What to Do When Valkyries Can Become Weapons?
Chapter 250

Magical Girls Would Never Meet a Hot-Tempered Uncle (Part 2)

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Dr. Tesla is feeling quite down again lately.

Of the many Knight System she created, she is most satisfied with the latest Desire Driver, which continues the exclusivity of the Sengoku Driver and allows for the combination and upgradeability of Player Driver.

The driver consists of the main body and the ID Core. Without the ID Core, it cannot transform, which is equivalent to logging into a Yugi account.

Since these Knight System are expected to be widely adopted by the general public in the future, Tesla specially created a blank ID Core compatible with the Desire Driver. It will collect relevant information based on the data uploaded by the first person who touches it, change its color, and generate an animal avatar that is appropriate for it, thus becoming its exclusive ID.

This ID Core will determine the shape of his helmet, the bias of his armor capabilities, and the compatibility between different buckles, etc.

Also determined are exclusive accessories, such as scarves, bracelets Leg Ring, skirts, and capes, which can provide different ability bonuses.

A person can only touch one blank ID, because touching it once will leave a record in the Desire Driver system. If it is lost by accident... ask Dr. Tesla to check the database and make a new one. The original ID Core will be rendered useless if it is found later.

Because the ID pattern is generated by system analysis, it is full of randomness and uncertainty. For example, Wendy, who likes birds, got a raccoon dog.

But some are accurate, for example...

"Why am I a lobster?!"

After creating cheat codes for those crazy girls, she realized she had forgotten to save one for herself. Miss Tesla eagerly touched a blank ID, but the black lobster pattern on the red main ID almost made her collapse.

Although I'm always called Lobster Doctor, I don't like this animal at all! Apart from eating, this genius has absolutely nothing to do with it!

Could there be a problem with the system?

Wendy was humming a song while wiping her driver. She put down the Bow and Arrow Gashat and the Ninja Buckle, and took out her ID Core. Just as she was about to wipe it clean, a few strands of electricity suddenly surged from the Taili core.

Under Wendy's puzzled gaze, the original raccoon logo gradually transformed into a bird pattern.

The ID Core belonging to Wendy is Greeagull.

PS: I originally wanted to just use the Tai Li set, but then I thought, isn't the most appealing thing about the Kitsune Series belts that you can have your own knight? So I remade one. As for Sachi, he's not needed, since he's already Extreme Fox from the Honkai World. Besides, he is a fox to begin with.

(Chuangqi silently clicked "dislike," and what about me? Don't be fickle!)

Sorry for going off-topic, let's get back on track.

In the lab, the red-haired, bespectacled girl slumped over the table, silently shedding two lines of tears. The problem had indeed been identified... but after the corrections, why was she still a lobster?!

"Waaah, even if I'm a lobster, this genius will be the strongest lobster! I'll make myself the strongest buckle!"

Tesla, full of Booster Buckle spirit, created a folder named 'Bosst Buckle'.

Then she remembered something, "I almost forgot, the side effects of the Ex-Aid Driver on my body haven't completely disappeared, and that rabbit's body hasn't recovered yet. To prevent anything from happening to her... What does her life or death have to do with me? I'm just returning the favor!"

Tesla grumbled as it put the Desire Driver, Blank ID Core, Magnum Buckle, and Hammer Buckle into a box and shipped it out.

"I'm a little curious about what kind of ID Rabbit Assistant can generate. Hmm, I can just check the system data later, right? I'd better get back to what I'm doing."

Tesla shook her head, walked out of the lab, and prepared to catch up on her sleep after staying up all night for so long. But no sooner had she left than Wendy, who had come to ask Tesla about the reasons for the changes to the ID Core, walked in.

"Doctor, my ID... wait, no one's here?" Wendy stared blankly at the empty lab for a moment, her gaze falling on the pile of Tesla buckles she'd forgotten to put away on the table.

"I remember the professor said he was going to send one to Brother Xing last time, but he was so angry that he never sent it... The headmaster assigned me the task of staying by Luming Sister's side to protect Brother Xing -nee-san for a long time, so let's send it together!"

Wendy, her eyes sparkling with hearts as she prepared to curry favor, took one each from Tesla's cabinet of Desire Driver and Blank IDs. As for the buckles, she initially wanted the Magnum, but after searching unsuccessfully, she opted for the most aggressive Zombie Buckle instead.

"I'll also bring a drill bit clip! I'll leave a note saying I borrowed it, and the professor won't suspect a thing. Hehe, I'm so clever!"

Wendy skipped and hopped out, unaware that her actions would inadvertently lead to the birth of a new knight in the future.

However, that's a story for another time.

Note: Because of her Gem of Desire, the Silly Mom felt guilty towards Wendy. So when she learned that Wendy liked her son, she went to great lengths to help her. This time, she even sent Wendy to her son's side under the guise of official business.

My dear student, this is all the help the headmaster can give you.

Before leaving, Theresa patted Wendy on the shoulder and said something earnestly.

Wendy was very touched and said she would definitely work hard to make her a grandmother as soon as possible.

Bronya, who had been severely betrayed, suddenly sneezed.

—We've strayed too far from the title, let's get back to it—

In this manor hidden deep in nature, the Magical Girl Lady, who was in her transformed state and browsing the daily transformation world, called Ai-chan to briefly explain the situation. Then she folded and put away the clothes and shoes that Kalpas had given her before floating out the door.

After all, this damn Magic Armor won't allow her to wear other clothes while in her transformed state.

Seeing that the other party did not follow his instructions, Kalpas, who pulled down his face mask and put on a mask, frowned slightly, even though he couldn't see anything through the mask.

Xing looked at the man wearing the rabbit mask, her doubt and curiosity deepening. Noticing the girl's gaze, Kalpas glared at her unhappily and said irritably, "What are you looking at? Those brats forced these on me, they're filling a whole cabinet. Hey, what's with that look? It's not that I like wearing these masks, I just hate their incessant pleading and crying... Hey! You just laughed, didn't you?!"

The girl covered her twitching mouth and turned around in mid-air, "No, you saw wrong, pfft!"

"You **** (censored)" Kalpas was almost furious. Just as he was about to explode, a little girl popped out from behind him. "Uncle, we've finally found you! Everyone's been waiting for you for ages! Come on over!"

For some reason, Kalpas suddenly lost his temper, turned his head and looked at her deeply, and said in a low voice, "Now?"

The little girl nodded vigorously, and Kalpas sighed helplessly. He turned around and pointed at the Magical Girl Lady was eating popcorn. "Hey, kid, come here!"

Almost choking, Xing hurriedly flew over. As Dai approached, Kalpas suddenly grabbed her and pulled her towards him. "Since you like floating, then keep floating. If you like this outfit, then don't take it off. You love helping others... what was it again? Once you're here, you have to do things for me. Spend some time with those brats. I have other things to do, I'll come back later."

Noticing her pained expression from choking, Kalpas muttered annoyedly, poured her a glass of water, and handed it to her, saying, "You can even choke to death while eating? You're such a disgrace, you witch."

Although she was forced to perform, Sachi, who had excellent professionalism, still corrected him, saying, "I am Magical Girl, not a witch."

"Same idea." Kalpas pushed them out and then went to water the flowers.

Outside the door, the little girl blinked at the floating Magical Girl Lady, her eyes sparkling. "Sister, are you the Magical Girl who just helped Xiaojia? Mom and Dad told me it was just a made-up story. Humph, you lied to me again!"

Sachi's expression was complicated. "Can you please stop calling me that? 'Magical Girl,' 'Magical Girl,' makes me want to die."

"By the way, sister, Magical Girl should have their own names too, right? My Xiao Yao, what's yours?" Xiao Yao asked assertively.

"Me?" Xing was taken aback. She really hadn't thought about it. After all, she was very reluctant to go out and work, and she hadn't even thought about her name.

"Hmph, listen up, you ignorant masses mired in darkness, remember the name of the master I serve..." Xiaoyue hurriedly jumped out of the bracelet, just about to proudly introduce the name she had chosen for her master, when Xing silently called out Little Te to deal with her.

"I'm just a Magical Girl passing by, no need to remember my name or anything. Wind, lift up what I point to."

She patted the bracelet to confirm the incantation and then activated the "magic." She hated chanting in public, but she was happy to use these short spells to satisfy the children's fantasies.

After all, when he longed for heroes, there were no heroes like Armor Hero, Ultraman, or Kamen Rider to satisfy his fantasies.

"Wow, it's flying!" Xiao Yao looked very happy. Seeing her surprised smile, a smile also appeared on the corner of the girl's mouth.

This feels pretty good.

Then, the Magical Girl Lady, surrounded by a group of mischievous children, dreamt of the time when she was the Crimson Kite Immortal playing with the children on Taixu Mountain.

"Sister Magician, Uncle isn't here. Can you use magic to cook this skewer of meat for me?" a chubby boy pleaded, holding a large skewer of meat.

Hearing the rumbling of his stomach, and after confirming that the armor's anti- Honkai Energy leakage program was working properly again, he had the children keep their distance, set up a barbecue grill and piled up firewood in the open space, and started grilling with a fireball.

After finishing, he didn't forget to take a skewer of grilled meat and sprinkle it with chili sauce as a reward for himself. The chubby boy was not selfish and generously shared the grilled meat he brought with everyone—including Kalpas who was watering the flowers.

"I'm not hungry." When the girl offered him the grilled meat, Master Sen, wearing a rabbit mask, turned his head away.

Xing blinked and thought for a moment, "I won't look when you take off your mask."

"Just like those brats..." Master Sen bit off the whole skewer in one go the moment Xing turned around, then threw the bamboo skewer into the trash can some distance away.

Watching the girl swim away into the sky like a fish, Kalpas suddenly felt an urge to pull her down as she took off.

"Tsk, what a strange girl."

After dealing with Master Sen, Magical Girl Lady returned to play with the children. Wait, what am I doing here?

"Sister, I brought some flower seeds. Can you help me plant them and use magic to make them bloom instantly?"

Luckily, the child had buried the seeds properly. I checked the growth-promoting magic, and Otto was incredibly thoughtful and meticulous! He had so many spells; he had considered every possible situation!

Is his affection for me a little strange? I'm starting to panic...

A moment later, the child and Xing looked at the cotton in front of them, seemingly wondering if they had brought the wrong seeds.

"Sister, Magical Girl on TV all have their own summoned beasts, do you have one?"

Summon Pardo!

Unfortunately, there's no summoning magic on the list, and the space-related abilities are a bit buggy. Otto, who had the Key of Eternity, should have been able to create it.

Fortunately, Xiaoyue was there. After summoning her and performing some actions, the children were barely convinced that this was the latest type of humanoid summon beast.

"Sister, do you have a boyfriend?" a little girl asked gossipy.

Xing's face darkened. "My sister likes girls, not boys."

Do you have a girlfriend?

"A lot of."

Shocking the little girl for ten thousand years

"Sister, can I hug you?" a child who seemed precocious in some way asked.

She glanced down without leaving a trace, then rewarded him with a gentle pat on the head. "Good boy, that's very impolite. You can't just hug every pretty older sister you see. It's also a nuisance for her."

"Sister, can I marry you when I grow up? My family is very rich."

"Roll!!!"

Fortunately, there is zero tolerance in this regard.

Kalpas observed the girl surrounded by children from a distance, and let out a relieved snort as he watched her struggle to cope. Although Xing felt familiar to him, seeing her would only bring back those fragmented images in his mind—it was incredibly annoying!

Did I see her before I lost my memory? But she doesn't seem to recognize me.

The hot-tempered Master Sen fell into deep thought; even he wanted to find out about his past.

He wanted to know if anyone was waiting for him to come home.

—The wishes of Flame-Chasers are all quite ordinary, except for a few—

As darkness fell, the three women, stranded in the city of Sky Dome City, prepared to find a hotel to spend the night, only to discover an awkward problem.

"Hey buddy, did you bring your wallet?" Pardo had only stolen a full bottle and a driver from Kane, waved at him.

"At Luming's place." The boy, destined to be henpecked from then on, was very obedient.

"Okay, I can pay online, you don't need to worry." Ai-chan looked at them with disdain. "You guys are so lame! You can't do without me?"

Fortunately, cabbage was left behind when they packed up the luggage. Pardo calmly put the cabbage back into Kane's bag, and he himself was completely unaware of it.

Luming seems to have had a good talk with the housekeeper. She plans to stay there tonight and stay outside for the night.

But out of the three, well, it seems Kane the only one who leans towards being purely human...

On their way to the nearest hotel, guided by Ai-chan's navigation, they encountered an unexpected incident—

"Help!" A trendy high school girl scrambled out of a side alley in a panic. Her eyes lit up when she saw Kane, and she rushed to his side for help.

"Miss, don't worry, what happened?" Kane helped her up in a gentlemanly manner, and was about to ask her in detail when he felt a murderous aura coming towards him.

In the dimly lit alley, the sound of metal scraping against the ground drew closer. A humanoid creature embedded in a metal device emerged from the darkness, its two mechanical forelimbs with sharp blades reminding Kane of a spider.

World Serpent Jackal Specialty: Death Weaver

"(Thank goodness it wasn't a snake, I'm terrified of those things.)" Kane, relieved, pushed the terrified girl to Pardo and the other girl behind him, took out his belt, and transformed at lightning speed. Only after doing all this did he turn around and shout, "Leave this to me, you guys... eh?"

Pardo had already carried the girl and Ai-chan away, leaving Kane alone in the wind, bewildered.

Just as he was about to turn around and fight, the Death Weaver seized the moment when he was stunned and pounced on him. Kane couldn't dodge in time, but having been trained for a long time, he wouldn't be pinned to the ground by such a thing. The blade of the Beat Closer collided with its sharp forelimbs, and the huge force was transmitted to him through the weapon. Kane couldn't help but change his expression.

"Such immense power, since that's the case—"

Kane freed his unarmed hand and quickly pulled the lever at the end of the sword hilt. After pulling it three times, he unleashed a powerful slash that temporarily repelled the Death Weaver.

That wasn't all. Seizing the opportunity, the basic form of Cross-Z quickly filled the Tiger Full Bottle into the hilt, and yellow energy condensed on the blade.

With the bottle fully filled, Kane quickly pulled the lever three more times, unleashing a sword strike. Three blades of light, like tiger claws, flew out, carving deep trenches in the ground and slicing the Death Weaver into pieces with overwhelming force.

The mutated blood splattered on the knight's gleaming armor, giving it a sinister aura. Kane stood there, stunned, wiping the blood off his mask.

"They actually transformed humans into biological weapons, not even letting them rest in peace after death... I thought the darkness in Changkong City had been defeated, but now it seems I need to continue fighting here too!"

In the deep darkness, the boy bent down, ripped off the cold metal goggles, and revealed his open eyes.

The boy's warm hand brushed across her cold face and closed her eyes.

"Don't worry, Luming and I will definitely investigate the dark side of this place and avenge you."

The knight, with a kind heart and undiminished passion, made a promise, not only in the name of Kaslana, nor in his identity as a knight, but as [Kane], encompassing all of the above identities.

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