Chapter 205
"Huh? Ah... what's wrong, Daddy?"
Would you like a bag of jelly too?
"Okay, okay..."
Forget it, let's put our thirst for knowledge aside for now.
It's not that kissing is amazing, it's just that jelly is more cost-effective!
Our Melkwy family's Dragon Queen, from the oldest to the youngest, are all masters of face-changing.
Losweiser stood to the side, holding Little Light, a smile playing on her lips, listening to Leon coaxing his daughter.
She believed that although there were countless lies and hypocrisy in the world, there were two things that could never be trusted—
First, General Leon's dragon-slaying efficiency;
Second, Daddy Leon's childcare tips.
Just like the question Mu En suddenly asked earlier, what does kissing feel like?
If she were asked to do it, she might find it difficult to bring up the topic and then awkwardly explain it to Mu En.
But Leon was able to smoothly transition to the topic of jelly and even use it to give Mu En a simple and apt analogy.
Seriously, where can you find such an all-around prisoner of war?
You can continue pretending to be my husband, Casmod, but don't even think about running away.
Before returning to the hotel, Leon bought two bags of jelly for Noa and Mu En.
The two Dragon girl happily carried the jelly back to their own room.
I originally wanted to bring Xiaoguang along, but Daddy said Xiaoguang would sleep with him and Mom tonight.
Noa and Mu En naturally had no objections.
But as soon as Dad finished speaking, they seemed to sense a hint of resentment emanating from Mom...
Forget it, it's an adult matter, no need to make it so clear.
Back in her room, Mu En eagerly tore open the jelly packaging, took one out, and carefully touched its surface with her soft, plump lips. (Scar)
Cool and soft, slightly sweet, with a hint of strawberry flavor. 3.
"Is this what kissing feels like? It doesn't seem... anything special. Ahh~" Ling
Mu En ate the jelly in one bite, then picked up another. 9.
After touching its lips, it ate it again. (Lin)
In no time, she had devoured the entire bag of jelly. (Sobbing)
Noa only ate one, and gave the rest to Mu En, saying, "Here, eat up."
"Thank you, sister!"
Noa's jelly is grape flavored, and it's delicious too. (Ba)
After finishing his meal, Little Mu'en lay sprawled on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling, before letting out a satisfied burp.
"How do you feel?" Noa asked.
Mu En pondered for a moment, then said slowly,
"Emmm... It's sweet and soft, and it's slippery in my mouth, not bad. Also... my stomach feels a little bloated, is it getting bigger?"
Noa poked Mu En's little belly with her tail. "It is indeed a bit bloated."
Mu En thought for a moment, then suddenly sat up and said seriously, "Sister, if kissing can make your belly bigger, does that mean you're pregnant?"
Noa blinked. "What... does that mean? Is kissing a prerequisite for getting pregnant?"
Mu En nodded excitedly, analyzing the situation logically and persuasively.
"Mmm, you see, Daddy Mom kissed on the lips when they went on their date in Sky City, and not long after, Mom got pregnant. So I think my idea is right, as long as you kiss on the lips, you can get pregnant!"
This touched upon a blind spot in the knowledge of the "King of Scrolls".
Her posts didn't include anything about 'having children'.
"Just by kissing, you can get pregnant..." Noa stroked her chin thoughtfully, feeling that her sister's words made some sense.
"Sister, Mu En wants... wants a little sister!"
Dragon girl excitedly approached her older sister, her beautiful eyes sparkling, even her ahoge (cowlick) seemed to be pleading, "Let's find a way to get Daddy and Mom to kiss more, okay?"
One more younger sister...?
If there were one more family member, wouldn't Daddy Mom be even less likely to let the family fall apart?
Noa hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
"Okay, let's let Daddy Mom kiss more!"
"Alright! Operation Kissing, let's begin!"
The following morning, Leon slept until after nine o'clock.
He woke up once in the morning, Losweiser ordered breakfast for him at the hotel reception.
However, in the days since returning from the Empire, he has been staying in bed rather late, thinking of taking a nap before getting up to eat.
Losweiser didn't force him to get up; she simply left breakfast by the bedside and left.
It seems that Noa called her away, saying that her Mom wanted to teach her to swim.
Leon didn't hear clearly and, feeling dizzy, went back to sleep for a nap.
Around nine o'clock, Leon was awakened by a knock on the door.
He opened his eyes, shook his head, threw off the covers, got dressed, got out of bed, and went to open the door.
Mu En was outside the door.
"What's wrong, Mu—"
"Daddy, Daddy, hurry, hurry, hurry!" Dragon girl paced anxiously in place, her tail wagging wildly behind her, as if it were also anxious with her.
Leon's expression immediately turned serious. He quickly knelt down, put his arm around his daughter's shoulder, and comforted her, "Don't worry, Mu En, tell me slowly, what's wrong?"
"Mom, Mom, she—"
Upon hearing the Losweiser, Leon's brow furrowed even deeper. He had just been comforting Mu En, telling him not to worry, but he hadn't realized that his own tone was also quickening.
"What's wrong with Mom?"
"She accidentally drowned and fainted while teaching her older sister to swim!"
Dragons... can they drown?
Without time to think, Leon immediately picked up Mu En and rushed towards the stairwell, heading straight for the lobby on the first floor.
Meanwhile, on the beach, Losweiser lay flat under a large parasol, while Noa knelt obediently beside her.
Her eyes were closed, her silver eyebrows and eyes were long and slender, and her pupils darted back and forth under her eyelids.
Finally, Losweiser couldn't help but open her eyes and look at her daughter.
"Noa, how much longer will Mom have to lie here?"
Noa stammered, glanced behind her but didn't see Mu En or her Daddy. She then turned around and hummed, "Um... just a little longer, just a little longer. My summer homework is only missing this one essay about a seaside lifesaving practice. Everything has to be done in the right order."
An essay about a seaside lifesaving practice.
To be honest, when Losweiser heard about this assignment this morning, she thought Noa had made it up.
But upon closer reflection, she realized her daughter had no reason to make up such a thing, so she didn't ask any further questions and obediently cooperated with her daughter.
In this practical essay, she plays the role of a "drowning woman" who needs to wait for a "lifeguard skilled in first aid" to give her... first aid.
It's obvious even to a fool who would be playing the role of a lifeguard.
It's uncertain whether that scoundrel is even out of bed yet. If he delays my precious daughter's practical essay, I'll hold you responsible!
After waiting a while, Noa heard hurried footsteps behind her.
She turned around and saw her Dad and Mu En.
"Mom, Mom, close your eyes quickly, the lifeguard is here! Just do what I just taught you, cooperate well with the lifeguard, and don't open your eyes no matter what happens until I give you the signal."
"No matter what happens, don't open your eyes..."
Losweiser pondered those words silently.
Is it a bit too audacious to make a dragon keep its eyes closed in front of a Dragon Slayer?
Oh well, it's all for my daughter's sake.
Moreover, I doubt that Casmod would dare to take advantage of this opportunity to do anything unsavory to this Queen.
With that thought in mind, Losweiser slowly closed her eyes.
The footsteps stopped beside her.
How did Mom drown?
As Leon asked, he unzipped Losweiser's coat to make sure the clothes wouldn't affect her breathing.
"I don't know either... I was teaching her when my Mom started screaming for help, so I dragged Mom here, but Mom hasn't woken up," Noa said.
"Okay, I understand. Don't worry, Mom will be fine."
"Hmm..." Noa responded, stealing a glance at Mu En beside her.
The ahoge Dragon girl secretly gave her older sister an "OK" sign;
The ambitious Dragon girl nodded almost imperceptibly, indicating that the plan was proceeding smoothly.
After checking Losweiser's nasal cavity and oral cavity to make sure there were no foreign objects blocking them, Leon placed his palms together and gently pressed them on Losweiser's abdomen.
This is to drain the water from the drowning person's stomach; it's something taught at the Dragon Slaying Academy.
Leon thought he would never need to use it in his life, after all, it would be a huge joke if a professional Dragon Slayer drowned.
But now he's encountered a joke bigger than the sky—
Even dragons with wings can drown!
Pull out the order, Jiu Lin Qi Jiu, warm the chestnut, the Dragon Queen, ah, Dragon Queen, what a disgrace!
However, after pressing several times, Leon did not find any water gushing out of Losweiser's mouth.
He scratched his head. "This... this shouldn't be... how could there be no water in your stomach after drowning...?"
Just as I was feeling confused, Noa leaned close to my ear and casually reminded me,
"Daddy, I heard that in this situation, you might need CPR or something..."
"Huh? Artificial respiration? Isn't artificial respiration only performed after a drowning person stops breathing...?"
He remembered that's how the Dragon Slaying Academy taught it back then.
Noa's eyes lit up, and she immediately pointed at her Mom, "But Mom isn't breathing! Right? Look, Daddy!"
At this moment, the drowning woman lying on the ground had no choice but to cooperate with her daughter and silently hold her breath.
As everyone can see, I was only holding my breath to please my this Queen.
What CPR and all that nonsense? This Queen doesn't understand any of it!
Leon reached out and checked Losweiser's breath.
It has indeed stopped.
"Holy crap, Dragon Queen, don't scare me!"
Some people panicked.
Someone joined in.
Someone pried open the beauty's mouth.
Someone kissed him!
"Mu En needs something new—mmm!"