Naruto in Konoha: The Ultimate Slacker
Chapter 101

Who Isn't a Princess? (Bonus Chapter for Alliance Leader Jackie 310)

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Staring blankly at the pristine white ceiling that reflected light for a while, and then thinking about Sasuke, Naruto couldn't help but sigh.

It didn't rain on the Night of the Uchiha Clan Downfall. The entire clan was slaughtered by his own brother and Obito. He couldn't even shed a tear.

Sasuke was one of the few normal people in the Uchiha Clan, but he was forced to grow up into this state. Itachi Uchiha was truly heartless.

However, this also means that Itachi Uchiha had already planned to give his eyes to Sasuke.

Things are getting more and more complicated.

He sat up in bed, glanced at the doorway, and felt another chill.

He couldn't help but mutter under his breath, "Damn it, Itachi Uchiha."

I got out of bed and dragged myself to wash up.

Tsunade instructed him yesterday to go on a mission and report back. Each of the six of them had to write a mission report, since it concerned the defection of the village's only Uchiha ninja.

In the empty Hokage's Office, the white floral curtains fluttered slightly.

The pen was thrown onto the table with a thud.

"I still don't want to write at all." Naruto leaned back in his soft swivel chair, looking like he was giving up.

"What did you just say, kid?"

The rhythmic clatter of high heels echoed as Shizune Tsunade, pushed open the door with a serious expression. She slammed the documents on the table, then turned and grabbed Naruto by the collar.

"I... I said, Lord Tsunade is so beautiful." Naruto was being pulled by the collar, like he was being hanged, and he could hardly breathe.

"I'm going to die!" Naruto foamed at the mouth and unconsciously reached for Tsunade's bulging chest.

With a thud, Naruto was thrown back into the chair by Tsunade.

"You spent ages writing this task report, and I even wrote the first line for you! Seriously, do you have a death wish?"

Considering that Tsunade had made an exception and given him the Kusanagi Sword a few days ago out of fear that something might happen to him, without mentioning taking it back, Naruto honestly bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

"I was wrong, Lord Tsunade."

Tsunade lay back in the chair in front of her desk and let out a deep breath. Shizune had already prepared tea for Tsunade and was about to pour tea for Naruto when Tsunade waved her hand.

"Let him come and pour it himself."

"Yes, Lord Tsunade." The Black-stockinged Secretary, Shizune, noticed that Tsunade seemed to be in a bad mood, and stood aside after responding.

Naruto blinked, not knowing what had happened, and carefully moved forward to pour himself some tea.

"Why are you being so cautious? Do you think I'm going to eat you?"

"No, I... I'm a little injured," Naruto said somewhat awkwardly. "Lord Tsunade seems unusually outgoing today. Did something go wrong?"

Tsunade glared at him, crossed her arms on the table, and said.

Why are you taking someone else's fan?

"Huh?" Naruto didn't remember for a moment. "What fan?"

Upon hearing this, Princess Tsunade sighed and looked at Shizune beside her.

The Ageless Secretary, Shizune was standing to the side, understood and took a step forward with her long legs, explaining gently to Naruto.

"Not long after you set off, Lord Tsunade requested assistance from Sunagakure. Although the Sunagakure leadership agreed, Kankuro's Puppet was destroyed by Sasuke and is still under repair."

She paused halfway through her Shizune, then looked at Naruto.

"The Sand Village says you stole Temari's Fan, and without it, she's basically helpless in battle. They're worried about Gaara supporting Konohagakure alone."

"What's there to be afraid of?" Naruto frowned, picked up his teacup and took a sip.

"They said that if the next Kazekage is beaten by Konoha Ninja again, things could get very difficult to handle. In serious cases, it might be necessary to invoke the emergency agreement between the Second Generation and Sand and Konohagakure."

"Pfft!" Naruto spat out a mouthful of tea. "Is there really such a thing between Konohagakure and Sand?"

"Yes, it will automatically expire in three years."

"What kind of reckless and impulsive move is this?" Naruto was speechless. "We're all ninjas, can't I even spar with Gaara?"

"You bastard, don't underestimate the Past Kage!" Tsunade scolded Naruto. "If those war-crazed lunatics hadn't died, Konohagakure would have been wiped out long ago."

Upon hearing this, Naruto felt uneasy. That old woman Tsunade didn't seem to have much respect for the Previous Kage.

"I'm telling you!" Tsunade sat at her desk, her face full of authority as she reprimanded, "What were you thinking? As a man, you only managed to steal a fan?"

"Where exactly do you put Konohagakure's reputation?"

"Huh?" Naruto was confused. "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? It's incredibly shameful for Sunagakure to ask Konohagakure for a fan!" Tsunade said loudly, tapping her long, strong fingers on the table.

"You can't just steal a fan. In that situation, you could do anything, right? The Sunagakure wouldn't be able to investigate afterward. After all, it was a duel between Genin, and life and death were in the hands of fate."

"Anything is allowed?" What a blatant and outrageous statement.

However, Naruto remembered that he seemed to have triggered a system option at that time, and did a little more than necessary.

Temari?

"Are you even listening? But it doesn't matter, things have come to this." Tsunade said through gritted teeth, "If we hadn't just Diplomatic Relations, I would have punched that arrogant Sand Jonin to death."

"She's just a Sand Village Princess? Who isn't? How despicable!"

After a moment of silence, Tsunade spoke again.

"Go and return the fan to Sand, and this matter will be over."

"Where to return?" Naruto asked.

"Isn't this place a little too private?" Naruto looked up at the four-story hotel with its pink neon sign.

Looking around, Naruto saw Anbu standing on the rooftop and Sand Hidden Ninja guarding the hotel entrance. He instantly knew he had come to the right place.

Tsunade really knows how to pull off some tricks; the old woman's outrageous and provocative actions thoroughly disgusted the Sand who came to hand over the reins. Their gazes towards Naruto were filled with chilling intent.

Naruto shrugged indifferently, took two seconds to think through all the sad things from his past and future lives, then stopped laughing and walked towards the themed hotel with a serious expression.

"Stop." The Sand Hidden Ninja coldly stopped Naruto.

Naruto was startled. He had already imagined countless scenarios of War God Son-in-Law -law, and was preparing to unleash the Crooked-Mouthed War God's aura of 100,000 soldiers to boost performance.

"Please change your shoes before entering." The Sand Hidden Ninja reached for a pair of disposable shoes to the side.

"Uh, such high standards." Naruto suddenly felt bored, gave an awkward laugh, changed his shoes, and went straight into the hotel.

Following the waiter's directions, Naruto knocked on a door on the third floor.

About half a minute later, footsteps came from inside the door, and then the door was pulled open. Without any holy light protecting her, Temari her arms and gave Naruto a look of disgust as she sized him up.

"Pervert!" she exclaimed.

My conscience bothered me, so I squeezed out some time to add more.

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