Ninja Yujiro Hanma: Forgive Me for Saying This, but Everyone Here Is Trash

Upon hearing this, Ryūzetsu became somewhat annoyed, especially since his body was still suffering from the burning pain of the seal.

"Stop getting too cocky!"

After he finished speaking, the sound of his footsteps faded into the distance.

Naruto smiled, stopped arguing with Ryūzetsu, and went back to his bed to rest. The air in the cell wasn't very circulating, but thankfully there was no unpleasant smell.

"Of course there is," he said, standing up and pounding on the railing with tremendous force, roaring angrily.

"Which bastard hasn't taken a shower? Come out and let's fight one-on-one! I'll skin you alive!"

"Shut up! Which piece of trash is disturbing my sleep? I'll kill you!" A roar like a bear responded, "Bastard! Do you want to die?!"

"Sleep your ass off!" Naruto spat out trash talk without restraint. "Come out if you dare! What's the use of just yelling if I can't kill you?"

"Come out! You better stay in your mother's belly!"

More shouts and curses erupted, and footsteps echoed from the other end of the prison corridor.

Next door, Ryūzetsu, enduring the backlash from the seal while listening to the barrage of trash talk, was becoming somewhat numb. This guy is different from the one in the intelligence reports.

"Bastard! I'm going to kill you!"

"So what if you're from Konohagakure? Don't you dare leave while we're out for a bit, or I'll kill you!"

"Too arrogant! Do you think you can take on all of us?"

The prison was in an uproar, with Ryūzetsu still recalling the intelligence he had read. The description of Naruto Uzumaki was brief, containing only words like "extremely dangerous," and made no mention of his ability to manipulate people.

"Don't misunderstand, I didn't mean to target anyone. What I meant was," Naruto took a deep breath, cupped his hands into a megaphone shape, and shouted with all his might.

"Everyone here is trash!"

Beep-beep-

Inside the prison, the cacophony vanished instantly, replaced by a sudden silence. Even the hurried footsteps of the guards paused for a moment, and Ryūzetsu nearly stumbled and fell off his bed in the next cell.

Sure enough, a torrent of angry curses erupted, turning the prison area into an unbearably noisy mess. It was like countless chickens and ducks croaking simultaneously, making one wish they could rip their ears off.

"Damn it!" Ryūzetsu covered her ears, the physical backlash from the seal mixed with the mental anguish, making her extremely irritable.

"Naruto Uzumaki deserves to die!" This thought involuntarily rose in her mind! But for the moment, she couldn't do anything about him; this guy...

Suddenly, she noticed that there was no sound from next door. She walked to the railing and looked out, but she couldn't see what was happening next door.

In the next cell, Naruto, guessing the guards would be arriving soon, retreated back in, satisfied. He ignored the deafening trash talk outside, having no idea where he was.

Even if they found out, they couldn't possibly break down the bars and gang up on the prison, could they? Not only could they not break the bars, but even if they had the brute force, they wouldn't dare challenge the prison's rules.

At most, they'll try to take action against me during tomorrow's break time, but even if they don't, Naruto will deliberately stir up trouble. He wants Mui to personally take the field and fight him.

Kakashi's mission for him was to stop Grass from opening the Box of Paradise, but for him, whether it was opened or not was irrelevant. All he cared about was whether he could collect resources from an Evil God follower; Ryūzetsu next door had good potential.

Fire Release ninja, plus a secret technique called Dragon Life Reincarnation, with eyes that resemble the Rinnegan. Not only do they look similar, but their abilities are also almost identical.

Regarding resurrection, each village seems to have its own secret technique.

The Sand possesses Chiyo Chiyo's secret technique, the Life Reincarnation Technique, which can not only pull people back from the brink of death but also revive those who have recently died. Ryūzetsu's ability is similar, transferring his own life force Chakra to the recipient to achieve resurrection.

It's called the Dragon Life Reincarnation Technique, but it's actually similar to the Life Reincarnation Technique. It's precisely this point that made Naruto notice Ryūzetsu.

If she only knows Fire Release, she's just a ninja who's good for roasting chicken legs. But if the opponent has Kekkei Genkai, the situation is very different; at least she has the potential to become a resource.

Currently, only one side quest remains in the system: Quest 3. If you can capture Ryūzetsu Pikachu this time, the quest progress bar will reach eight-tenths, or four-fifths.

Only two more people are needed to complete the side quest. True to the system's usual pattern, a new main quest will be issued immediately after completing quest three, along with a reward.

The reward for Mission Three was that Naruto gained a force of his own, the absolutely loyal and powerful Uzumaki Ten Maidens.

Besides that, there was another reward that belonged to Tsunade. To be honest, it was a bit wishful thinking; Tsunade never blamed him, and he seemed to have only apologized.

Twenty years, spring, summer, autumn and winter, all gone with a single sentence. "I was just joking."

He lay on the prison bed, his hands behind his head, staring blankly at the dark ceiling, seemingly falling silent after a moment. Tsunade, it's only been a year since we last met. The memories... seem so distant, completely gone, as if she'd vanished into thin air.

Everything that happened in the past seems to be eroded little by little over time, like an old photograph that yellows and ages before being stuffed into a cardboard box.

Ultimately, it's more about a sense of indebtedness. And perhaps there are other emotions intertwined with fate, which have become even more stale over time.

It was like two old friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time, separated by such a great distance that they could only try to avoid bringing up past topics to prevent further embarrassment.

He turned over and drifted off to sleep.

When I woke up early in the morning, the prison was even more lively. Before it was time for exercise, prisoners were already shouting to kill that arrogant kid from Konohagakure.

Mui n't personally intervene to suppress the riot until a large-scale disturbance occurred in the prison. The warden, not daring to provoke Naruto, could only vent his anger on other prisoners.

Knock, knock, knock—the wall of the cell next door was being knocked on.

Naruto was washing up by the pool, shaking the water off his hands as he approached the door. He couldn't see Ryūzetsu's expression next door, only a hand reaching out and waving, as if gesturing.

He reached out and pinched the other person as if possessed, and the other person recoiled with a start, showing a hint of anger.

What are you doing!

"It's nothing. You just reached out so I could pinch you, right? Did I misunderstand?" Naruto asked, puzzled. "Then I'll call out a few times and get the jailer to come and ask."

"You!" Ryūzetsu didn't want to alert the enemy, and the other party seemed to know this and was deliberately manipulating her.

The word "secret" he mentioned last night kept Ryūzetsu awake all night, and coupled with the fact that the prison environment was definitely not good, she was not very energetic when she woke up this morning.

That's why, before she could react, her hand was pinched.

"I really want to chop off his damn hands!" Ryūzetsu was completely furious, secretly cursing Naruto three hundred times in his heart, but in the end he could only endure it.

"What's up so early?" Naruto asked, facing the iron railing with his hands on his hips.

"Aren't you worried? It's almost time for exercise. The guards won't care about anything until someone dies," Ryūzetsu asked patiently.

"I'm worried. There are so many of them. If things get chaotic, an extra punch or a kick could easily lead to an accident," Naruto said thoughtfully, his brows furrowed.

Hearing Naruto say this, Ryūzetsu next door secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this person still had some rationality left and hadn't completely gone mad.

"The prison becomes very dangerous after the exercise period. Those with ulterior motives often choose to band together for revenge. So be careful after the exercise period."

"Yeah, people who stick together are the ones who want to fight, right?"

"Well, you could say that, but if things go too far, the administrators will step in and punish everyone," Ryūzetsu explained, as she had some knowledge of the prison.

Before accepting this mission, the Anbu provided her with some intelligence about the prison.

"This prison holds serious criminals from various villages. Unlike ordinary ninjas, they are quite ruthless," Ryūzetsu warned.

"Got it, ah ga duo." Naruto looked like he already understood, thinking to himself that this was much more convenient; he could just find a group to fight.

The two had completely different ideas, but their conversation strangely overlapped. Although they were talking at cross purposes, they both breathed a sigh of relief.

The time for outdoor exercise finally arrived. The sound of the iron bars opening rang out, and Naruto twisted his neck and strode out. Ryūzetsu, arms crossed, glanced at Naruto's retreating figure before looking away.

That idiot, a complete and utterly brainless idiot. In this dangerous prison, keeping a low profile is the only way to protect yourself, yet he still walks so ostentatiously.

Speaking of walking, the way this person walks makes him look more and more like someone who deserves a beating. Doesn't anyone kick him a couple of times when he walks down the street?

Suddenly, the other person seemed to stop again and turned to walk towards her. Ryūzetsu was stunned. She stared blankly at Naruto's cocky, swaggering appearance, and for a moment, she really wanted to go back to her cell.

The person is in front of you.

"What's wrong?" she asked, slightly nervously.

"It's nothing, it's just that there's something I've been holding back all night, and I'm not sure if I should say it." Naruto looked somewhat conflicted.

"What? What?" Ryūzetsu was extremely nervous. Why did this person always act unpredictably? "What... what are you trying to say?"

I want to say!

"Your cross-dressing is really terrible!!! Just wrapping your chest is only good for bullying NPCs, please wrap your frame up to fool the audience!"

"Huh?" Ryūzetsu was dumbfounded, his mind went blank.

Naruto, on the other hand, looked completely relieved, finally voicing his inner complaint. "That feels so good! I wanted to complain even when I was just watching. Do they think we're idiots?"

Can't women at least put some effort into cross-dressing? At least like in Conan! Just a simple chest wrap is enough to tell someone's gender from 800 miles away!

Come on! The male and female skeletons are completely different. This isn't some terrible anime where the seventh episode of every twelve-episode season is always at the beach. Seriously, can't you put some effort into this long series?

Ryūzetsu couldn't understand a word. By the time she came to her senses, Naruto was already far away.

On the exercise yard.

Naruto didn't even look, mindlessly charging into the large group of ninjas. Even without Chakra, relying solely on his physical strength, he was like an ordinary person or Yujiro Hanma compared to this group of ninjas.

Six years ago, he was already capable of training the same amount as Rock Lee. However, he gave up training because he couldn't learn the Eight Inner Gates.

Because from then until now, Naruto's achievements have been entirely due to his own efforts. System! Activate!

Normally, a Chakra losing Jinchuriki is like a bird with broken wings. But there are always some oddballs like Killer B or Naruto, who can master both magic and martial arts.

However, compared to Killer B, Naruto had an extra system, so even if he just lay around doing nothing and taking a nap, the system didn't let him down, nourishing his body day after day.

Who are you?!

"Everyone here is trash!"

"What?! It's you, kid! Brothers, beat him up!"

"Come at me all at once, you piece of trash!" Naruto was more than happy to do so. A breath of hot air escaped his lips as he clenched his fist in an instant and unleashed a punch that sent a visible shockwave through the air.

Bang!

Like a thunderclap from a clear sky, in a fit of excitement, he punched seven or eight prisoners, sending them flying. Then, like a raging bull, he charged around the exercise yard.

"Has that kid gone mad?"

"That arrogant bastard, teach him a lesson! Let's all go!"

"Attack him together! Kill him!"

"Kill him!"

"Come on!" Naruto's eyes gleamed red, like a monkey emerging from the mountains, eager for its prey. "Come at me all at once, your fighting power is not even as good as the old man's!"

"What! That's incredibly arrogant!"

Naruto stomped on the ground, shattering it and creating massive, visible cracks that spread across the exercise yard, a sight that sent chills down the spines of most of the death row inmates.

They just want some fun, not to die a boring old age in this prison, but they don't want to be released directly. Now, given the choice between dying and dying of old age, I believe anyone with a brain wouldn't choose the wrong option.

Some of those who remained in front did not step back out of politeness.

Naruto smiled and accelerated, unleashing a punch that created a loud bang in the air. With a whoosh, more than a dozen people were sent flying like sandbags.

He had no interest in killing anyone. Firstly, it wasn't his business, and secondly, who knew who was good and who was bad among them? It's best to avoid things like righteous trials, lest you suffer a backlash.

Naruto circled around the exercise area until no one was left standing, then he released his fist. He stood there, a mocking smile on his face, like an uncrowned king.

Ryūzetsu stood at a distance, completely dumbfounded. She even wondered if this person was immune to the seal's control. How could he seem completely unaffected? Had he really not used Chakra?

No, no, no! Impossible. An ordinary person couldn't possibly achieve this without Chakra. Using only physical strength would be far too far-fetched, wouldn't it?

He sent several people flying with a single punch, the air crackling with explosive force. Is this even possible for a human? Even for a ninja known for their Taijutsu, it's truly unbelievable and terrifying.

While Ryūzetsu was still lost in thought, on the other side, Warden Wuwei Mui slowly entering with his men.