Yu Xiaogang Was Marinated in Farts, and Tang San Was Thoroughly Disgusted

"Cough Cough Cough Cough,"

Within the Murky Yellow Mist, the foul farts continued without end.

Everyone, including Yu Xiaogang, coughed violently.

Yu Xiaogang in particular was coughing while letting out Chain Farts.

"Pfft!"

"Cough!"

"Pfft Cough!"

"Ugh, this stinks too much!"

Several People around Yu Xiaogang quickly ran in every direction.

They were practically desperate to use the fastest speed of their lives.

Flender directly activated his Martial Soul Avatar and fled, becoming the first to escape.

His entire body was covered in yellow, and even his face had been dyed yellow.

Oscar and Shao Xin followed close behind, each eating a Flying Mushroom Sausage.

Though it was impossible to tell whether eating that Ham Sausage along with the farts made it taste like farts or feces.

Zhao Wuji and Zhu Zhuqing came right after them.

One was a Soul Sage, while the other was an Agile Attack Soul Master.

Tang San was the last to leave. Thinking his mask would protect him, he initially stayed behind, but once he felt the thick stench seeping through it, he hurriedly fled.

By the time he left, his entire body was covered in Yellow Particles, more severely than anyone else.

The mask was meant for filtering, but there was simply too much to filter out. Instead, it accumulated inside his mouth.

Tang San slowly removed his mask, then coughed violently. A thick cloud of yellow smoke carrying a Fecal Odor shot from his mouth, no less intense than Yu Xiaogang's ongoing spray.

Yu Xiaogang kept trying to stop his Soul Skill, but it simply would not stop.

He farted continuously for a full quarter of an hour, and the Yellow Smoke had spread more than a hundred meters away.

Even Villagers in the village could smell the stench through their closed doors.

Finally, Yu Xiaogang's farting stopped.

Yellow Fine Particles covered the ground in a thin layer like fine dirt.

After it rained, plenty of Weeds would probably grow there.

Yu Xiaogang emerged from the smoke.

That one Soul Skill had left even him somewhat drained.

After all, no one could continuously fart for a quarter of an hour.

His head was covered in Yellow Particles. As the person at the center of it all, he had suffered even greater contamination.

He walked out step by step, leaving footprints behind.

The clothes on his body had already been destroyed.

He was completely naked.

"So small!"

Shrek Academy's Three Little Ones immediately noticed the most crucial part.

Tang Lin and the other girls did not understand what they meant at first.

Then they suddenly realized it, their faces flushing red as they hastily turned around.

"Pervert!!!"

But it really was small—not even as big as an ordinary person's little toe.

"Xiaogang, Xiaogang, you really have given me a Great Gift!"

Flender looked at Yu Xiaogang with a complicated expression.

It was exactly like the old man in that meme described by the six words "subway, old man, phone."

It was also exactly like the expression of someone who had eaten stuffed Nine-Turn Intestines.

"Cough Cough Cough!"

Yu Xiaogang coughed violently twice, coughing out quite a bit more yellow smoke.

"I didn't expect to suddenly become like this either."

He was utterly bewildered as well.

How had he suddenly ended up like this?

"But I really did feel that the resistance to my breakthrough had lessened."

Tang Lin quietly raised the crucial question, "Grandmaster, by the way, why has your Second Soul Ring turned translucent? Can you still use your soul skill?"

Only then did Yu Xiaogang notice this critical issue, He looked down and, sure enough, it was true.

"I'll give it a try."

The Second Soul Ring flashed wildly.

Those who had been blasted by the fart had long since been terrified and frantically ran to the side.

Only after putting more than fifty meters between themselves did they finally feel safe.

Tang Lin hurriedly followed as well, lest she stand out from the crowd.

Yu Xiaogang's Second Soul Ring kept flashing, but he simply could not use it.

Even when he tried to inhale again, he could not release anything.

Even his First Soul Skill could no longer be used.

Luo Sanpao still had the ability to attack three more times.

Now, after Yu Xiaogang activated Martial Soul Possession, he only had the power of one fart left.

Seeing that nothing happened, everyone finally dared to inch closer again.

"By the way, Grandmaster, is it possible that the shackles you felt weakening weren't because you were about to break through to Level 30?"

"But because your Soul Power has regressed to Level 19?"

"You don't have enough Soul Power for Level 20, yet you possess a Second Soul Ring, so you can't release it?"

"Breaking through to Level 20 is definitely easier than breaking through to Level 30, so that's why you felt the shackles weakening."

Listening to Tang Lin's words, Yu Xiaogang was instantly stunned.

He staggered back several steps, then fell to the ground with a clang, kicking up a large amount of Yellow Particles.

"Rumble!"

A sudden clap of thunder exploded in the sky.

A few raindrops fell.

Then a light drizzle swiftly began to descend.

The Yellow Particles that had landed on Yu Xiaogang rapidly turned into Fecal Yellow Thick Liquid upon touching the rainwater, flowing all over his body.

Anyone unaware of the situation would have thought he had just been fished out of a cesspit.

The smell had not been that strong before, but once it started raining, that Fecal Odor instantly rose up.

"Ah!"

Tang Lin cried out and immediately sprinted back to her Dormitory.

"Teacher, Dean, it's raining. I'm heading back to the Dormitory to take shelter first."

The others likewise hurried away.

They also needed to take a bath as soon as possible.

That faint yet persistent stench lingered on their bodies.

"Tang San, take care of your Teacher for now. Once you're done, bring him to Dean's Office to find me."

After leaving those words behind, Flender and Zhao Wuji also hurried back to deal with their own situation.

At this moment, the only ones who could claim to be clean were Tang Lin and Xiao Wu.

Fortunately, Tang Lin had anticipated it and run quickly.

"Teacher! Teacher!"

Tang San did not care what state Yu Xiaogang was in.

He hurriedly helped him up.

The rain grew heavier and heavier.

The ground was covered in fecal powder washed loose by the rain. Before long, Yu Xiaogang might drown in fecal water.

Tang San found an abandoned Wooden Bucket. It still smelled a little foul, but he could not worry about whether it was clean or not—it was definitely cleaner than Yu Xiaogang.

Even after rinsing Yu Xiaogang more than ten times, he could still smell that stench. It could only gradually fade with time; for now, the odor had thoroughly soaked in.

With utter disgust, he helped Yu Xiaogang out, then repeatedly rinsed himself with water until the rain finally stopped.

Everyone in Shrek Academy was also frantically bathing.

For a time, more than half the ground throughout Shrek Academy was covered in yellow.

Finally, Tang San let out a long breath and brought the changed Yu Xiaogang to the Dean's Office of Shrek Academy.

At that moment, Flender and Zhao Wuji had just arrived as well.

Zhao Wuji still needed to report to Flender about what had happened in Star Dou Forest.

"You're here. The timing is just right."