Chapter 362
"How much longer until we arrive?" Leon asked, turning the question to him.
"Normally it takes three days."
In other words...
Leon turned around and looked at the group of young dragons behind him. "We're going to spend three days and three nights on Leviathan with these chuunibyou teenagers."
How dare you call someone a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur)?
"I call this passion, theirs is just childishness."
"Alright, in my eyes you're all the same, you idiots."
In the eyes of the Silver Dragon King, who was over two hundred years old, Leon, who was in his twenties, and the young dragon who was in his teens were indeed the same.
Oh, there are some differences too—
Leon is more handsome.
Whee: )
The couple exchanged a few words, and then Leon suddenly asked,
"When was the last time we went on a date? Was it the one in Sky City?"
"It was the time the whole family went to the beach together," Losweiser corrected.
"You remember every single date so clearly."
Leon joked, "You probably keep a diary privately to record our love story, don't you?"
Diary...
Hiss--
Believe it or not, there really is.
But!
How could I possibly admit it?
"Don't disgust me, Casmod. I have no love for you, and no story with you."
Losweiser quickly changed the subject to prevent the scoundrel from pressing his advantage, "Besides, we're not going on a date this time, we're going to the Far North to see if that madman Constantine is up to anything, remember?"
But Leon was more concerned about her sudden flustered and nervous reaction.
Could it be that he guessed right, and the Dragon Queen really does have a diary in private?
Hmm, it seems like we'll need to do a big ransom when we get back, Leon thought to himself.
Meanwhile, in a corner where no one was paying attention, two little heads peeked out, one above the other.
"Why haven't your aunt and uncle kissed yet?"
"That doesn't make sense. There's no one around, and it's nighttime. According to past patterns, they would have been kissing by now."
The eldest princess only knew that her Mom's private married life was extremely shameless, but she didn't know that before the shamelessness officially began, there was a fixed part of being stubborn.
Melkwy's family cannot afford to lose its stubbornness, just as the West cannot afford to lose Jerusalem.
Noa's little brain raced, speculating, "Could it be that they're worried about getting pregnant with a third child?"
Hearing this, Helena was taken aback and looked down. "What does it have to do with my aunt and uncle kissing and me having a third child?"
Noa looked up at her best friend, "Because adults get pregnant whenever they kiss."
The physiological knowledge that "kissing can lead to pregnancy" was something Mu En and she deduced together a long time ago when their whole family went to the beach.
In order to have another little sister, Noa and Mu En even devised a "seaside rescue plan: artificial respiration" to make their parents kiss.
But after a long time, my Mom still showed no signs of getting pregnant.
After Xiaoguang was able to run, jump, and talk, the three sisters organized another kissing battle.
Unfortunately, I still couldn't get my Mom pregnant.
From then on, Noa was busy with her studies and gradually forgot about having another little sister.
Now that she has another chance to secretly observe her parents' married life, Noa really wants to see if they are just too respectful to each other in private, or if they simply haven't put a third child on the agenda at all.
"Who said kissing can lead to pregnancy?"
The knowledgeable little Sea Dragon girl finally gave Noa a proper physiological education. "Kissing, or rather, kissing, is just a way for adults to express their love for each other, and it won't make you pregnant."
Noa was stunned. "Really?"
"Of course it's true. If kissing could lead to pregnancy, then live-born dragons like Noa-chan wouldn't be as rare as they are now."
Noa blinked her beautiful big eyes and carefully pondered her best friend's explanation.
That does seem to make some sense.
"How can I get pregnant?" Noa asked.
The King of Scrolls also has a curious mind.
But this time, curiosity was misdirected.
Helena blushed slightly. "Well... I can't really explain it. Anyway, you'll understand when you're my age."
That's not necessarily true.
Normally, a ten-year-old baby dragon wouldn't bother to figure out how adults give birth to babies.
Helena knew about this because she had a very 'unusual' pet at home, which her aunt had brought back a long time ago.
To figure out the pet's habits, Helena crammed on a lot of biology, including things like species reproduction.
Little Sea Dragon girl shook her head, snapping out of her thoughts, and continued observing her uncle and aunt.
"Why are they still chatting? I'm waiting to see the adults kiss."
"Aunt Claudia won't let you see it either?"
Helena nodded, "Yes, whenever I see couples showing affection in public, my Mom covers my eyes."
"Me too! My maid also covers our eyes when my parents kiss."
After a pause, Noa added indignantly, "Then they get to watch and enjoy themselves. It's not fair!"
"So this time we absolutely must be the first to see the uncle and aunt kissing!"
"That's right!"
The two Dragon girl made a solemn vow.
They're not leaving until they get their share of this dog food today!
Meanwhile, Leon and Losweiser are almost at the final stage of their tug-of-war.
Now all that's missing is a trigger point to ignite all the previous tug-of-war, stubbornness, and arrogance.
Then you can give each other kisses.
"Stop nagging, Leon, I don't like you at all."
I dislike you more than you dislike me.
"Impossible, I definitely dislike you more."
The question of who dislikes whom more has been a topic of constant debate between the couple.
Whether they like it or not, the couple knows it perfectly well.
But the main point is that he's tough on the outside but soft on the inside.
How can we get one of them to proactively admit their feelings for the other when it's not necessary?
It's even harder than recovering from an old man's illness twice.
Leon glanced at the haughty beauty beside him and did not continue arguing with her.
He withdrew his gaze, leaned slightly forward, and looked down at Leviathan.
Soon, General Leon had an idea.
"Losweiser, I can prove that you not only like me, but you also care about me."
The Queen rolled her eyes upon hearing this. "It's already cold here, so don't tell any more lame jokes."
"Don't believe me?"
I don't believe it.
"Okay, then I'll prove it to you right now."
Losweiser looked at him with interest. "Sure, I'm watching."
Leon smiled, slowly turned around, and then opened his arms.
"Your Silver Dragon Clan is known for its speed, so let's see if you can catch up with Gravity."
Seeing this, Losweiser's heart tightened. "What are you going to do..."
Leon smiled without saying a word, then leaned back slightly, and then his entire body rose from the Leviathan—
They fell!
"Hey idiot!"
Losweiser quickly rushed to the edge of Leviathan's back and looked down.
Leon is still in free fall.
Losweiser clenched her fists tightly. "Idiot, do you think I'd go down and save you?!"
After saying that, the Queen flicked her tail, turned around, and strode towards her residence.
She had already made up her mind to ignore that hot-blooded, immature idiot.
Anyway, he still has so many tricks up his sleeve to get up here, like the Sumeru's Shadow or the Gate of Nine Hells. He can use any of them to climb up, and at least he can make sure he doesn't die from the fall.
There's no need for her to go down.
If she really goes down there, wouldn't that be exactly what that scoundrel wants?
Well, if I said I wouldn't interfere, then I won't interfere.
On the other hand...
Just in case...
The next second, the silver figure leaped off Leviathan's back and rushed to the free-falling man at a speed almost imperceptible to the naked eye, embracing him in his arms.
Without further ado, Losweiser flew back to Leviathan with Leon.
Throw that idiot on the ground.
Leon, half-sitting, turned around and said with a smile, "I knew it—"
Before he could finish speaking, Losweiser lifted her skirt and strode up, then straddled him, and the duck sat on his stomach.
"You're so childish, Casmod!"
"So, do you like it?"
"I!--"
Losweiser lowered her head in a mixture of shame and anger.
"You bastard, you're just taking advantage of the fact that I care about you, you're just asking for trouble."
Leon slowly rose, leaned closer to Losweiser, and inhaled the soft scent emanating from her neck. He looked up at her delicate jawline.
"It's rare to have a wife who can fly, so of course I have to do my best to develop some fun in our daily life."
"She can fly, fake wife, thank you."
Their eyes met, and as the last stubborn remark ended, the couple kissed each other.
Their hearts were pounding, whether from the lingering shock of their recent "cliff jump" or from the deep emotions they felt every time they kissed their loved one, they couldn't tell.
"Wow... this is really exciting to watch, I've never seen a couple like this before."