The Fairy Queen Appears! (1)

The roar quickly filled the entire hall, and then the chaotic ball that was rolling around was instantly frozen in place. Then, the powerless ball broke into countless squealing twisted pieces.

"Holy crap! Who stepped on my face?!" (Member A)

"Uh... don't move around down there, my back is about to break!" (Member B)

Ah~~

"You filthy scoundrel! (Member Number One)"

"Smack!"

"Sister, he's the one who touched you, why are you hitting me?" (Member C)

"What just happened? Why am I lying here?" (Member Ding)

"Idiot! It must have been some S-Class operative who interfered, otherwise we wouldn't have all fallen together! (Member Number Two)"

"S-Class? Is S-Class really that terrifying? (Member A)"

Upon hearing this, the noisy battleground instantly fell silent.

"Old Suo???"

After the surprised exclamation from the center, all the members of the Chaotic Battle Ball turned their gazes to the corridor and shouted in unison, "Lazy God???"

"What? You have a problem with that?"

When that powerful, domineering, and strangely familiar voice appeared, all the members of the Chaotic Battle Ball shook their heads.

"Snort!"

He snorted coldly at everyone, and then Old Suo swept his hand, which was glowing with blue-purple light, across the air. The hall, which had been in chaos due to the chaotic battle orb, instantly returned to normal.

"Old Suo, what are you doing here? And what happened to you? (Kana)"

Hearing the question from the side, His Majesty the Emperor, whose head was covered in a bird's nest, yawned and said, "I was so tired after I came back yesterday that I rested in the guild. When I woke up, I saw you guys making a ruckus."

"That's not right, I was here all day yesterday, how come I didn't see you?" (Bohr)

"I came back in the middle of the night, where are you going to find me!"

"That still doesn't make sense. Churchill and I drank here all night last night, there's no reason I wouldn't see you!" (Bohr)

"Huh??? (Old Suo)"

Seeing the deep furrows in their brows, Kana asked softly, "Old Suo, what day was the day you came back?"

"Number Seven! (Old Suo)"

"Idol, are you still half asleep? Today is only the Number Three, how could yesterday be the Number Seven? (Macao)"

"How is that possible? I remember it perfectly well, it was Number Seven!" (Old Suo)

"Uncle, what was the Number Seven the month when you went to sleep?" (Gray)

"September Number Seven! (Old Suo)"

Upon hearing the silver-haired handsome man's answer, Kana and the others all lay down.

"Hey, what's wrong with you guys? (Old Suo)"

"Lazy God, do you know what time it is now? (Wakaba)"

Hearing this, Old Suo asked in confusion, "What time is it now?"

"Old Suo, it's already January Number Three, 776! (Kana)"

"Huh? Then I mean...?" (Old Suo)

"That's right, you've broken the human record, becoming the first person to survive after sleeping for four months! (Gray)"

"Four... four... four months, I actually slept for four months? I'm doomed!"

"Don't worry, you're perfectly fine, aren't you?" (Gray)

"Hehe! I'm fine now, but I might not be so in the future!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Old Suo disappeared into a flash of silver light.

"What's wrong with you, sir?" (Gray)

"Heh! You'll understand what this means after you get married! (Macao)"

"Mmm-hmm!" (The married men nodded in nasal agreement)

Philiers, the King's Bedchamber

"Buzz!"

The moment the Silver-White Light appeared, the sound of countless weapons being drawn rang out, and then His Majesty the Emperor had just appeared, was captured on the spot.

"Ha~~"

After a yawn, the drowsy Her Highness the Grand Princess said lazily, "Brother, you've finally decided to go home. Come on, your wife is waiting for you!"

"Etc!"

"Brother, I beg you, please don't do anything funny. I don't want to end up in the soup pot with you."

"Smack!"

The moment the words left her mouth, Her Highness the Grand Princess slapped her right hand against her mouth at the speed of light.

"Di... Diphiya, what did you just say?"

"N-nothing... I didn't say anything!"

"Come on, I clearly heard the word 'soup pot' just now!"

Seeing that she could no longer hide it, Her Highness the Grand Princess simply stopped trying to conceal it.

"Brother, you can't blame your wife for this. It's you who went too far!"

"I had a reason for it, it wasn't intentional..."

"Okay, okay... please don't say it, otherwise I'm afraid the version you tell later will differ from the one we have now!"

"I'm not lying, it really is..."

"Stop! You should save what you want to say for your sister-in-law!"

"Take away!"

With the Grand Princess's command, two war maids carried the His Majesty the Emperor the Empress's palace.

"Your Empress, the Grand Princess has arrived!"

"Let them in!"

"Yes!"

Not long after the attendant finished speaking, footsteps sounded from outside the palace gate.

"Sister-in-law, I've brought the person to you!"

"Um!"

The Grand Princess and the others, then waved her hand to dismiss the servants and maids in the Empress.

"Bang!"

After the palace doors were completely closed, Empress Majesty the Queen quickly walked to the side of the criminal, Sue.

"Smack!"

After pinching his mouth and lifting him up, Her Majesty the Queen hissed in a low voice, "You lecherous scoundrel, you've finally deigned to come back! Tell me! Which pretty girl did you go flirting with this time!"

"Your Majesty, I didn't flirt with any girls!"

"Still dare to be stubborn?"

"Clang!"

After placing her treasured secret weapon on the ground, the Queen said to the two Valkyries, "Athena, Ace, carry him up there!" (PS: Ace is Ulu's alias; her full name is Ace Bell.)

"Yes!"

"Hey... no!"

Ah~~

After the person's pitiful screams subsided, Her Majesty the Queen coldly demanded, "Tell me, where exactly did you go to seduce young girls!"

"Irene, I didn't!"

"No?"

"Hmph! If you hadn't gone out to pick up girls, would you have disappeared for four whole months?"

"I really didn't pick up girls, but I slept around in the guild for four months, so..."

"Still being stubborn? Use this too!"

After receiving the upgraded secret weapon with a look of terror on his face, Ace whispered in the criminal Zoe's ear, "Pervert, you'd better confess now, or I'm afraid you'll be carried out on a stretcher!"

"I really slept in the guild for four months!"

"Well!"

After shaking his head and sighing for a while, Ace stuffed the thing in his hand into the original secret weapon.

"Waaah~~"

Feeling the tingling sensation from below, Old Suo's hands uncontrollably slapped his face repeatedly.

Looking at the unrecognizable Old Suo, the Her Highness the Grand Princess repeated the actions of the Ice War Maiden.

"Brother, don't you know your wife's temper? If you try to tough it out, she'll definitely stick to it to the end!"

"But I really..."

"Brother, there are endless beauties, but you only have one life!"

"Pervert! Diphiya's right, staying alive is the key!" (Ace)

Yes! (Athena)

After considering the advice of the three masters, the usually unyielding Sordil decisively backed down.

"Irene, I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have gone chasing after girls!" (PS: At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor was already in tears, choked with sobs.)

"Hmph! You've finally decided to admit it!"

"Uh-huh!"

"What's her name? Where does she live?"

"Her name is Brandish, and she recently moved to the Western Continent."

"You... Humph!"

Seeing Her Majesty the Queen's face gradually darken, His Majesty the Emperor hurriedly nudged the Grand Princess and the Ice War Maiden.

"Sister-in-law, we've asked and punished him, so please forgive my brother this time!"

"Yes, he is, after all, your husband!" (Ace)

"Let him go?"

"Hmph! I trusted him time and time again before, which gave him the opportunity to get close to Athena and Ace. This time, I absolutely cannot let him off easily!"

Upon hearing this, Ace, who was standing next to the Queen, and Athena was in the distance, froze in place.

"Sister, don't talk nonsense! I'm a married woman! (Athena's inner thoughts)" (Ace's voiceover: As if I didn't have a husband!)

"Damn it! Why are you dragging me into your argument, you two?!" (Ace's inner thoughts)

Although they harbored all sorts of complaints in their hearts, neither of the two war maidens dared to voice them. Firstly, doing so would only make things worse, and secondly, they simply couldn't imagine the danger that angering the current Empress would bring them.

She shrugged at her brother, then the Her Highness the Grand Princess stepped aside with a helpless expression.

"Diphiya, hurry and go find Dad and the others, or I'm done for today!" (Old Suo's coded telegram)

"Brother, you make it sound so easy. How could my wife let me go at a time like this?" (The Grand Princess's reply)

"Oh dear, why didn't you just pretend to be sick, or make an excuse to pee!" (Old Suo's reply)

"Urinating escape? What's that?" (The following is still a coded message, so I won't mark it.)

"Um... the so-called 'pee-off' is just pretending to go to the toilet and then using that as an excuse to leave!"

"Holy crap! Bro, you didn't actually find another woman outside, did you? Otherwise, how would you know such a technical term?" (PS: Old Suo's voiceover: Dude, which 90s kid doesn't know this joke?!)

"I'll explain this to you later. Now, go find your father!"

"All right!"

After the power was turned off, Her Highness the Grand Princess suddenly squeezed her legs together awkwardly.

"Oh dear... Sister-in-law, I can't hold it in any longer. I need to go take care of this first. You can interrogate me slowly!"

Although Her Majesty the Queen noticed something amiss, before she could stop them, the other party had already rushed out of the palace, so she had no choice but to let them leave.

"Hehe! Diphiya is really amazing, she used it so perfectly on her first try!"

Just as Old Suo was marveling at his sister's perfect acting, an order suddenly came from ahead, and his smile instantly vanished. (PS: Great Owl: Serves you right! You underestimated the clever people of this other world!)

"Ace, Athena, lift him up and come with me!"

"Yes!"