No Morals, Real Happiness-Become a Happy Wind Guy

"Lord Tsunade." Upon hearing Shizune, Shizune's forehead was covered in a fine layer of sweat.

Regarding the battle in Tanzaku Town, Legendary Sannin were present, so it's impossible for them not to have a strong impression. However, at that time, Shizune was too busy worrying about Tsunade's fear of blood to pay close attention to the battle between Naruto and Kabuto.

She thought about it carefully and only remembered that Naruto had said a few trash words. They didn't sound like anything too vulgar, but Kabuto's reaction was quite strong.

However, Tsunade admitted that it had sent chills down her spine, so those few words must have had a significant impact on Kabuto. The more this was the case, the more curious Shizune became.

"No matter how shameless he is, he can't just resort to verbal attacks, can he?"

"How should I know? He didn't say." Tsunade, unusually relaxed, leaned back in her chair, as if a Taiseki had been lifted from her heart, and sighed.

"I didn't want him involved at first, but after thinking about it for a long time, I realized that no one is more suitable for this kind of thing than him. Recently, Danzo been acting more and more cautiously, making it difficult to find any fault with him."

"Both sides are prepared. At this point, whoever reveals a weakness will lose first."

"But... Lord Tsunade, is it really worth it?" Shizune asked worriedly. "Keeping those old men around won't cause any problems, as long as Danzo."

Instead of answering directly, Tsunade brought up another topic.

"This person has provoked both the Hyuga Clan and the Yamanaka Clan's young girls. Who do you think he will ultimately choose?"

"Huh?" Shizune didn't know why Tsunade suddenly started gossiping. After thinking for a moment, she said, "It must be Ino. He even asked you for help regarding Ino's matter."

"The two of them must spend more time together, so their chances of winning are naturally higher. If I were Naruto, I would definitely lean towards Ino, since we have a deeper bond."

As they talked, Shizune became more and more convinced that it was possible.

"Haha, you underestimate him too much." Tsunade laughed for a while, then her smile faded, and she narrowed her eyes as she analyzed, "He is indeed very loyal and righteous, but he is also ruthless."

"The Hyuga Clan's little girl is gentle and kind, but a bit reserved. Ino has a good personality and is more susceptible to romance. He spends more time with Ino and occasionally teases Hinata."

"The two little girls don't understand anything, and we haven't spoken much in six years."

Tsunade smiled and reached for the wine glass on the table, but since this was Shizune office, there was no wine glass there.

Seeing this, Shizune sighed and took out a sake cup and a sake glass from the cabinet. She poured a cup of sake with a splash, muttering to herself, "Just this once."

He reluctantly handed it to Tsunade, waiting for her to finish telling him the gossip. That's how women are; they say they don't want it, but they still want to hear it.

Even though these two women held high positions of power, they still couldn't escape the laws of gossip.

"Anything else?"

"Anything else?" Tsunade sipped her drink, her eyes narrowed. "Didn't you dislike hearing about these things?"

"It's because I don't like him." Shizune blushed for once, and said with a touch of arrogance, "It's just because I want to get to know Naruto Uzumaki, since it's related to Lord Tsunade's plans."

"Heh." Tsunade didn't bother to argue with Shizune's rare display of arrogance. "Naruto, that guy, dared to extract the Tailed Beast from his body without a word back then. He's ruthless enough to himself."

"What wouldn't a person like that dare to do? He's got those two young girls with him now, and they've been pretending to be deaf and dumb all these years, haven't they?"

"He won't make any choices. He intends to have both Hinata and Ino. He's just trying to have his cake and eat it too. He understands both women's personalities perfectly and is doing this on purpose."

"Really?" Shizune was slightly surprised. She didn't usually pay attention to romantic relationships, at most occasionally teasing the young woman, Kurenai Yuhi.

In her mind, a successful love story should be like the life template of Asuma and Kurenai Yuhi: childhood sweethearts, falling in love, getting married and having children.

As for outliers like Kai and Kakashi, she saw them as typical warriors. One didn't understand love, while Kakashi did understand a little; even erotic love was still love.

But compared to Naruto, she finally saw something new.

"Isn't that right? How dare he be so bold? Isn't he afraid of being... What's he thinking? Both of them are so good, he could choose either one."

Shizune was already somewhat incoherent, and the honest man's worldview had been shattered.

Tsunade chuckled and took a small sip from her wine glass.

"So you don't understand Naruto. He seems lazy and unhurried, but how could someone with such a carefree personality be swayed by emotions?"

"So, now you know why he's the most suitable candidate?"

Shizune swallowed hard and stammered in response.

"Ruthless and shameless."

Upon hearing this, Tsunade smiled and tapped the table with her fingers as usual.

"And another one, holding grudges."

"Go out for a stroll? Where to?"

Nine-Tails Fox was lying on the spacious balcony, wearing small sunglasses and sunbathing. In the instant she turned her head, she used her claws to snatch the sunglasses off, revealing her clear and foolish eyes.

"Nowhere in particular, just wandering around." Naruto was busy opening the system panel and selecting one of the bottom rows from a pile of rewards.

"The security situation in Konohagakure seems to be getting worse lately; they can't stop crime from spreading at all," he added.

"It's fine, where did the crime come from?" Nine-Tails was a little confused. "Are you confused? The security here has always been good. No one stopped me when I stole Anko."

Naruto stopped what he was doing, turned his head and glared at Nine-Tails. "Didn't you say you didn't like sweets?"

"This..." Nine-Tails- Tailed Claw scratched its head, "It didn't look sweet, but I found out after taking a bite."

"Oh, you stole something. You won't be drinking for three days," he said casually.

"What?!" Nine-Tails almost spat out a mouthful of blood. "That was so long ago! How was I supposed to know that you humans still used things like money back then?!"

"Ignorance is no excuse? You're a real scoundrel, entrapping us!"

Nine-Tails often heard Naruto spouting strange words, and over time he picked them up a bit. He was just one word away from uttering "Holy crap!" when he suddenly exploded with rage.

"I won't listen." Naruto had already selected a reward, clicked on it, and frowned.

[The Evil God's Puppet: God of Shinobi (created), rewards have changed!! Warning, rewards have been corrupted! Speech restricted.]

Oops, my nickname wasn't good, I've been banned.

Is there something wrong with this Evil God? If only he could turn into a legal blonde loli with 1.5 meters tall and blue eyes, I could whip him mercilessly.

Judging from the Grim Death Reaper's appearance, the Evil God himself probably isn't much better off; he might just be some indescribable tentacle girl. Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.

He shook his head, dismissing those unrealistic thoughts.

Dealing with Danzo isn't that complicated; Sasuke could easily kill him. But Naruto's goal isn't to kill Danzo, but to eliminate Danzo's influence.

Simply put, erase this person.

Danzo a man who stirred up trouble in the Shinobi World back in the day, and was considered one of Konohagakure's former leaders. He was an old man who didn't die, and he was meticulous in his actions.

Naruto wasn't stupid; he knew arm wrestling wasn't beneficial, so he didn't bother with it at all. He only occasionally Tsunade, and Tsunade made her own judgment.

The only one who could truly corner Danzo Tsunade; he was, at best, a fisherman. She stirred up the waters of the entire Root, disrupting its order, forcing that old man to react.

Nothing kills more than destroying one's spirit; Danzo truly cared only about fame and fortune.

The Third Hokage may be nameless and immoral, but Danzo must rise step by step to the highest position and be remembered for all time!

So he originally planned to start by spreading rumors. Spreading rumors costs nothing, but debunking them is incredibly time-consuming. He wanted to give Danzo, that old scoundrel, a little shock within his fandom. Who knew he'd fail before he even got started?

The speaking tool has been corrupted by Evil God and has been silenced.

Tragedy.

However, it didn't affect him much. After browsing the system, he closed the panel. He glanced at Nine-Tails again and asked.

What do you think of the Uchiha Clan?

"The evil Uchiha!"

Naruto: "."

"Alright, there's an Uchiha in the village, go and kill him."

"Are you kidding me?" Nine-Tails put its paws on its body and leaned back on the sofa. "I'm no longer in this line of work. Fighting and killing isn't for me."

"Kurama, I've never asked you for anything."

"Stop! A mature Tailed Beast must learn to refuse." Kurama (the Nine-Tails) said with a roguish grin. "Only by daring to say no can you break free from control and have a bright future."

You are prohibited from drinking alcohol for a month.

"Why? Can't we discuss things?"

"I refuse!"

"You bastard!!!" Nine-Tails was speechless for a moment, having not had a drink for a month.

Nine-Tails approach didn't work out, Naruto didn't continue the negotiations. This was his habit; if they couldn't reach an agreement, he would simply give up and try again next time if necessary.

But if he finds an alternative, the Nine-Tails will inevitably suffer at his hands.

Unable to think of a suitable solution immediately, he simply got up and went out. He went to Ino first to tell her that the communication plan had been approved by Tsunade.

"Really?" Ino's eyes were full of surprise, and she excitedly hugged him and kissed him. "Hehe, you're amazing."

"But the higher-ups didn't agree."

Ino choked on her words, her expression visibly downcast.

"The higher-ups won't agree, so let's just forget about it," she said. "I've done the calculations carefully, and even if they did agree, it would still cost a lot of money to build the communication system later."

"My father also said that the village probably couldn't afford the money, so..."

"Money?" Naruto thought for a moment, realizing he didn't seem to be short of money, so he asked directly, "How much do I need?"

"Covering the Land of Fire would require at least 50 billion ryo," Ino, holding up her palm with a troubled expression. "If we were to cover even more major countries, the investment would be even greater."

Upon hearing this, Naruto's reaction was...

Communication reform in the Shinobi World is an inevitable trend. If we don't do it now, that technological era will arrive in a decade or two. The steel torrent of time rolls forward unstoppable.

However, by then, communication will no longer be related to him or Ino.

Now that Ino has that ability, it would be a good thing for Konohagakure if she could establish Chakra communication first.

Gato left behind a substantial fortune, roughly equivalent to 20,000 Asuma. However, the Land of Snow's finances were in disarray in its early days. In order to revitalize the Land of Snow and also to secure a future for himself, he likely gave the vast majority of his wealth to Kazahana Koyuki.

The Land of Snow is thriving, coupled with taxes from Geothermal Generator.

He has now effectively gained control over the small country of Land of Snow, causing its technology to flourish, while he himself only has about 70 billion taels left.

He planned to give all the money to Shizune as an anonymous donation to Ino. But there was only one condition: Ino must not have access to the system; the access could only be given to Shikamaru or someone else.

"If I ever run out of money, will you take care of me?" Naruto blurted out a question out of the blue.

"Of course I do. Are you short of money right now?" Ino asked. "I have a lot here. How much do you need?"

"Five hundred billion taels."

Ino: "."

"Just kidding, treat me to a snack first, it's lunchtime and I'm starving." Naruto changed the subject, moving on to the next topic.

"Okay." Ino didn't think much of it and took Naruto's hand to go shopping and find something to eat.

Their relationship became increasingly natural, but they never brought up the topic of confirming their relationship. Ino seemed to have stopped worrying about it and openly accepted their current situation.

Even knowing that it might hurt later, I just smiled and didn't care.

"I want to eat that!"

"Buy it yourself. I don't have any money right now. I told you to support me."

"Okay! I'll take care of you." Ino's eyes crinkled into crescents as she giggled and squeezed his hand, just like he usually teased her.

"What do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you."

Naruto has now started to play the role of a gigolo, ordering all the food Ino likes and that he wants to eat, and the two of them sit under the shade of an old tree to eat.

"I've noticed that my skin seems to be getting whiter lately, why is that?" Ino lifted the clothes covering her arms, revealing a patch of fair skin.

"Have you ever seen a balloon blown up?" he asked.

"Oh, I've seen you before."

"The bigger the balloon, the whiter it is."

"Go to hell!!!" Ino understood, and with a red face, she chased after him and hit him for a while.

During the scuffle, he took the opportunity to grope Ino, Ino face turned bright red. From being breathless to barely breathing, she pushed Naruto away, her face flushed.

"I need to go back to the shop."

With Shikamaru's wedding approaching, most of his relatives and friends are worried about what gifts to prepare, Naruto is no exception.

They bumped into Kiba Inuzuka on the road, and finding they had the same purpose, they decided to go together. The two of them and their dog wandered around Konohagakure for a while, but couldn't find anything suitable.

"Ugh, how come they got married so soon?" Kiba Inuzuka, carrying a bottle of soda, squatted in the shade of a tree by the roadside with Naruto. He took a sip and felt a chill run through his body.

"Who knows what they're like, it's probably love," Naruto casually chimed in.

"How about you help me find a girlfriend?" Kiba Inuzuka asked.

"Cough cough!" Naruto spat out a mouthful of soda. "Good brother, I'll pay you back the five thousand taels I owed you last time tomorrow."