Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 329

Chapter 329

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"This is getting more and more outrageous..."

"No, no, you and Miss Losweiser are both intelligent people; you might not even tell the truth to a relationship expert—"

Leon closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said, "Vice Principal, that's enough!"

He finally couldn't resist interrupting the vice principal's immersive analysis.

If he keeps reasoning like this, Leon will have to go through with his divorce from Losweiser tomorrow.

Old Deng adjusted his monorimmed glasses, his expression still grave. "Mr. Leon, you're also eager to salvage your marriage with Miss Losweiser, aren't you?"

Faced with the vice principal's constant questioning, Leon suddenly felt a surge of anger.

The fire shot straight to his head. "No, Vice Principal, my wife and I are fine."

"Don't lie to me, Mr. Leon, I can tell, you and Losweiser have already—"

"I'll prove it to you right now!"

"Huh?"

After saying that, Leon bypassed the vice principal, pushed open the door of the cubicle, and strode toward Losweiser was still waiting in the hall.

When Losweiser saw Leon walking aggressively towards her, she assumed that something she had just said had upset him again.

"Hey... Leon, what are you doing? Let's talk this out, we—uh?! Uh uh!"

Amidst the astonished gazes of the surrounding parents and the vice principal, Leon pulled Losweiser close by the waist and kissed her soft lips without hesitation.

Their lips met, lingering and tender.

Losweiser didn't react for a moment, and symbolically patted Leon's arm twice.

But she quickly became immersed in the unexpected kiss.

Although I don't know what happened... who can resist a crazy kiss from a man who suddenly goes crazy?

"What happened? What's going on? Is this part of the family interview?"

"Wow... aren't those the hero of the Dragon race Casmod and his wife? They're just as loving as the legends say!"

"This is indecent! This is indecent! Go and call the Discipline Committee immediately!"

"Stop arguing, even the disciplinary committee members are kowtowing."

"..."

The kiss didn't last long.

Leon quickly released Losweiser.

A blush spread across the beautiful woman's delicate face. After regaining her senses, she asked blankly, "W-what's wrong? What happened?"

"He kept saying that our marriage was in crisis."

"... Then what?"

"Then I'll prove to him that our marriage has absolutely no problems!"

Losweiser blinked, then playfully poked Leon in the chest, both amused and annoyed. "You impulsive idiot... Now all our performance during the interview has been wasted..."

Once Leon calmed down, he belatedly realized what was happening and quickly released Losweiser's waist.

However, before he could even defend himself, he heard the vice principal rejoicing wildly behind him.

"My favorite pairing—is coming back to life!"

Outside the teaching building, Leon and Losweiser sat on a bench.

Losweiser held the orange ice cream Leon had just bought for her in her hand. She looked down at the tips of her shoes and smiled softly.

"The vice principal said that the little incident just now will not change our interview scores, so... our 'no social death' plan was still a success."

Leon looked up at the parents passing by.

Everyone was talking about the crazy kiss he had just given in the teaching building.

"Did we really succeed...? But why do I feel like people are talking about us even more now?"

"So, whose momentary impulse do you think caused this?"

"Sigh..." Life is tough, Leon sighed.

The Queen raised her hand and patted his shoulder. "It's alright. You're only in your twenties. Impulsiveness is normal. When you reach my age, you'll become more composed."

"When I get to your age, it won't be composure anymore, it will be utterly settled," Leon said. "My ashes will have settled to the bottom."

Losweiser nudged him gently. "Go away, don't talk nonsense."

Leon smiled helplessly, "Well, anyway, our interview scores are just right, so we don't have to worry about another disaster at the entrance ceremony."

Losweiser nodded. "Yes, as long as the daughters perform normally, there won't be any problems."

The couple finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But can we really let go?

Meanwhile, at the test site for the baby dragons, a pink-haired girl had already discovered the next earth-shattering surprise.

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Twenty minutes ago, the first subject of the entrance test for Youlong finished, and there are still four subjects to be tested.

Xiao Guang sat at the back of the classroom, watching the young test takers from different races, wondering how to find some fun in such a serious place as the examination hall.

At this moment, Mu En walked up to her.

"Xiao Guang".

"What's wrong, Second Sister?"

"Are you feeling unwell?" Mu En asked earnestly.

Xiao Guang blinked and shook her head. "No, Second Sister, why do you ask?"

"I noticed you spent half of the exam resting on your desk. Were you feeling unwell?"

"Ah... well, it's not as exaggerated as half the time, more like a quarter at most~"

Seeing that his younger sister could still crack a joke, Mu En wasn't so worried anymore.

But she still reminded him, "If you feel unwell, be sure to tell the proctor immediately."

"Okay, I understand, Second Sister."

Actually, Xiaoguang wasn't deliberately slacking off in the exam; she was doing something "big"—

Control the score!

As the name suggests, score control means keeping the score within a desired range.

It's usually those idle, academically gifted people who use it to show off their skills.

However, Xiaoguang's control of the score was not for showing off her skills; she simply wanted to stay in a 'middle' position.

As we all know, if you want to have fun, you absolutely cannot be the number one in any field.

Because everyone's attention (5) will be focused on the "leader" in the team.

The more attention one receives, the greater the chance of embarrassing oneself and the deeper the social humiliation.

Xiao Guang's pursuit is to "see fun," not to "become fun."

Therefore, she wrote random things on some of the questions on her exam paper in order to lower her score and avoid becoming the "number one" in the spotlight.

On the other hand, Noa, who is both her senior and older sister, is number one in everything. If Xiaoguang, as her younger sister, is also the number one holdout, then outsiders will definitely talk more about Noa than Noah.

Xiao Guang didn't know what her second sister was thinking, but as far as she was concerned, she definitely didn't want to be talked about by others.

Therefore, it is necessary to control the score a little.

Moreover, Xiaoguang had already calculated it in advance.

Even if Dad Mom flipped the interviewer's table during the interview and she got a super low score, it wouldn't be a big problem. The score she managed to keep was enough for her to pass the entrance exam.

When she arrives at her classroom with her little backpack, she'll be able to spot the most dazzling "leader" in the class immediately.

The inspiration and source of this fun just came to us.

"I am truly a genius of the Silver Dragon Clan at creating fun," Aurorla thought to herself.

But she didn't share this idea with her second sister.

Regardless of whether her second sister could understand her psychology and motives as a person who enjoys herself, the purpose of enrolling in Mu En Enlai Academy was to catch up with her eldest sister Noa's footsteps—and to prevent other people's little female dragon from taking her away—so her second sister would probably not do something like deliberately controlling scores.

In short, Xiaoguang controlled his score smoothly. If he can just keep his score down a bit more, getting a mid-range result shouldn't be a problem.

"This year's test questions are really difficult."

"Yes, yes, I have no clue about many of the questions, so I can only write random answers."

"I heard from a senior from the same clan that the exam this year was indeed much more difficult than in previous years."

"Huh? Why?"

"I don't know... maybe the academy wants a more talented young dragon."

"..."

The other young dragons in the examination room were discussing the difficulty of the exam.

Mu En and Xiao Guang happened to overhear their conversation.

"I also felt that the questions this time were very difficult," Mu En said.

Xiao Guang nodded in agreement, "Yes, indeed."

That's true.

While he was enjoying the show, Xiao Guang was still seriously answering the questions to ensure that all his answers were correct.

The past exam questions that Dad explained to them before were not as difficult as the ones they just faced.

Moreover, many of the questions are completely different from those in the past, requiring students to rely on their own understanding of magic and knowledge to answer them, which greatly tests the children's independent thinking ability.

Xiao Guang thought he was the only one who found the questions difficult, but he didn't expect everyone else to think so.

"But my Daddy teaches very well. I answered all the questions, including those types I'd never seen before. Although I'm not sure I got them all right, I did figure out some basic approaches," Mu En said.

Xiao Guang gave his second sister a thumbs up.

She believed in her second sister's abilities.

Although Second Sister usually appears as a "Buddhist mascot" most of the time, Xiao Guang discovered a long time ago that Second Sister is not simply a Buddhist slacker; she only starts slacking off after completing the tasks she is supposed to complete.

As for why the second sister seems to spend most of her time setting things up, the reason is quite simple:

She completed those tasks very quickly.

It's the law of conservation of work and rest.

"My score definitely won't be high this time, sigh, I'm doomed, I won't be able to be selected as a model family this year!"

"Relax, relax, as long as you pass the test, that's all that matters. For me, I don't have a strong obsession with being a model family or anything like that."

"Thinking back to the model families of the past three years, they are all top students, especially the senior student Noa K. Melkwy from three years ago. It is said that she still gets full marks in every subject."

"..."

The topic of discussion among the test takers shifted from the difficulty of the test to exemplary families.

Xiao Guang pricked up his ears and listened very attentively.

"Second sister, what is a model family?"

"Oh, a model family. Saint Hiss Academy holds two entrance exams every year, and each time a model family with the highest score is selected."

With her hands on her hips, Mu En proudly said, waving her tail and the ahoge on her head, "My sister, Daddy, and Mom all got first place in both the written and oral exams back then, and were selected as the model family of that year."

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