Ninjutsu's First Move: Crow Sits on an Airplane

"Take a break," Anko, pulling Naruto.

"You're bad at everything but love to play. If you're good, you're good; if you're not, you're not." Naruto, somewhat speechless, moved away from Anko. "What do you mean by 'take a break'?"

"Shut up, isn't it normal to be weak?" Anko lay on the abandoned mattress, her hands weakly covering her face. "I'm just Ninja Academy teacher, not a ninja anymore."

"How long do you need to rest?" Naruto asked hesitantly.

"One month," Anko replied.

"This isn't resting, it's a vacation." Naruto patted Anko, gesturing for her to move aside.

"This isn't my fault. Has your body mutated?" Anko rolled to the other side of the mattress, turned her back, and sighed, "You used to be quite normal."

"What do you mean by mutation! This is getting stronger!" Naruto knew it, but still refused to admit it, stubbornly saying, "Just tell me, isn't that right?"

"I guess so, but this is way too much," Anko pouted. "I just wanted to make you happy, but you want my life. Isn't that a bit outrageous?"

"It's not that exaggerated. You've been Tenten lazy to take care of yourself for too long."

"You really don't treat me like a human being, Naruto Uzumaki? I at least train for a little while every day," Anko gritted her teeth. "Otherwise, how could I maintain such a good physique!"

"No wonder, congratulations on avoiding the tragedy of becoming a round barrel." He said with little interest.

"Yes, yes, you're right." Anko rolled her eyes and complained while resting, "I do exercise every day, but you can't just floor the gas pedal, can you?"

"This isn't about testing your limits."

"You're trying to test my lifespan, aren't you? This can't go on," Anko muttered to herself. "If only I could find someone to share the burden."

"Who?" Naruto was startled and turned to look at Anko.

"That girl, Uzuki Yugao, I asked her last time, and she admitted it," Anko said casually.

"She told you?" he asked, looking surprised.

"No, but now I'm sure." Anko sat up, squinted her eyes, and chuckled as if she knew some earth-shattering secret.

"You don't want this secret to be known, do you?"

Naruto quickly realized what was happening and, enraged, pounced on Anko.

"Then we'll have to silence them!"

Anko was terrified when she saw this and tried to run away, but she was caught.

"No, I'm really going to die!"

After leaving the Ninja Academy, Naruto thought for a moment and decided to distribute some of his Chakra further. Having a body different from ordinary people was pointless, and having too much bloodline would cause him to lose interest in reproduction.

Besides, he doesn't need that Chakra at all. Having abilities far beyond what ordinary people possess is a joy, but being different from ordinary people is suffering. Others can accidentally fire their guns just by wiping them, but he has to plow the fields for half a day before he can let his children return to their fields.

It's novel once or twice, but it becomes torture after a while.

Isn't this just pure physical labor?

Unable to bear it any longer, he simply distributed his Chakra evenly among the three women of Kumogakure once more. At the same time, on the Kumogakure side, the three women simultaneously paused without any warning.

The feeling of Chakra surging into the body is unpleasant, even painful. Especially when the amount of Chakra is not compatible with one's own tolerance, someone like Hydrangea, who has a low pain tolerance, can writhe in pain on the ground.

The next day.

Naruto arrived in the Land of Rain as usual, but after wandering around for a while, he still couldn't find Sakura Haruno. Just as he was about to ask Konan first, Konan unexpectedly approached him first.

"Black Zetsu has been making moves lately, wandering around the Land of Earth. I wonder what he's up to."

"Just keep an eye on things, but don't make any rash moves." Naruto waved his hand. He couldn't talk about Black Zetsu saving his mother, and Kaguya's resurrection was also quite abstract.

Kaguya is quite abstract; perhaps the more muscular an alien being is, the simpler their mind is.

"Okay," Konan replied readily.

Where did Sakura go?

"Amegakure recently built a hospital. She stayed up all night writing training materials and has already gone to rest." Konan smiled slightly. "Thanks to Sakura, otherwise the hospital would have been just an empty shell."

"Okay, when she wakes up, tell her I've been here and I'll come again next time." Naruto said this and left, then went to the Land of Snow.

After some conversation, Naruto had a pretty good understanding of the recent situation in the Land of Snow. In short, they were short of money and lacked large-scale infrastructure projects.

Money? No problem. If we don't have enough, we'll just ask the lords of the Land of Fire for more.

"I still have some left, I'll put them all in." Naruto showed no reluctance and said after a moment's thought, "Although the Land of Snow is in a remote location, Deva Path will be unobstructed."

"Won't we lose money if we invest all of it?" Kazahana Koyuki asked with a worried expression.

"Uh, you're the Queen of the Land of Snow, isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to say that?" Naruto slapped his forehead, speechless. It was the first time he'd ever seen someone who was on his side but was actually siding with the outsider.

As the Queen of the Land of Snow, her primary wish should be to develop the Land of Snow. It's not impossible that she's worried about losing money.

"That's true, but... you're my man, I can't just watch you suffer," Kazahana Koyuki said, sounding a little aggrieved, her face still flushed.

"Besides, my life is completely inseparable from you. I'm already shaped by you. If I don't see you for a day, I'll worry about you. What if I feel bad and decide to never come back in a fit of anger?"

"Although I care about the Land of Snow very much, as the Queen, I can't leave the Land of Snow. If you really abandon me, I won't be able to find you."

Naruto: "."

These words left him speechless. For a moment, he didn't know whether to praise her for being smart or to say she wasn't thinking straight. How could this woman be like this? Her intellectual limits were too flexible.

Does Crow Sits on an Airplane have a direct route to the brainstem?

To be honest, Kazahana Koyuki is even less capable than Anko; her only advantage is that she's thin but not skinny. This feeling is quite strange, especially the moment she lies down.

"Don't worry, I won't lose out. I didn't just go to the Land of Snow for charity," Naruto explained. "The entertainment in the Shinobi World is too monotonous and incredibly boring."

"In just a few decades, several wars have caused the technology outside to regress to a terrible state, but the Land of Snow has not been affected because of its remote location."

"This is the advantage of the Land of Snow. I plan to create some new things so that I can have fun with them and make some money in the future."

This deal is far more worthwhile than saving the world. It doesn't matter if the world doesn't have VR, Yakumo Kurama can draw it. It doesn't matter if there are no brain-computer interface games, Ido inside Yakumo Kurama can create them.

You might not be able to at first, but you'll definitely get it after a few tries. Your efficiency is definitely faster and better than that of game developers.