Chapter 206
Noa covered Mu En's mouth just in time before she could shout it out excitedly.
Fortunately, Daddy was busy giving Mom CPR and didn't seem to notice what Mu En had just said.
The two Dragon girl stood obediently to the side, watching their Mom Dad 'kissing' each other.
Noa has already started considering names for her fourth sister. (Phosphorus)
Should I name him Blaze or Mebius?
Meanwhile, Losweiser remained in a "coma."
With her eyes closed, she felt Leon's urgency and worry; their burning lips touched and parted, parted and touched again.
I thought it was just for show, and even if they did CPR, it was just a way to tease that bastard.
Unexpectedly, he seemed genuinely... worried that something might have happened to him?
Did Mu En not tell him earlier that this was just a performance to practice his essay writing? (Nine)
If not, then it means that the tension he's showing is genuine... 5.
Hmm~ Even if someone's mouth is usually very firm, it becomes very soft when performing CPR.
Mu En nudged Noa quietly, lowering her voice, "Sister, isn't that enough? If we kiss too much, won't we get more babies? Mu En doesn't want that many, one more is enough." Nan
Noa nodded, cleared her throat twice, and gave the code: j
"Mom's finger moved!"
Leon finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, Losweiser coughed twice and slowly opened her eyes.
Hmm, what should I do after opening my eyes?
Oh, right, say your lines.
"What... what happened to me? What just happened? Who saved me?" A monotone, emotionless reading.
"It was Daddy who saved you!" Mu En said proudly, shaking her Dad's wrist.
"Oh, thank you, brave lifeguard!"
Leon blushed as he performed artificial respiration until his brain was somewhat oxygen-deprived.
But he could still manage to think.
She glanced at the Dragon Queen, who seemed completely unaffected, and then at her two daughters, who appeared to have successfully carried out their wicked scheme—
Was I... scammed?
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Afterwards, the 'lifeguard' got angry.
He sat on the sofa in the hotel, arms crossed, without saying a word.
Before falling silent, Mr. Casmod denounced it as an immoral act, an act that tainted his pure heart, and a childish act that a normal, two-hundred-year-old Dragon Queen would never do.
Miss Melkwy knew she was in the wrong and listened carefully to Mr. Casmod's advice.
After finishing his speech, Leon fell silent.
Losweiser guessed that he was probably, maybe, almost, 80% angry, because she didn't think she had ever seen Leon really get angry with her before.
Recalling her emotional instability during her pregnancy, Leon always patiently comforted her. In addition, she would occasionally throw a little tantrum at him, which he always tolerated and never added fuel to the fire.
So... the Silver Dragon Queen decided to try making a man happy for the first time in her life.
She walked to the sofa and looked at Leon, who remained silent.
Leon glanced up at her, but quickly looked away, ignoring her.
"You..."
The Queen opened her mouth, but she had a lot of sweet nothings in her belly that she could use to make him happy.
But she couldn't bring herself to say it; it was as if some invisible force was suppressing her.
After much thought, Losweiser finally managed to utter a sentence.
"You... have a good laugh."
Leon:?
Whether this remark made Leon happy is unknown, but it certainly almost made General Leon laugh in anger.
"What are you trying to do?" Leon asked.
Losweiser waved her arm. "Isn't it obvious?"
"What's obvious?"
I'm just trying to make you happy.
"..."
Leon closed his eyes, raised his hand to rub the Zanzhu acupoint, sighed, and thought to himself, "Your Majesty the Queen, if we don't know how to coax people, we shouldn't try. We might end up embarrassing ourselves instead."
"Are you happy now?" Losweiser asked earnestly.
Leon looked at him again, flicked the corners of his mouth with his fingers, and made a very stiff smile. "Happy, very happy."
"But I think you're lying."
"Wow, Your Majesty the Queen, you are so smart!"
"Then please don't be angry, considering how smart I am."
"..."
At that moment, Leon seemed to have an epiphany.
Rebecca always called him a stupid straight man, and it didn't seem to be unfounded.
He has lived for twenty-three years and not only does he not understand women's thought processes, but now he is even completely baffled by the thought processes of Dragon Queen.
Perhaps all female animals in this world practice 'fierce and irrefutable logic' for a period of time in the womb before they are born.
For example, me accepting a gift from you does not mean I agree to be in a relationship;
For example, me having a baby with you doesn't mean I'm going to confess my love to you;
While the former did not happen to Leon and Losweiser, it is quite common among young people.
As for the latter, although Leon did not entirely agree, it also conformed to the fierce and irrefutable underlying logic of the Dragon Queen, didn't it?
For example, the current saying, "I'm so smart, so don't be angry."
They seem unrelated (and in fact they are not related at all), but in Losweiser's opinion, there must be some truth to it.
Leon scratched his forehead, shrugged, and said, "It's one thing for the daughters to act up, but how could you join in with them?"
"What... what did I do? I was just pretending to faint!"
"This isn't about faking being dizzy; it's about trust between people."
The beautiful woman's eyes flickered slightly as she replied, "I am not human."
"?"
"I am a dragon."
"..."
In just a few words, Leon was silenced three times by Losweiser.
If she equips another enchanted armor-piercing item, she can immediately trigger the "silence and armor penetration" effect on Leon.
However, Leon wasn't really angry.
He just felt like he'd been tricked by the Dragon Queen once again.
But instead of jumping out to mock Leon as she had done before, saying "Haha, you've fallen for it again, you can't beat me," she felt a little guilty about it.
Leon wanted to take advantage of this rare opportunity to catch the big fish, Losweiser.
However, General Leon may be overthinking things.
When it comes to coaxing people, Losweiser is like a dumb fish, the kind that won't even bite the hook.
She would only coax Leon to eat carrots or eggplants, or coax him to do his homework.
Leon now desperately hopes that when a child is born, her personality will not be inherited from her Mom, but rather taken away from Mom.
This way, Losweiser won't torment Leon's mind by being both cunning and naive.
"I'll talk!"
With a loud bang, Losweiser slammed her hand on the coffee table.
Leon was startled and immediately snapped out of his jumbled thoughts.
He stared blankly at Losweiser, wondering why she had suddenly raised her voice.
Weren't you just being all timid and trying to make him happy?
Seeing that Leon had come to his senses, Losweiser put her hands on her hips, swayed her silver tail, and looked into his eyes.
"You get all excited over a little kindness, huh? Nothing I do can soothe you, can't you?"
"Dragon Queen, is it possible that I haven't said more than ten sentences from the beginning until now...?"
"I don't care! You're really pushing your luck, Casmod!"
Ah, woman.
Unexpected yet perfectly logical.
Leon slumped onto the sofa in despair, suddenly remembering what his master had told him before.
The master said that when a woman is trying to coax you, you should give her a smile within three sentences.
The naive Leon asked why.
The master replied, "Because she couldn't appease you with three sentences, it's your turn to appease her now."
However, Leon thought that he probably wouldn't have a chance to coax Losweiser now.
She drew the curtains, took off her shoes, and turned on the hotel's ambiance lighting.
Instantly, the room was filled with an ambiguous orange light, which shone on Losweiser's fair and delicate shoulders, making them appear round and translucent.
A beautiful face, tinged with slight anger, slowly approached, gradually moving towards Leon.
Slender, fair index and middle fingers transformed into a pair of 'long legs,' playfully meandering along the back of the sofa until they gradually wrapped around Leon's neck.
Her features are beautiful from every angle; even when she's expressionless, her face is absolutely perfect. 9.
And when she sought to seduce her captives, the allure of her perfect face became even more captivating. Lin
Now, she possesses not only charm but also a hint of 'unprovoked' anger. (Seven)
This scene reminded Leon of when he had just awakened from a two-year coma, when Losweiser, forcing him to hand in his homework, often wore this sullen expression. (The last sentence appears to be unrelated and possibly a fragment from another context.)
However, having recaptured the glory of last season, Master Leon is confident and completely unfazed.
He leaned back on the sofa, glanced down at Losweiser's loungewear dress, then snorted coldly and pulled off...
"I feel nothing at all, Dragon Queen. With this alone, you can't shake the resolve of a Dragon Slayer."
"Oh? So confident?"
"Of course."
"What if I change into... my new swimsuit?"
Leon blinked, even more smug. "That one-piece swimsuit that covers you completely? I wouldn't even consider it if it had two pounds less fabric!"
Losweiser raised her beautiful eyebrows, her soft, delicate body gently resting against Leon's chest. She looked up at him, a mischievous smile playing on her lips.
Who said I only bought one swimsuit?
"Huh?"