Chapter 355

Perhaps because he was too unsure of himself, Milan stood there blankly for more than ten seconds without saying a word.

Finally, Losweiser spoke first, "Is something the matter, Milan?"

The maid finally came to her senses.

His Your Majesty remained intently focused on the pair of documents.

Milan scratched her cheek and stammered, "Your Majesty... it's almost dinnertime—"

"Yes, I will go."

Losweiser thought Milan had come to remind her to have dinner at a restaurant.

But Milan actually meant was, "It's almost dinner time, Your Majesty, please take a rest."

Then she could take the opportunity to hand the tickets over to His Your Majesty.

But His Your Majesty is still busy with work, Milan can't find a moment to intervene!

The little maid was so anxious she almost stomped her feet on the spot.

Seeing that Milan was still there, Losweiser put down her pen and turned to look at her.

"Is there anything else you want to tell me?"

"Ah... yes... yes, there is."

"Okay, go ahead and say it."

"It's... it's..."

Seeing Milan's somewhat hesitant expression, Losweiser tilted her head and asked, "Love counseling?"

"Oh no, no, I broke up with my boyfriend a while ago..."

"Oh~ that's... breakup counseling?"

Milan covered her face.

Your Majesty, we haven't even considered you as a consultant yet, but you've already taken on the role yourself.

"No, it's not..."

"Milan, I'm very busy."

"Oh, Your Majesty, I have two tickets for an outdoor adventure. I was originally planning to go with my ex, but we've broken up now, so I don't need them anymore. I was thinking of giving them to you and the Prince."

She made up a very plausible excuse.

Nobody gets angry at someone who comes to give them a gift, right?

As expected, Losweiser did not show any displeasure at Milan interfering with her work.

"Outdoor adventure? That's something only kids in their twenties like."

Upon hearing this, Losweiser was slightly taken aback.

Tsk, what a jerk, he's only in his twenties.

Well, it seems I can no longer use twenty years old as a benchmark when expressing the idea that "this this Queen is already very mature," Losweiser thought to herself.

"Your Majesty, this is no ordinary outdoor adventure!" Milan said with great seriousness.

"Huh? What's that?"

"It's a survival outdoor adventure in the Far North! It's super exciting!"

Upon hearing this, Losweiser raised an eyebrow slightly, "The Far North..."

"Uh-huh!"

Losweiser was no stranger to this place; Grandmother Veronica and the college's Principal Olet, had worked together on a project in this Far North.

However, the project's results were stolen by a mole planted within the team by the Empire.

And this mysterious project was subsequently suspended.

When Losweiser first learned that her grandmother was in the Far North, she planned to go there to see if what her grandmother was doing was dangerous.

However, with the project's suspension and cancellation, she no longer needed to go to the Far North.

Moreover, that place is covered in ice and snow as far as the eye can see.

It is said that the ice was so thick that even Constantine's flames couldn't burn through it—although this rumor can no longer be verified (one of the dog-man's favorite old Constantine hell jokes)—

So, going there for adventure tourism... isn't that just asking for trouble?

Losweiser shook her head. "Keep it for yourself. You might need it if you get back together with your ex."

"His Your Majesty..."

"If there's nothing else, go to the restaurant and wait for dinner. I'll finish this work and then—"

"Actually!" Milan suddenly shouted, puffing out her chest and raising her head.

Losweiser was taken aback. "Actually?"

Milan lowered her head and bit her lip.

"Actually... everyone feels that His Your Majesty and the Prince have entered a period of coldness lately, so we thought of using outdoor adventures to help you rediscover that feeling from before..."

Losweiser blinked, looking somewhat bewildered.

"Who? The cold shoulder? Me and Leon?"

"Um..."

Losweiser's eyes flickered slightly as she recalled her time with Leon over the past few days.

Work routinely during the day, and submit assignments routinely at night.

Life is harmonious, and sex is also harmonious, so what's there to be indifferent about?

Oh, if we're talking about indifference, well, the way they handle homework submissions is definitely less enthusiastic.

But as for a post-marital cooling-off period... well, there really wasn't one.

Losweiser was about to explain, but then she thought, could it be that she was too close to the situation to see clearly, while an outsider could see things more clearly?

She herself was unaware of the so-called "cooling-off period," but in reality, everyone could see that the scoundrel had already started to treat her coldly.

Hiss~~~

This hypothesis certainly warrants some verification.

"Thank you, Milan. I won't eat dinner, don't wait for me."

Having said that, Losweiser put away her pen, stood up, and after taking two steps, she seemed to suddenly remember something, turned back, and said...

"Oh, and His Prince isn't eating either."

"Huh?"

Before Milan could even ask a question, His Your Majesty had already hurriedly gone upstairs, lifting her skirt.

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty, do you still want the money? Your Majesty!"

Leon was still lying dead in bed.

The daughters studied diligently at the academy, the Dragon Queen 'Primal Power became increasingly proficient, and she herself mastered the Gate of Nine Hells Divine Skill—

The feeling of "how lonely it is to be invincible" that I never experienced when I was leading the Dragon Slayer Army in battles across the empire a few years ago has now become real five years after my marriage.

Tsk, does marriage really change a man?

Bang!

The sound of a door opening interrupted Leon's chaotic thoughts.

Judging from the force of the door slam and the decibel level of the sound, it must have been the Dragon Queen.

After all, in the entire Silver Dragon Sanctuary, only Wu Yiqi, the other seven Liu Yi, dared to slam the "Queen's Room Door" like that.

Moreover, Leon had a premonition that the Dragon Queen might have lost her mind again, otherwise she wouldn't have opened the door with such force.

Before Losweiser burst into the bedroom, Leon briefly recalled what he had done in the past two days that would enrage her if she found out.

Hmm... while she was asleep, I secretly braided her hair into bunny ears?

Or should he hide all her flats and force her to wear his favorite lace-up heels?

Or perhaps the Imprint Stone recorded her singing "I love taking a bath, my tail is wagging" in the bathroom?

I feel like any one of these things is enough for Losweiser to teach him a lesson.

General Leon showed no panic whatsoever; in fact, he seemed to have a slight sense of anticipation.

As the saying goes, no family rule can truly restrain a married man.

If so, it means this married man is still a novice, unlike General Leon who is experienced and mature.

Hmph, Dragon Queen, bring it on!

As I was thinking this, I heard the sound of high heels clicking hurriedly on the ground.

Before long, the silver-haired beauty strode into the bedroom.

Leon slowly sat up in bed, and then—

He picked up the pillow next to him and calmly placed it on his forehead.

Almost simultaneously, Losweiser grabbed a teddy bear from the bed and smashed it over Leon's head.

Unfortunately, Leon anticipated her move and had already placed a pillow on his head beforehand.

The teddy bear and the pillow had a close encounter.

The Her Majesty the Queen was still not satisfied and swung her tail at Leon's chest again.

To everyone's surprise, General Leon anticipated this again and simply lay down, causing the long silver ribbon to brush past the tip of his nose.

Having missed with both moves, the dragon was furious and jumped onto the bed, ready to pin the scoundrel down and teach him a lesson.

Of course, this move was also part of Leon's calculations.

He lay on the bed, and with a sudden burst of strength from his legs, he slid over Losweiser's skirt like a nimble eel—yes, black lace panties, the Dragon Queen has quite the sense of humor—then darted to the foot of the bed, leaped down, and landed smoothly.

The entire process was smooth and efficient, without a single unnecessary movement, making it a textbook-level demonstration of "anti-domestic violence".

Losweiser missed her target, lay on the bed, turned around, and said through gritted teeth,

You give me—

Leon & Losweiser: "Get back here."

Pause for one second.

Leon & Losweiser: "Don't copy me!"

Pause for one second.

Leon & Losweiser: "Keep learning! If you keep learning, I'll slap you!"

Pause for one second.

Leon & Losweiser: "Aaaaaah, you bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Losweiser grabbed a pillow from the head of the bed and threw it at Leon.

But Leon caught it just as easily.

Leon did a quick mental calculation and realized that the process was almost complete.

He patted the pillow in his hand, then carefully placed it aside, before casually greeting Losweiser:

Good afternoon, Your Majesty.

"Fine, fine my foot!" Losweiser straightened her clothes and then sat down on the edge of the bed, puffing out her cheeks.

"I wonder what's gotten into Your Majesty this time? Could you tell me?"

Losweiser crossed her arms and remained silent.