Grandmaster, Did You Secretly Eat Shit Last Night?

Second Day Morning,

Four figures left Nuoding Academy together,

Nuoding Academy Dean Sig, Yu Xiaogang, Tang Lin, and Tang San.

Their destination was still Soul Hunting Forest,

The last time he had taken Tang San there to hunt Soul Beasts, if not for Tang San's lucky throw of One Sword landing right in Mandala Snake's mouth,

And happening to be vertical, and Mandala Snake happening to take a bite, and happening to pierce its brain,

Otherwise, the grass on their graves would be six feet tall by now.

This time, he had specifically invited Nuoding Academy Dean Sig. With the protection of a Defense System Soul Ancestor, they would be far, far safer.

The four traveled swiftly,

In Two Days Time, they arrived within Soul Hunting Forest,

The moment they entered Soul Hunting Forest, Luo Sanpao took the front while Sig stayed behind, protecting Tang Lin and the other two in the middle.

Tang Lin and Tang San both needed Soul Beasts over five hundred years old,

The four swiftly ventured deeper within over One Day Time,

There were few thousand-year Soul Beasts in Soul Hunting Forest, so heading deeper to seek high-aged Hundred Year Soul Beasts was just right.

Several People's luck seemed quite good,

After venturing Less Than Two Kilometers Distance deeper,

A Trumpet Flower Six Meters Tall appeared before the four,

Its entire body was Blue Green,

From up close, it looked like A Big Tree,

And beneath the coils of its vines, a Thick Tree Trunk within had already been strangled into a pitted, uneven mess.

"Parasitic Trumpet Flower!"

Yu Xiaogang Swiftly identified the type of Soul Beast before them,

"Not bad, not bad. We're quite lucky,"

A smile appeared on Sig's face,

"We ran into a suitable one as soon as we entered,"

"What do you think? Let your Disciple absorb it?"

Tang San was the first one he thought of, since he and Yu Xiaogang were friends.

After some hesitation,

Yu Xiaogang ultimately shook his head,

He glanced at Tang Lin, lowered his voice, and quietly said to Sig,

"This age is still a little too low. If it could reach seven hundred years, then we could consider it,"

"It's five meters tall and only has five hundred years of cultivation right now. Naturally, my Disciple deserves the best,"

"Let Tang Lin absorb this one."

Sig was Stunned for a moment, not expecting Yu Xiaogang to say that,

He gently nodded. "Then let Tang Lin absorb it. This Soul Ring is still quite good."

Yu Xiaogang slowly walked over to Tang Lin and lightly coughed twice,

"Cough, cough,"

"Tang Lin, this Parasitic Trumpet Flower's Soul Ring is quite good. Its cultivation is as high as five hundred years, and it suits the Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul very well,"

"We may not encounter such a good Soul Beast later on,"

"You should absorb it first."

Tang Lin was Stunned,

She cursed Yu Xiaogang viciously in her heart,

"Yu Xiaogang, I [censored] your [censored], you [censored][censored] are such a huge [censored][censored],"

"Your Disciple gets to absorb the good ones, while I get the bad ones."

"It's clearly something you don't want, yet you're saying I should absorb it first?"

"Do you think I'm deaf and didn't hear what you just said?"

She had truly experienced Yu Xiaogang's shamelessness firsthand.

Seeing the shocked look on Tang Lin's face, Yu Xiaogang thought he had moved her deeply.

"No need to be touched. You're my Disciple's Sister, so even if you aren't my student, I naturally won't treat you poorly."

Tang Lin truly wanted to chop Yu Xiaogang apart with the Blue Silver Overlord Sword,

A sanctimonious beast in human clothing,

A shameless scoundrel whose words did not match his heart.

"Then thank you, Grandmaster."

Tang Lin smiled faintly and gladly accepted.

Fortunately, she had System Ability,

The age limit was not a problem for her at all,

The age of the absorbed Soul Ring would automatically match the strength of her body,

As long as the Soul Beast type was suitable, it would do.

"Then let's begin,"

Yu Xiaogang's First Soul Ring flashed, and the Yellow Soul Ring swiftly settled around Luo Sanpao's body.

"First Soul Skill, Fart Like Thunder, Heaven Shaking Earth Splitting Luo Sanpao!"

Seeing Yu Xiaogang's actions,

Tang Lin Swiftly put on the Eighteen Layer Overlapping Mask to avoid being stunk to death.

Luo Sanpao's bright Blue Eyes suddenly lit up, and the Soul Ring attached to his body was absorbed,

His round body suddenly sprang up, rising five meters into the air,

"Boom!"

A thunderous explosion rang out,

A Stinky Fart blasted toward the Parasitic Trumpet Flower wrapped around the tree trunk.

Thanks to Tang Lin's preparations, she was not affected by the stench,

But the muffled voice she deliberately spoke through the layered masks still reached Yu Xiaogang's ears perfectly,

"Grandmaster, this fart is way too stinky,"

"The Martial Soul and its owner are one,"

"Did you secretly eat shit Last Night?"

With that one sentence, Yu Xiaogang's face instantly turned green.

Proud as he was, how long had it been since anyone had said such a thing to him?

Those who knew deliberately avoided mentioning it,

This Tang Lin really had no sense of propriety at all.

Who ate shit Last Night, and secretly at that?

Would he need to secretly eat shit?

No, he did not eat shit!

[Ding, Yu Xiaogang's Second Defense Break: Fifteen Percent.]

System Voice rang out, and Tang Lin immediately felt delighted,

It could actually trigger a Second Defense Break. Grandmaster, don't blame me.

Unfortunately, the difficulty of triggering a Second Defense Break was clearly much greater.

With A Stinky Fart unleashed, the quiet Parasitic Trumpet Flower was instantly enraged.

The damage was low, but the humiliation was immense,

That fart was simply too stinky,

Its originally emerald-green branches and leaves swiftly turned yellow until they withered.

"Grandmaster, Good Fart!"

"I thought it had no attack power. So it's Magic Attack. One fart nearly made it Bounce Wither."

[Ding, Yu Xiaogang's Second Defense Break: Thirty Percent.]

Yu Xiaogang could not hold it in any longer and suddenly coughed. The thick layers of masks he had put on beforehand were knocked loose,

The powerful stench swiftly entered through his Mouth Nose and seeped into his Five Viscera Six Bowels,

Dizziness overtook him, and his body swayed back and forth as he nearly fell.

Tang Lin thoughtfully reminded him,

"Grandmaster, be more careful in the future. Eat something better. If you don't have money for food, just tell me. I'll give you all my Leftovers."

[Ding, Yu Xiaogang's Second Defense Break: Forty-Five Percent.]

Yu Xiaogang staggered about, barely having the strength to speak. The stench made him feel truly awful.

He had eaten and lived for free at Nuoding Academy for so many years,

And he had not spent a single coin of Spirit Hall's subsidies all these years.

Who had no food to eat? Who needed to eat leftovers?

Tang Lin suddenly shouted at Yu Xiaogang,

"Grandmaster, be careful!"

Hearing her repeat herself, Yu Xiaogang felt incredibly irritated,

He forced himself to shout,

"Don't repeat yourself. I heard you Just now,"

"I have food to eat. I don't eat shit!"

Tang Lin was Stunned. "I meant, be careful of the attack,"

Yu Xiaogang: ???

The next instant, an Emerald Yellow Vine swiftly burst from the ground and tightly bound Yu Xiaogang's Legs.

A pained scream immediately rang out,

"Ah!"