Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 330

Chapter 330

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The Little Pink Hair's eyes sparkled. "Wow~ I never imagined our family had such a glorious history."

Yes, yes.

"Xiao Guang, "Mu En said wistfully, "Let's try our best to get high scores this year too!"

Xiao Guang tilted his head, "This..."

Are we really going to give up the chance to have fun just for the title of "model family"?

Hiss--

It's a difficult decision.

"Then Daddy Mom will take us on stage to give a speech!"

Go on stage.

Speech.

It sounds like there's some fun to be had, but... it's not enough.

"I remember Daddy kissed Mom too~ and—"

"Wait! Second sister, what did you just say?"

"I said, Daddy kissed Mom during his speech back then, and right in front of everyone in the audience!"

In front of many people—

I kissed my Mom!

Xiao Guang:?ω?!

Compared to my Dad kissing my Mom in public, finding inspiration from the top student after starting school is totally lame!

Indeed, I, Aurorla, made the right choice to be born into this family. Whenever I thought life was about to become dull and boring, my family always managed to come up with something amazing that surprised me.

The thought of Dad Mom, who usually feel awkward even holding hands, kissing in front of so many people made Xiao Guang's mischievous spirit restless.

She always said that coming to the academy would definitely bring a whole new level of fun!

Ding ding ding—

Soon, the bell rang, and the next exam began.

Mu En jogged back to her seat.

The proctor distributed the exam papers to each candidate.

Xiao Guang lowered her head, looking at the exam paper titled "Magic Fundamentals." After a moment, she smiled, cracked her knuckles, relaxed her neck, and then slowly picked up the pencil in front of her.

"Dad, Mom, please forgive Xiaoguang, this time—I'm going to get a perfect score!"

One evening after the entrance exams, the Melkwy family also received an acceptance letter from the Saint Hiss Academy.

In response,

Noa was very happy because her sisters could now receive a better and more comprehensive education.

Mu En was very happy because after enrolling in school, she could keep an eye on her older sister at all times and prevent her from being stolen away by a certain little female dragon.

Xiao Guang was very happy because she was going to head to the next, even bigger ocean of fun, where she could swim freely.

The couple was very happy because the children were not at home this time, so they could secretly have a third child (crossed out).

In short, the month-long intensive review was very effective, allowing both daughters to pass the entrance exams smoothly.

The specific test results will not be known until they return to school three days later for the entrance ceremony.

However, the Leon couple were "very confident" about their results this time, believing that achieving a mid-level score would not be a problem.

In this way, they will have no chance of being named a model family this year, and they can also stay away from that socially repulsive ceremony speech.

Actually, the two of them, one being the Silver Dragon Queen and the other the former Queen of the Dragon Slayer Army, both have professions that require them to be in the public eye, so saying a few words in front of so many people isn't really a big deal.

But they were afraid that Vice Principal Wilson would come up with something new for them.

Judging from the fervor of that CP leader, they probably won't be satisfied with just kissing and expressing their love in public.

Just because the couple has fun in private doesn't mean they have to openly show affection in front of so many people.

It feels weird.

In the evening, the three little ones gathered together and enthusiastically discussed their lives after starting school.

The couple stood on the balcony, enjoying the cool evening breeze, each raising their wine glasses and then gently clinking them together.

"Cheers. To the complete success of the 'No Society Dies' plan."

Losweiser smiled faintly, "For someone like you who doesn't usually drink to take the initiative to ask me for a drink, it seems you're quite satisfied with this plan."

Leon took a sip of red wine and nodded. "After all, this is the first time we've successfully defied Vice Principal Wilson, so it's definitely worth celebrating."

Losweiser wholeheartedly agreed and clinked glasses with Leon again.

Losweiser paused, looking at the deep red wine, its surface reflecting her face. "But... I guess we've opened the champagne a bit early this time? Every time we open champagne before, it always ends up being a disaster..."

Leon waved his hand, "It's alright, it's alright. Trust me, based on my years of experience dealing with dragons, we can pop champagne in Wilson's face this time and it won't backfire."

The Queen raised her beautiful eyebrows, toyed with the wine glass in her hand, and then chuckled, "I hope so."

"What's wrong? You don't seem very excited?"

"Huh? Really? No, I think I'm pretty excited."

Leon's eyes flickered, as if he had realized something. He moved closer to Losweiser and asked with a mischievous grin, "You actually..."

Losweiser glanced at him. "Actually what?"

"Aren't you looking forward to us showing affection in front of so many people?"

Upon hearing this, Losweiser blushed and gently nudged Leon's shoulder away.

"Who, who expects to show off their love with you? Don't be shameless. Besides, the prerequisite for showing off your love is that you actually have love in your relationship. Do you and I have any love in our relationship?"

General Leon's mouth practically twitched to the sky, but in the end he just shrugged and submitted to the Dragon Queen.

"Whatever you want."

"Hmph, childish."

The Queen flicked her tail, then quickly left the balcony in her dragon-winged slippers.

Leon watched her haughty back, smiled, and didn't chase after her.

He turned around, leaned forward to hold the balcony railing, gazed at the distant night scene, and sighed softly.

"Humans... and dragons... are both so contradictory and awkward."

Three days later, the Saint Hiss Academy entrance ceremony took place.

Inside the auditorium, hundreds of dragons and one human stood silently awaiting the vice principal's announcement of the top three finishers in this test.

Of course, before that, there was a lengthy speech.

"Thank you all for choosing Saint Hiss Academy. I am Wilson, the academy's vice principal—"

Below the stage, Leon held Mu En, Losweiser held Xiao Guang; the family of four stood in a corner of the crowd.

Ten minutes earlier, they had discovered that a family of four, even without doing anything, would attract most people's attention simply by standing there.

Left with no other option, they quietly retreated to a corner and kept a low profile.

"I wonder who will be the model family this year."

"I think that kid from the Electric Dragon race is pretty smart, so he must be from their family, right?"

"Hmm... not necessarily. I feel my child is much smarter than his."

"Tch~"

"Speaking of which, that model family at the last entrance ceremony was quite impressive. They were also said to have given birth to a dragon, and the dragon husband even sang a love song for his wife!"

"Wow, that's amazing."

"Yeah yeah."

Leon listened silently to the whispers around him, thinking to himself, "Singing? This must be the vice principal's suggestion!"

Sure enough, he guessed right; public kissing and showing affection was no longer enough for that old man.

Last time it was singing, so what's it this time?

Dancing? Poetry recitation? Or something else?

Either way, it would be doubly disastrous for him and Losweiser!

And the thought of him singing love songs to Losweiser's stunningly beautiful yet utterly aloof face made him almost unable to hold back.

However, he did sing and recite poetry to Losweiser's belly, because she was pregnant with Xiaoguang at the time...

Leon shook his head, pulling himself out of his jumbled thoughts.

The vice principal on the podium had finished his speech and was about to announce the test results.

The family with the highest score will be selected as this year's model family.

"I believe everyone here has heard that this test is the most difficult one in recent years."

"We don't mean to make things difficult for everyone. We just want to use the entrance test to determine the strengths and weaknesses of the young dragons so that we can provide targeted improvement after they enroll."

"While increasing the difficulty, we have also slightly lowered the admission passing score. This will both achieve the goal of raising the bar that I just mentioned and allow more outstanding students to enroll in the college."

"Alright, now I will announce the top three in this test."

After saying that, the vice principal took out the list of grades.

The families in the audience also became nervous, as everyone hoped their children would achieve excellent entrance exam results.

Dragon Race, after all, how could they be called Dragon Race if they weren't competitive and ambitious?

However, among all the families present, only the Melkwy family, hiding in a corner, remained calm and composed.

Just kidding, what does being a model family have to do with them?

They're just here to make a show of things today.

The couple exchanged a knowing smile, confident of victory.

"Daddy, what are you laughing at?" Xiao Guang asked.

"Hmm? Ah... Daddy was just thinking about something happy."

"What's making you happy?"

After all these years, Dad has finally given up on a championship that was within his grasp.

Leon reached out and pinched Xiao Guang's cheek, smiling without saying a word.

"So, the third place in the overall score of this entrance test is Christina from the Electric Dragon race Clan, and her Mom, Ms. Aethel. Congratulations."

Applause erupted from the audience.

The little dragon named Christina blushed, clasped her hands together, and nodded slightly to the people around her to express her gratitude.

Losweiser clapped softly as well, when suddenly Leon nudged her arm.

Losweiser glanced sideways.

Leon: [Third place is already decided, we've got it in the bag!]

Losweiser: [Although I really want to contradict you and tell you not to be so happy so soon, but... we're really in the bag!]

Leon: [Sigh, keep a low profile, keep a low profile, and keep your achievements hidden.]

"Alright, who ranked second overall in this entrance exam is—"

"Congratulations Mom Mu En K. Melkwy of the Silver Dragon Clan, and her Daddy, Mr. Leon and Ms. Losweiser!"

The vice principal led the applause, which was much louder than before.

Like a bolt from the blue, Leon and his wife stood frozen in place.

They only came to their senses when someone next to them whispered a reminder.

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