gently touched the grass. The Magical Girl Lady tenderly set the blushing little boy down. "Is it alright to take you to the gate? I have something to do, so I'll be going now~♪"

Just as Xing was about to leave, the little boy grabbed her hand, his eyes full of pleading. "Magical Girl sister, can you stay and play with me for a while? I want to introduce you to my friends, and also to the uncle, he's a very nice person!"

"Please don't call me that, I'm not used to being addressed like that." Xing covered her face. Oh God, she wanted to die. If it weren't for the Black Card with unlimited global payment that Eden gave her, she wouldn't be out here working!

Wait a minute, this door looks so familiar! Isn't this the house I've been eyeing?!

"What a coincidence?" Xing's lips twitched involuntarily. Why not go in and take a look? It wouldn't hurt to get some information.

Speaking of which, since the butler deliberately didn't cough up Aponia and Mobius's marks, could he be Kalpas? That grumpy old man... that's unlikely.

Note: Xing's time travel occurred when the story of the Elysian Realm had just begun. Kalpas's image of him was like that, and he himself had only completed the Elysian Realm.

While Xing was still hesitating, the impatient little boy jumped up and pressed the doorbell that was mounted low to the door. The heavy door was quickly pushed open by a man. Xing subconsciously looked up and met the eyes of two slices of cucumber.

???

"Hey kid, where did you get this performer from?" The man with a face mask and cucumber slices looked very irritable. The little boy tugged at the hem of Xing's clothes, who was almost petrified, and excitedly told him how the man had helped him.

"What? You can use magic? Then you should be able to chop up this pile of vegetables for me, right?" The man glanced at her, then pulled the frozen girl into the room without saying a word, pointing to the cabbages pushed aside.

"(What's going on?! What's with this unwarranted sense of oppression and friendliness?!)" Xing's heart was about to explode. She stupidly raised her right hand, and the bracelet on her wrist lit up with a faint bluish-green light.

"The wind, transform into flying blades."

Swoosh—

Under several unseen slashes, the cabbages instantly turned into cabbage slices. The little boy was incredibly surprised, while the man with the face mask fell into deep thought.

Damn, she really knows magic... By the way, what's up with this girl? Why does she give me such familiar feelings? And several familiar feelings at that? Damn it, I really want to tear her to pieces right now...

Thinking this, Kalpas Jie grabbed the girl's arm and dragged her into the house. The little boy watched as the kind sister who had brought him there was dragged away by Master Sen, and he showed a "I knew it" expression.

Bang!

The Magical Girl Lady was roughly thrown onto the bed. Fortunately, her brain was a bit malfunctioning. She wanted to resist, but why wouldn't her body obey her commands?!

"... What do you want to do to me?!"

Without a word, Kalpas opened the wardrobe and threw several pieces of clothing on the Magical Girl's head, obscuring her confused expression.

"Your ridiculous clothes are such an eyesore! Wearing clothes like that in this season, are you trying to freeze to death? And you're not even wearing shoes... Ha, here, don't step on the floor I just mopped and get dirty!"

Kalpas slammed the door shut and left, leaving Xing, who was left on the bed, deep in thought.

What the hell?! Is this some kind of absurd plot from a novel?!