Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 169

Chapter 169

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But right now we still need to think of a way, adjust our mindset, and say something that's better.

Seeing Leon's embarrassed and speechless expression, Losweiser gave a weary smile, intending to break the silence first.

"It's a daughter."

Leon's eyes lit up. "Oh... that's really... good."

A daughter is dear, a daughter is good, a daughter is her Daddy's little padded jacket.

Even though there are already two little padded jacket at home, no father in the world would refuse to wear one more.

Leon appeared calm on the surface, but in reality, he was so happy that he wanted to dig Constantine out of his grave and kill him again.

"Want to hug her?" Losweiser asked.

Leon panicked and hurriedly wiped the dust and blood off his body.

Losweiser smiled faintly. "It's alright, your little daughter won't dislike her Daddy, right? Come on, give her a hug. I—"

She tried to pick up the baby and hand it to Leon, but her weakened body, fresh from childbirth, made even sitting up difficult, so Losweiser eventually had to give up.

"Ah... you can't sit up. Come and hold him yourself. You know how to hold a baby, right?"

"I... I haven't learned it."

Losweiser gave him a playful glare. "Idiot. I'll teach you then."

Mu En, who was standing next to her, wanted to raise her hand and say that her Daddy often held her, but when she thought that her new little sister might be a little different in size from her, and that her father seemed to be looking forward to her Mom teaching him how to hold the baby, she simply kept her mouth shut.

After all, she's an older sister now.

What was that word again?

Oh right, you need to learn to assess the situation and speak when you should, and stay quiet and watch the show when you shouldn't!

"First, support the baby's neck with your other hand, then support her bottom with your other hand, and finally let the baby rest her head on the crook of your arm," Losweiser said.

Leon carefully followed his instructions, saying, "You sound quite skilled..."

Do you think a woman who raised twins wouldn't even know how to hold a baby?

"I was just praising you."

Leon picked up his baby daughter and, as Losweiser had instructed, let her rest her head on his arm.

Actually, this action is quite simple for any Dad who has a second child.

For Leon, this was even more difficult than his first dragon slaying.

Judging from his cautious and extremely nervous appearance, I knew he was holding his newborn daughter.

Anyone who didn't know better would think he was carrying a TNT bomb.

However, Losweiser didn't tease him. At times like these, one should be more patient with the foolish Dragon Slayer.

She waited quietly for Leon to adjust to holding the baby, then asked,

"How about that? Pretty simple, right?"

Leon nodded.

The baby was very light, but in Leon's arms, he felt as heavy as a thousand pounds.

Her round, chubby face was incredibly cute. With her eyes slightly closed, she felt her father's embrace and gradually stopped crying.

Leon was secretly delighted.

It turns out that what Losweiser said before was true. When Noa Muen was a child, she would put them next to Leon when they cried and couldn't be soothed. Even though Leon was still in a coma at the time, the daughters would stop crying very quickly.

And the same is true for babies nowadays.

Leon always seems to bring that sense of security to the people around him.

Looking at his youngest daughter in his arms, Leon spoke after a long while.

"Like me."

Queen:?

"He looks more like me."

"No way, you just gave birth, your head is spinning. Your little daughter looks like me," Leon argued. Liu

"You!..."

"Very well, very well, Casmod. Considering your service in guarding the house, I'll let you off this time."

When I have my third child, I will definitely—

Wait a minute.

What third child?

No third child!

No! Four

Losweiser shrank back under the covers, hiding half her face, leaving only her beautiful eyes and delicate little nose showing.

"Oh, right." Losweiser's mouth was hidden under the covers, her voice muffled.

"Hmm?" Leon's attention was entirely focused on the baby. Although he responded verbally, his eyes never left the baby. Dad

"How is Constantine, that mad dragon, doing?"

"Baby~ Baby, call me Daddy ~ Come on, Daddy~~~ Daddy~~~" Jun

Second child: Do I look like I can talk now? Isn't this a bit too much of a pushover, Father? (Sheep)

Losweiser rolled her eyes, speechless. "Leon, I'm asking you a question. How's the battle going? Are you... are you injured?"

Actually, she wanted to use that sentence to steer the conversation back to the question, "Leon, are you hurt?"

Who knew that this scoundrel couldn't take his eyes off his youngest daughter?

You deserve to be a doting father!

"I'm not injured. As for Constantine... it's just a minor fatal wound."

"A mere fatal wound..."

Losweiser murmured to herself, inwardly marveling, "Is this Leon in his prime?"

After killing a dragon king of Constantine's caliber, he not only escaped serious injury, but also returned home where he could easily take care of his daughter, play with his wife, and soothe his second child.

This man is so strong it's almost abnormal... I guess the only way to defeat him head-on is to find an inside man to betray him.

"Tsk, look at that nose, look at those ears, look at that mouth—" Leon chimed in, "Connecting the dots."

Losweiser blinked. "What's wrong?"

"You really do look just like me." Leon smiled like a proud father.

Losweiser's mouth, hidden under the covers, practically popped out of her head. "It's fine if other parts resemble you, but your mouth absolutely cannot."

"Why?"

"What good does it do to be as stubborn as you?"

"Am I being stubborn? When have I ever been stubborn?"

Leon turned to his two daughters who were watching the drama unfold, "Noa Muen, is Daddy being stubborn?"

Noa & Mu En: (? ̄?  ̄?) Mm-hmm!

"... No, they don't know any better. My youngest daughter is much more obedient and doesn't follow their example."

As he spoke, Leon lowered his head, looking at his youngest daughter with a face full of doting affection and relief, "You will definitely side with your Daddy from now on, right?"

Upon hearing this, the baby, who had just stopped crying, suddenly cried out, "Waaah!"

Leon:?

Alright, alright, so there's no place for Casmod in this house anymore, is that it?

What about a third child?

Let me see if you can have a third child.

It's just gacha pulls, that's what we humans are best at.

The doctors examined Losweiser and, after confirming there were no further adverse reactions, left her some medication to speed up her recovery and some postpartum care instructions before leaving.

The two Dragon girl stopped eating melons and couldn't wait to go to the bedside to see their new little sister.

"She's so tiny, I feel like she could be punched and sent flying a long way." Noa's tone was quite serious.

Leon knew she was trying to emphasize how "small" the baby was, but the way she put it was really too... Dragon Race- like.

"Oh, sister, don't scare me."

Mu En's gaze fell on the baby, and he added, "One punch might not be enough, it'll take two."

Fine, fine, you're just taking advantage of the fact that I don't understand what you're saying right now.

If you could understand that, I'd probably dig out the umbilical cord I just cut and give you both a good spanking.

In the bedroom, Losweiser was lying on her side on the bed; Leon was sitting on the edge of the bed holding the baby.

The two daughters stood on either side of Leon.

The family of five lived in great harmony.

Mu En tiptoed and gently pinched her little sister's cheek.

Soft, chubby, and with a hint of baby milk flavor.

With sparkling eyes, Mu En suddenly had a brilliant idea, "Sister, Daddy, Mom, let's give our little sister a name!"

"What name does Mu En want to give his little sister?" Leon asked.

He and Losweiser did think about names for their second child during the pregnancy.

But there hasn't been a suitable one yet.

Even now that the baby has been born, we still haven't decided on a name.

However, since Mu En has mentioned it, we might as well brainstorm and discuss it together as a family.

Mu En blinked her beautiful big eyes, stroked her chin, pondered for a moment, and said, "Let's call her Xingxing (Star). Mu En's name means moon, so it makes perfect sense for her to be called Xingxing."

That makes sense... it really does make sense.

However, neither the word "star" itself, nor any other homophones, seem quite suitable as a Princess's name.

The nickname is passable.

"The stars aren't very good," Noa said.

Mu En pouted, "Then, sister, what name do you think we should use?"

"Hmm... Since my name is a homonym of the ancient Dragon Race hero 'Noah,' then I'll also choose a homonym for my younger sister."

Noa thought for a moment and said, "How about... Blaze?"

With a serious expression, Mu En commented, "That sounds like a savage's name, sister."

"Where are the wild men?"

"They're just savages, not even as good as my stars."

"Blaze!"

"Star!"

"Blaze!"

"Star~~~Star~~~"

The sisters turned to look at Leon at the same time. "Daddy!"

"Huh? Ah... what's wrong?" Startled, Leon almost dropped his baby daughter.

"Daddy, tell me, is the star better or Blaise better?"

Leon pursed his lips; in truth, he thought both names were rather ordinary.

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