"Holy crap! Taishang Laojun!"
When Sun Wukong and the others saw Taishang Laojun arrive in person, they hurriedly circulated their mana to dispel the drunkenness.
The two brothers, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, had already prostrated themselves on the ground, kneeling on both knees and trembling in fear.
"Disaster, disaster! Big Brother, you have to take full responsibility for this!"
Yin Jiao instinctively shoved the blame onto Jin Jiao.
Jin Jiao stared at his dear second brother in shock and cursed, "Second Brother, that's not right! Just now, about Dao Venerable Hong Yun, you were clearly the one who brought it up first!"
Yin Jiao said urgently, "Bullshit! Who doesn't know that I, Yin Jiao, am the most honest? Who was the first one to say 'Master is secretly sultry'?"
"..."
The two of them went back and forth, each exposing Taishang Laojun's old secrets.
Taishang Laojun's vision went black as he listened, and he nearly got angered to death on the spot by these two fools.
Sun Wukong, Qi Yu, and the others all lowered their heads, but from their constantly trembling shoulders, it was clear they were having an extremely hard time holding in their laughter.
"All of you, shut up for this poor Daoist!"
Taishang Laojun rarely lost composure, and he barked a stern rebuke.
"Yes, Master!"
Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao answered in unison and obediently shut their mouths.
"Go stand aside. This poor Daoist will settle accounts with you later!"
Taishang Laojun glared at them in a fury.
When he turned to look at Sun Wukong and the others, the anger on his face slowly faded, replaced by an air as light as wind and pale as clouds.
To be fair, Taishang Laojun had perfectly inherited the "face-saving project" of his original self, Laozi.
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